i always been funnier than dre when my
mom's water broke i was funny
she went into labor she wasn't crying
she wasn't screaming
she was laughing how the doctor said
what's wrong with her
she said i'm having fun i'm just saying
i'm just saying if it don't work out
with me and this i'm gonna get me
a white man do you ever think about how
different
your life would be had you stayed
together it just didn't work
out i broke up with him
yeah i'm happy where i'm at
but you must think about it sometimes
every day i mean
i used to get mad at him for playing
playstation
what kind of was that if i didn't
know how successful he was gonna be
i would have built him my own
playstation you're ain't funny you know
who funny than drake nick cannon that
hilarious
put your top who's your top five slick
rick
kane rock kill carol swann
and biggie is my fifth man and
jay-z is my sixth man would you write
any jokes for him
yeah i would i would but see everything
up here with mine my top five is
jay nas scarface
okay scarface could everybody got this
from scarface
rock him rock him rock him and
then i might let biggie get in there
once his mother died man it changed a
lot
he ain't even want to be funny more he
was like he was a different drake my top
five
ice iced tea iced tea tank
house oh no
six in the morning police at my door
fresh adidas squeaking across the
bathroom
he started drinking young man he was
like 12 years old he just get old
oe cans and cut him out and make gold
tea fodder
my sixth man's l.l cool jack
before the show before the show he was
funny or drunk
everybody's funny or drunk you ever see
oprah drunk
she's hysterical once he stopped
drinking once the stopped getting
already with the 40s
he something was gone like 95 percent
was gone this thing was bugged out
you think he funny now you should have
seen him in a pissy staircase