(A classic smg4 intro)
Nintendo!
HEY STINKY!
(no,why?)
(Italian Speak)
Wha Ha!
(More Italian Speak) :3
(WAT)
(..?)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
boo!
such scary jumpscare D:
(Rip Channel ;_;)
Hey ma (...you get the idea)
LUUUUUUUUUIGIIIIIIIII
HOLY SHIT
(wtf is this mess?)
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(then he magically got he's clothes on :D)
(so many luigi dolls)
Luigi Doll: Mario! Mario!
JESUS!!
Luigi Doll: yOu unBeLiEvebal!!
WTF IS GOING ON?!! (idk)
On The Roof?
In A Pond?
and... WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DOING!?
(Phone Ringing...)
MARIO!
Some weirdo made loads of these Luigi dolls and now they, are, EVERYWHERE!!!
(Stop peaking Luigi doll
Luigi Doll: woooOOOOOoooow
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.
Luigi Doll: HUGS!
OH GOD
(the world is going to be luigi world!!!)
Luigi Doll: Hoo ho ho ha ha ha...!
Aren't I done yet? Mama Mia
(Damn!!!!!!!!!!............)
Luigi Doll: You look ridiculous
SHUT THE F*CK UP!!
JESUS CHRIST LUIGI!!!
THESE DOLLS ARE STALKING ME!!!!
Bye Bye!
Peach Luigi Doll: Ah!
Peach Luigi doll: Weegee!!
(a Train????)
(Nope... it's a truck)
(GC: Best parking! 10/10!)
seriously Mario.
*adventure starts!*
(and doing! MMMM)
It's a me, MARIO! Yippe-
LUIGI: HAHAHAHA
Got Owned!
oof! F***
hhhmmmmmmmm
Old Man Weegee: Welcom! to the sun drenched tropical paradise of isl-
(pain)
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi Doll (translated): No, sorry. Weegee's only club, Mario.
Luigi Doll: (too bad, bitch! >:D)
*Luigi twerk dance* Go weegee go weegee go weegee...
Falcon...
PUUUUAAANCCH!!
Mario: Suprise Mother f*ckah!!
Luigi doll: *CRYING*
Mario: Thank you so much, f*cker!
uhh...wtf is this?
*Luigi Doll gibberish*
JESUS!
Luigi Doll: okie dokey!
???: Welcome, Mario! HAHA!
???: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Mario; LUUUIIIIGIII!!
*cries*
Who's Number 1 Now?
(what going on in da background?)
(We wouldn't say they're evil)
(well crap)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Literally)
luigi dolls gets owned
(GC: Crybaby)
YES!
Yummy!
Mario: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR-
(DROPKICK)
*Mario screaming*
Luigi Doll: Maaaarrio....
*Dr. Koops Luigi Doll gibberish*
Luigi Doll: OhH YEAAAH!
Nooooo!!!
*Mario panicking*
*hides in toilet*
RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUN
(that explains how the luigi dolls got in, right?)
*SLPASH*
Mario: Cmon, let's-a go!
(RIP Smg4)
*Smg4 explodes*
Number one!
Mario Number one!
*old man attacks!!* Old Man Weegee: YADABLADADADADADADADAADBLALBaDA!
Mario: hmm... you have a nice-a place here!
*Luigi doll guard sleeping*
(Being stupid... again)
NO!
*gets pushed*
*electrical noise*
*SCIENCE*
Boom!
(wat?)
(Darth Vader?)
(NOPE. ITS SOMETHING WORSE)
WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT??
(shit)
SMGM: ILLUMINATI! *EXPLODES*
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS
Both Mario and Minion: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS
SMG4: GUYS, SHUT THE F*CK UP!
*Luigi Doll awakens!*
Luigi Doll: Eeeh? Oh no.
*FART*
(Spotted)
Luigi Doll: Hey Mario! :D
Mario: MAMA-F*CKER!
*MARIO HAS ALERTED THE HORDE*
*HERE THEY COME....*
(oh no you dont)
Hurry up Already!
(So much effort)
(Ya think?)
NO NO! NOOOO!
*Terrible Music starts to play*
Mario: Nooo.
*Music of Mario singing "Let it go" starts to play* (GC: MY EARS!)
*ANGER*
*Screams*
*elevator music*
(That's a first)
Luigi Doll: *sobbing* I'ma no wiiiiin :'(
Hey Luigi!
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Luigi Doll: YYYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*Celebrating*
Mutant Luigi Doll: *laughs*
Mutant Luigi Doll: YOU CAN GO TO HELL MARIO
*throws fireballs /w Zap noise*
*RUN AWAY!*
Disguised SMG4: What's up?
Mutant Luigi Doll: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Mutant Luigi Doll: Oh, well. Sorry...
Mario: Okiy Dokey. I'ma tired. Game over. SNOOORE
Mario: ah, spaghetti...
Mario: ... ah, ravioli... ?!
Mario: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
OH ho ho ho! YEAH!!!!!!!
Luigi: Wa- Noo! HELP HELP HELP HELP!
(Vain, much?)
waaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............
(luigi scared)
Help me....
A Luigi Doll? o_O
Luigi: Oh, what happen?
Luigi Doll:Look out! Ho ho ho ho...!
Doc 1: HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHI-
2 LUIGI DOLLS?! o_O
Dr. Koop: Alright, alright, what's going on in here-
Luigi! Luigi! Luigi!
Dr. Koop: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
LUIGI.. LUIGI... LUIGI!
*EVIL LUIGI LAUGH*
*Ignoring Luigi's boring story*
(poor Luigi)
Mario: I DON'T CARE!
(Oh my-)
Pipe: *poot*
Luigi on left: WEEGEE! >:(
Luigi on right: What?
(BS: or not...?)
(I'll take 50)
MARIOOOOOOoooooooooo..........
Subtitles done by ShadowManRay and some other people who have too much time on their hands :3