Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
Today's episode is a very serious episode, actually.
We are currently in training.
Training for what, you say?
Huh?
Yes, we're training for the very first ever music battle,
against the Bass...
...Bass Noob.
Against the Bass Noob!
- Base Noobs! - That's right!
In case you've forgotten, we have to go save Violin-chan.
So part of our training we've decided to uh, practice rhythm.
So we thought uh, we should go to the arcade!
And train ourselves with Taiko Drum!
I'm actually super keen, because I've only ever played
Taiko Drums properly, on my consoles,
or like on a laptop.
But they're always like laggy,
so I've never actually experienced the real deal.
- Wait, you never played in an arcade before? - No.
Not that I remember, I don't remember, but...
- Brett's losing his Taiko virginity, let's go! - Ahhh!!!
So we are at the location of our secret training camp,
where we are going to be practicing
our rhythm and coordination.
Alright, I'll select my outfit.
How do you select your outfit?
You just press the side to...
- Ohh! - Oh, you selected.
- Aha! - No!
Alright, I'm OG.
When you're OG, you're really good to go.
I'll go with the pirate.
Alright, let's select!
(Eddy) Of course, we're gonna go straight to...
(Brett) Classical!
(Eddy) That's right, let's do Carmen.
Oh s***! *inaudible*
When do you use right or left hand?
- It doesn't matter. - Really?
Oh s***, you're beating me.
Oh, no!
Bro, I'm like...
I thought it was semiquavers, it was quavers!
(Brett) Oh, wait!
*censored*
So much focus!
Ohhhhh!!!
Did you see that trick?!
Oh, I messed up the last part!
Oh, you get more points!
- Depends. - Look at my max combo!
Ooh, that was close!
- Dude, my max combo was 168. - Oh, damn!
That sounds hard, man.
- Yeah, let's do this one, I like this one! - I think we must do this one!
Normal or hard, what do you reckon?
Nah, normal.
- Nah, normal, this sounds hard! - That's...that's hard, yeah.
- This playing's so fast! - Yeah.
Oh s***, yeah, here we go.
- I can't hear the music! - Yeah! I can't hear...
How am I missing?!
Wait, why is my thing not working?!
Look, look, it's not working!
- Really? - Oh, no, it's the side!
I messed up.
I messed up, I'm gonna catch up!
- It's so straight, there's no rubato! - I know!
Whoa!
Oh my God!
No! I messed up my combo!
Wha—that's not the music?!
Oh no!
Okay, to be fair, at the beginning,
I totally forgot blue was this.
- Oh no! - I kept doing this.
- (Eddy) Yeah. - (Brett) But anyway.
- You thought it was just like, left hand. - Yeah, I was like, "Why is it not working?!"
Ah, come on!
Eddy won again.
(Brett) Dude, is your pinkie like, cramping?
- (Eddy) Uh, it's okay, is yours alright? - Maybe I'm just holding it really hard, yeah.
Oh, you can hold it here!
You can...you don't have to hit it that hard.
Alright!
Let's go!
Sacrilegious! We should do hard for this one.
- Yeah! Sacrilegious taiko! - I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
What's that?
I don't know.
Oh, s***!
Ahh!
Ohh!!!
(Eddy) Ohh!
- Oh, no! - Dude, it's so hard!
I can't hear the music!
Oh!
Oh, it's so hard!
- Ah, I missed the last one! - Agh, I messed up!
- No! Oh, you failed! No! - That was so hard, that was so hard.
Dude, it's a workout, I think I'm going really hard.
Yeah, I'm actually kinda puffed, actually.
I wonder what my heart rate is.
Dude, my heart rate's 155.
- (Brett) Really? - Yeah.
Oh, you won three in a row, okay, I gotta step it up.
Alright, last one.
- Oh, we're running out of time! Which one? - Okay, okay, okay!
Minuet?
Yeah, whatever, what is it?
What is—I don't know this one!
- But it's like a...jazz version. - Okay.
- I can't...I can't hear it! - I can't hear it! I can't hear anything.
It's 'cause it's jazz!
It's incorrect rhythm!
Dude, I'm dying.
(Brett) Help!
(Brett) Help! Help!
Help.
The f...
- I can't jazz...yeah, it wasn't... - That wasn't classical, it was jazz!
- I couldn't hear it, either. - Yeah, I couldn't hear it.
Anyway, I think it's time we finish our training.
We're done today.
What other skills do we need to test?
I don't know, should we see what other games
- are around here? Yeah. - Yeah let's just bounce around ,alright, let's see.
Training for uh, saving Violin-chan!
Gotta save Violin-chan!
Davie504!
Wait, how do you do it?
Did you put the game in?
(Brett) Yeah, try?
No you can't punch it, you have to pull it down.
(Brett) I just...I just put money in.
- There you go. - Ohhhhh.
I don't even know how to punch!
I've never thrown a punch in my life.
Think of all the abuse, bro.
(Brett) All the abuse that's happened.
Ow...!
Dude, what did I get?
- (Eddy) Oh, I beat the high score! High score's 300... - Wow, Davie, you gotta watch out.
Alright, my turn, you ready?
Say no to instrument violence!
We will not be abusive today.
Peace.
How did you almost beat me?!
- This is rigged! It's a rigged game! - It's so rigged, I just...
The inner chi, you know, just...
I'm actually curious, what's the lowest you can get with?
Oh, it didn't register.
(Brett) Huh?!
I'll try a hard one.
I feel like I'm gonna like, hurt myself.
Yeah, you're gonna hurt yourself, but be careful.
Wow wow wow wow, go go!
Ow!
(Brett) 9091!
- (Eddy) Ugh, I'm not doing that again. - That one hurt.
I need my fingers for playing.
Davie, you better watch out.
Okay, that's it for today.
- We're done. - (Eddy) Oh, what's this?
Little known fact,
- but Brett is actually a Drift King in Brisbane. - Oh yeah, yeah.
Back in uni days, you know?
Yeah I'm the best, I drift like, every day.
I forgot, how do you do this again?
Uh...
Do I have to insert again?
I'm so confused!
(Eddy) I don't get it, it won't let me insert—
(Eddy) —these things aren't working for me!
It's not working!
Is it up or down?
I don't even know if it's taking money out.
Why is it not working?
Oh wait, oh s***!
(Brett) What happened?! Why is my car so slow?!
Get out of the way, ohhh!!!
(Brett) Leave me alone!
(Eddy) What?!
- Let's go! - (Brett) Nooooo!
Bro, go away!
(Eddy) Leave me alone!
- (Brett) Go away!!! - Let's go!
F***!
(Brett) I tried to...
Alright guys, that was a...
...very long session of practice that we did,
- rhythmic...and coordination practice, you know? - (Brett) Mmm.
Sometimes, you got to switch it up,
but we are training very hard for the upcoming concert.
Davie504, you know what we're capable of now,
you better watch out.
February 17th,
it's going to be the first ever music battle ever.
Support the violin gang, let's go.
See you guys there, bye-bye.