[Intro music]
Hila: Hey
What are you doing?
Ethan: Huh?
What?
I'm talking to my mom Hila
It's kinda private
Do you mind?
Hila, I'm wearing the Hushme
Obviously, I'm having a private conversation
What don't you understand about the Hushme?
S'cuse me
Hila! It's the ´Hushme´
It's a new product
That cloaks your talking
So people in public can't hear what you're saying
It's stylish, sleek
and it's private
Best of all:
People won't notice you at all
When you're in public
Looking like a shitty sci-fi character.
Hila: Does it come with the shirt?
'Hushme' is the product that you never knew you needed
And now that you know it exists;
You know that you still don't need it
It's the 'Hushme'
The amazing, new, smart device
That cloaks your voice
And plays sounds
So that you can have phone sex with your girlfriend
In an airport terminal
Without some nerd, getting hard
And trying to jerk his lil' ding-dong next to you
(Deep voice) Oh yeah
Ohh
Yeah
The 'Hushme' is changing the game
For people like me
(Michelle Obama) Wow
Ethan
Great moves!
Keep it up
Proud of you
[Intro music]
Has getting up from the library
And stepping outside for thirty seconds
Ever been WAY too much of an inconvenience for you?
Now you can look like a dollar store batman-supervillain
That never made the cut
Everybody is gonna be sure to lighten up to you
When you look like you've recently developed rabies
Appealing male voice: STYLISH
Stylish...
Appealing male voice: A Stylish-
That's generous
This 'stylish' design will make you look like:
Bane
Who's about to suicide-bomb a library
(Same) Appealing male voice: Stylish
stylish
(Fading out 'stylish' overlapping)
STYLISH
AMV: Ergonomic design for a long-term wear
(phone buzzing)
Ethan: They are...
Pretty much
Literally advertising this
As a way to have phone sex
With your girlfriend
In a classroom, library
Or airport terminal
Which I can get down with
Another thing is:
There's no way this product actually works, right?
Is there anyway that you couldn't possible hear what they're saying?
And then the other thing it does:
Is that it 'Plays Sound'
While you're talking
It plays like birds chirping and waterfalls
Which is SUPER low key
People will NOT notice, you
sitting there like a mobile rainforest
While you attempt to 'Make Your Girlfriend Pregnant'
over the phone
[Rainforest sound-effects]
Oh yeah
[Rainforest sound-effects]
Ohh yea
[Rainforest sound-effects]
Yeah
[Rainforest sound-effects]
Yeah, touch me
[Rainforest sound-effects]
EMV: STYLISH
[Rainforest sound-effects]
Ohhh...
touch me baby...
Nothing to see here, folks.
AMV: Hushme: Keep Talking.
I love the amount of accessories
you're expected to carry around these days, and now the Hushme's getting into the mix?
I'm supposed to carry this around my neck all the time,
in the event that I take a call that's way too private
to take in public, and I can't walk outside.
Okay. So here's the Hushme;
I got my sunglasses, I got my headphones,
and this is just how we're supposed to walk around
for the next five years.
AMV: STYLISH, ERGONOMIC DESIGN
Excuse me guys, I gotta take a call.
[Music]
[Phone vibrates]
[Music fades out]
Ethan: As an inventor
The Hushme was the greatest inspiration
I could've possibly asked for!
I NEEDED to invent a product
That was just as innovative as the Hushme
[LOUD BANGING SOUNDS]
The Hushme was so revolutionary
Because it fulfilled a market need
That didn't even exist
There MUST be an idea like that out there for me
I just. Had. To find it
The Hushme, let the user talk, without being heard
(Deep Robotic Voice) Oh Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
I needed a similar invention
Mine
would let the user see
Without being peeped [Dramatic Music]
Imagine, being able to look wherever you wanted
And nobody can see your eyes
Nobody could tell where you are looking
But you're watching
Always watching [Dramatic Noise]
Does that sound like a product that you'd know you never need?
Now then- you're talking my language now
"Intra-drucing"
Introducing,
The Peep n' Creep
To market this bad boy
First, I need a jingle that'll let the world know
The Peep n' Creep is open for business
Michael are you there?
Michael: Yeah I'm right here
Michael: On the screen
Oh hey Michael, what's up man? How are you?
Uh, currently we're not giving out equity
But what I can do is give you a $20 voucher [Cha Ching Sound] to TGI Fridays
Michael: Ok.
Michael: Yeah I think this jingle should sound...
Groundbreaking, like the product
Because
You know, you're like Steve Jobs of...
The 2010's, right?
YES!
So I want it to say something like: yes, I'm on the beach with VR goggles
and I'm, and I, there's a chance I'm looking at your cleavage
Michael: ????????????
Right? But maybe not necessarily
Michael: Ok, let's hit a [Plays Electronic Notes]
[More Electronic Notes]
Wait. And then, right. I like that tempo.
Cuz it's almost the beat of like this, you know?
[Electronic Music]
(Singing) Peep or creep, I'm looking at the cuties on the beach
[Electronic Music]
PEEPIN' CREEP
I'm locked onto those jugs and I'm peepin' hard
So, thanks for your help on that Michael I thought that was really good
I'll make, I'll be sure to get you one of the early prototypes
Because, knowing you I think you would really
You would really want and need one of these. Right?
Michael: Cool. Um that sounds perfect
I just noticed that the TGI Fridays like, wasn't in my inbox. The gift card
Ethan: Thanks Michael, I'll talk to you later
Alright
Now that I had the jingle
I needed the brains
So I headed out to V-Sauce Offices to meet with the V-Sauces
Michael: Can you please be more productive Jake?
I was looking to secure some funding, promotion and some science
To help bring the Creep N' Peep to the next level of success
[Knocking]
Hi Michael, how are ya?
Michael: Ethan, hey
Ethan: What's up?
How'd you know, how'd you know we were here?
Ethan: Give me a hug dude, it's good to see ya, it's been a while right? Michael: Yeah.
Ethan: How are you? Michael: What do you wear on you face here?
Ok, I'm so happy you noticed
It's a new product that I'm looking for investors
Ethan: I think because of the level Michael: You want money?
Yeah, money
Um and you know promotion, I think you're gonna wanna promote this
Michael: *Laughs* Ethan: After I tell you about it right? Michael: Alright, well come on in
Ethan: Hey guys
Guys: Oh, hey.
Can I get your attention please? - Yeah, I'm sorry, what's up? - Yes, you can.
Um...
So I've prepared a presentation for you guys.
A little song.
[chair noise] A little dance.
For the Peep n' Creep.
I'm hoping that after my presen- Michael (VSAUCE): Why don't you... just dance?
From the top. [JINGLE BEATS]
♫ Peep and creep, peep the cuties at the beach ♫
♫ You might think I'm asleep, but I'm looking at your （。 ㅅ 。） ♫
♫ I'll be watching you, and your mother too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫
♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫
Sing along Jake, sing along.
♫ Peep and creep, peep the cuties at the beach ♫
♫ You might think I'm asleep, but I'm peeking at two cheeks ♫
♫ Lock on to those jugs, and I'm peeping hard, and I'm getting hard, ♫
♫ but you think this is just VR, or talking with my mom, or looking at a tree ♫
♫ But most- ♫
And anyway, yada yada yada, "Peep n' Creep changing the game for creeps like me,"
and then it just kind of goes onto the chorus with "I'm getting hard."
"I'm getting hard, yeah, I'm getting hard."
Right?
I noticed you guys didn't sing along at all, or...
Michael: I get the gist of it...
Ethan: ♫ And I'm getting hard, I'm getting hard! ♫
(Guy in background: I think it's just VR)
Right there.
♫ I'm getting hard ♫
Right there Michael, it's right there
♫ And you think it's just VR ♫
Ethan: After my presentation,
I could tell that they were SUPER interested
in investing in my product
hundred bucks, I'll leave,
I'll never come back
Jake: Three sodas
Michael: a hundred bucks
I'll- you guys will never see me again
Michael: FOUR dollars
Jake: Don't touch it Micheal: No
Michael: No
Ethan
Jake: NOoOo... Michael: Ethan
(Michael: Deep sigh)
Michael: Eric, call the cops
Ethan: YOU GUYS SAY YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN?
Well I am taking up,
I'm taking these
K?
OH wow
You like this?
You been working on this for a while?
Sorry, dude!
Jake: That is actually very upsetting
Michael: That was...
a platonic solid
Jake: Yeah... Well...
Ethan: Yeah, well
This is a platonic ASS that you can kiss 'goodbye' forever
I'MMA DO AMAZING THINGS WITH THIS CAN
I'MMA PUT BLUETOOTH IN IT
I'M GONNA PUT VR GOGGLES
I'MMA WALK AROUND THE-
VENICE BEACH GETTING CUTIES
AND THIS IS GOING TO BE WORTH A-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
And you guys are gonna be wishing
That YOU gave me half a million for 3% equity
(Guys: HEY dude, give us our scooter back!)
Don't leave with that, please
Jake: Can you just put that on the-
Can you just put it down?
Can you just put that down?
Michael: PUT DOWN THE SCOOTER
That's Michael's scooter!
♫ Peep N' Creep ♫
[Electronic music starts]
♫ Peepin' creep ♫
♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫
♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫
♫ (Chorus) Peep n' creep ♫
♫ Peep the cuties at the beach ♫
♫ You might think I'm asleep ♫
♫ But I'm looking at your （。 ㅅ 。） ♫
♫ I'll be watching YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫
♫ And your mother too ♫
♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫
♫ I'm locked onto those jugs ♫
♫ And I'm peepin' hard ♫
♫ Yeah I'm getting hard ( ಠ◡ಠ ) ♫
♫ But you think it's just VR! ♫
♫ Or! ♫
♫ Talking with my mom ♫
♫ Or I'm looking at a tree ♫
♫ But most definitely not checking out your BOOTY ♫
♫ Except I am and I'm not ashamed ♫
♫ Because the peep n' creep ♫
♫ Has changed the game ♫
♫ Peep n' creep has changed the game ♫
♫ I'm peepin' creepin' ♫
♫ It will set you free ♫
♫ To look at mammaries ♫
♫ And to look at booties! ♫
♫ It's good for you ♫
♫ And it's good for me ♫
♫ I'm sorry but I've been this way since puberty ♫
(DAMN)
♫ Peep n' creep ♫
♫ Peep the cuties at the beach ♫
♫ You might think I'm asleep ♫
♫ But I'm just peepin' at two cheeks ♫
(WOOH)
♫ Peep n' creep ♫
♫ Will set you free ♫
♫ Or maybe I'm just peepin' ♫
♫ At two（。 ㅅ 。） ♫
♫ I'll be watching YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫
♫ Or! ♫
♫ Maybe your mom and friend too ♫
♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫
♫ I'll be watching YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫
♫ Or! ♫
♫ Maybe your mom and friend ♫
♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫
♫ ( PEEP N' CREEP) ♫
♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫
♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫
♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫
♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫
♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫
♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫
(Guy with black shirt: OH NO, don't chase me!)
(Hysterical laugh)
*SCREECH*
(Laughing)
♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫
♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫
♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫
♫ Peep n' creep ♫
♫ Peep the cuties at the beach ♫
♫ You might think I'm asleep ♫
♫ But I'm looking at your （。 ㅅ 。） ♫
♫ I'll be watching you ♫
♫ And your mother too ♫
♫ Socie-