have you guys seen the trailer for the new little mermaid i did yes
what are my thoughts because i know i mean i felt a little bit like i'm watching it and i would play
it but i don't get copy striked for the 40th time in a row i was getting chills hearing the music
because this is my all-time favorite disney movie my favorite as a kid as i as a fellow redhead um
you know i just i feel like this movie is very near and dear to me she's like an okay singer
what's this girls look what they tell them to lead what they do halle bailey hallie bailey see her
name already sounds like another very successful black actress so it's like already that's like
eh people are gonna confuse you um i just was like how is she gonna get dark down there you know what
i mean she's living at the bottom of the ocean there's how are you gonna get the melanin maybe
she's coming up in the shallow waters maybe she's out there on a rock getting tan but for me i don't
know i can't make the mental leap but what do i know i'm not a freaking you know oceanographer
i'm um i'm going a lot of different ways with this right so first of all i have a huge crush
on hallie bailey okay i think she's an absolutely wonderful individual who um is gonna i think is
gonna be used by hollywood um and i think because she's so young and she's definitely not as studied
as me i'm involved yeah she's a beautiful girl and she's beautiful inside too but you know
you know when you're a 42 year old man like myself i've studied a lot so i'm hip and aware to a lot
of things she's probably not she's probably barely 21 maybe 22. um so the only reason why i think
they chose her outside of the diversity pick is because she's yeah 22. yeah she's actually
a really good singer she's very talented singer she's been a talented singer like since she was
a baby right so i think that has a lot to do if you're going to fulfill the role they don't
want to do voiceovers they want somebody who can actually be authentic and sing now i think there
are some white women that probably could have filled that role i don't know maybe they could
have slimmed adele down through some cgi on her or something and make her look younger i don't
know um but my problem is if the little mermaid is going to be black is the prince going to be black
because now we don't have the mermaid we have a swirl made and that hmm do you say squirrel made
swirl is she swirl is she swirling no swirl is what happened correct me if i'm wrong
when there's a chocolate and a vanilla that come together yeah yeah so it's like that's
another agenda that they try to push it's like you know swirling that's part of the hollywood agenda
but the hollywood agenda is very rarely a black man with a white woman unless he's like super beta
so hollywood it'll be a black woman with the white man and it's just like black man you know he's
probably going to be like the butler or something in the movie or the garbage man right this is how
they'll treat my likeness so that's the main problem i have i'm not with the whole diversity
thing in hollywood am i going to watch this probably not um i remember uh a field trip we had
i was a child and we had to go watch the little mermaid and i was quite upset and ursula was
quite scary um but yeah um i'm not with the whole thing you should play ursula yeah who is playing
yesterday she should definitely play ursula but i'm not with the whole like hey you know
like i saw black people online like oh we got to go support this film because it's a
black actress and i'm like look stop it yeah did you see there on twitter like oh you guys
need to go like the video the trailer a bunch of racists or dislike it and i was like nah
but let me tell you something i for one don't like her taking my number one spot in the hammerhead
shark game everyone knows i'm the hammerhead shark sid the sloth alien [ __ ] and i'm not gonna have
no grifton halle berry looking ass taking my spot as the hammerhead shark of the internet
so i'm gonna go dislike the trailer i saw people get mad about her being redhead but like black
people are redheads sometimes too that's fairly normal yeah yeah my one of my best friends is
is a redhead black guy yeah so apparently melissa mcarthur is the one playing ursula
melissa melissa mccarthy i had a feeling that would be the case i imagine that that doesn't make
sense to me that's the casting i have issue with because she's too like sweet face to be ursula
i feel like the crab then but she's oh my gosh so here's the thing we already had a black character
in the little mermaid and it was sebastian oh true oh yeah he was jamaican yeah you're right
eric is in fact a white boy oh boy of course he is we're all made my favorite white supremacy of
course he is the whitest boy i've ever seen in my entire life actually oh my goodness
crab or someone is it just a person sebastian's a person or is it still like a crab
sebastian is a whole vibe he's a whole moose
the like real people movie who's playing him okay let me pull up the cast so yeah pull up
the camera i'm not just actually gonna ask you about this because this is this isn't the first
time disney has done this so even in princess and the frog prince naveen isn't even black and a lot
of people in the black community had issue with that because princess tiana who is like the first
black princess in disney they didn't even give her a black prince and so a lot of people were like
kind of issue with that apparently he's like well he's you know south asian he's he's technically of
indian descent but there has yet to be a black prince and a lot of people are talking about
that like why is it we'll have a black princess but she's always with some white dude or some
you and know portray black men in a position of royalty it's not possible hollywood what
who is aquafina playing is she floundering you don't remember her on the subway as the voice
and then they cancelled the show after because her voice is [ __ ] annoying on the seven train
as the announcer oh my god that's right yeah wait whoo aquafina who's aquafina exactly
i thought she got canceled she got so lucky wait she's scuttle she's the seagull she's the seagull
and of course miranda is rumored to be chef louie okay so jacob trembley is uh is flounder
keith powers oh he's prince eric well he looks not white
who's that prince eric prince eric is the is the prince that oh we got a black prince
that's not him he's not playing him it's someone else yeah i'm looking imbd that's the official
oh this is nice megan fox is in this okay
no she's not you're looking you're are you telling me that i am on the wrong imdb
oh no this is that's 20 20. yeah that's 20 20. wow i'm gonna fire my producer thanks a lot filing
the wrong cabinet we love you smiling cabinet we love you
i don't know it might be accurate i don't know i don't know for sure i don't know who
the prince is oh but you know what i find funny is here we go is this the official
one where's the el cast wait so they had a black prince and then they took him away
maybe i don't know what happened like what happened in the two years yeah that's funny
oh here he is jonah howard king is right prince eric oh hello
yeah they don't know who any of these people are he's an attractive man it's just like yeah explain
that i would give up my tail for him i would not i would give him my tail and my singing voice he's
very attractive but it just finds me that hotel knew exactly what was gonna happen like he knew
it wasn't gonna be a black guy he knew it was me a white guy let's put it like this okay the left
um perfected racism okay they have perfected it they they they are so good at it now that people
think that they're the good guys yeah but they do slick [ __ ] like this where they take the black
woman and put her with the white man but the black man is not allowed to be a prince you know what
they make the black man a crab why because that's the whole crabs in the barrel mentality we're
supposed to be crabby and angry and all this type of stuff right and then they make them jamaican
because you go to jamaica and you eat crabs it's pure stereotypical racism wow and all the people
in politics that are black are with white men like aoc kamala hair all the ones even isn't it
you gotta trigger the internet and just beat a little mermaid
yeah i could i could i could ready like cause you got the red hair and everything and the boots
they got they got the clamshell pasties oh
they do oh yeah maybe i should be a little mermaid for halloween that's a great idea
look she's doing this because there's a black little mermaid
i'd be like i'm just trying to be accurate to the character it just breaks my immersion because we
all know damn well she can't swim so oh my god oh god i mean i wasn't gonna bring that up right it
is gonna be interesting to see how the swimming issue i didn't even think about that that's true