President Trump was in a really really good mood today
Even though his beloved stock market took a knee, which is totally not his fault because it's only him when it goes up
You know how it works besides Trump is still riding his State of the Union
Hi, did anybody happen to see the State of the Union address right okay?
So I got good marks you're up there
You've got half the room going totally crazy wild they loved everything and you have the other side
Even on positive news really positive news like that
They were like death. It's very selfish and
It got to a point
Where I really didn't even want to look?
Too much during the speech over to that side cuz honestly it was bad energy
No, it was bad energy. Yeah, folks. They hated everything about me. I've never seen anything like it
It was like I walked into a room full of milania's
Look at Trump, man. He's having a good time
You know and when you watch him there are moments where you're starting to have a good time
But then he'll say something and you're like wait a minute what?
they were like death and
an American an American
Somebody's a treasonous, I mean yeah, I guess why not
Can we call that treason why not
sweet lord treason
You're as you can get the death penalty for that like even Ivan the Terrible would be like you killed them for what?
bad vibes I
Honestly I've never seen a president throw out the highest crime possible like he was ordering popcorn at the movies. She's just like
Treason yeah like it was like should we get the bunny?
Let's get the bun it's date night and throwing the trees in this way let's turn now
Of course there is another reason that Trump is this happy because last Friday
Republicans finally hashtag released the memo all right aka the GOP is much hyped report on whether the FBI
Abused its power to come after the Trump campaign and since we're talking about the memo again. Folks that means it's time for memo combats
So after weeks of teasing Donald Trump
And the Republicans finally released the memo and according to trump it accomplished everything that he said it would
president Trump claiming the Republican memo from the House Intelligence Committee that he
Declassified actually clears him this memo totally vindicates Trump in probe he tweeted
Now to be fair. He doesn't say which Trump is vindicated. Yeah, Tiffani could be totally innocent here
Look like Trump has every right to be happy, right
He says this memo completely destroys the Russia investigation which means that Robert Mahlum must be fired
Tried for treason why not yeah, let's try for treason well, here's the thing though
Here's the thing unlike Trump some Republicans in Congress actually read the memo
Which is why they didn't come to the same conclusion some Republican lawmakers they're distancing himself from the president saying the memo does not
Undermine the mulher investigation not at all this memo has frankly nothing at all to do with Special Counsel
I don't think it really has anything to do with that the memo has no impact on the Russia probe no
No, not to me. It doesn't and I was pretty integrally involved in the drafting of it Wow
Even trey Gowdy mr.. Benghazi forever
He also says that this memo in no way exonerates Trump in the Russia investigation yeah
And he wrote the memo it's like when JK Rowling reveals something about a character in Harry Potter
If she says Dumbledore is gay, then Dumbledore is gay
you can't be like actually I read all the books, and I think he's like by at Bastrop I
know
Stop muggle splaining, dude
But here's the thing here's the thing if you're truly devoted to the Church of Trump
Then you know that the memos true reason for being is to discredit the FBI all right
Which is why the words of the memo mean much less than the spirits of the memo
And this is a concept that no one understands better than Trump's Archbishop of bullshit as we have been explaining this is
Watergate times a thousand molars investigation is and has been a witch-hunt from the very beginning
It's built on a house of cards and tonight it is crashing down and by the way
Nobody else will say this all charges against Paul Manafort and General Michael Flynn need to be dropped
It's that simple. Yeah, nobody else will say it because that'll be embarrassed to look that dumb
Like Kennedy's the guy who walked out of the sixth sense going my theory is that?
Everyone is dead except for Bruce Willis you with me nobody else will say it
To be honest I get why Hannity needs to act like this all right
He needs to act like this memo is everything mega fans hopeful
Because everything in his rush of coverage has been leading up to this moment
This scandal in the end will make Watergate look like a parking ticket this makes Watergate like stealing a Snickers bar
This is Watergate on steroids and human growth hormones at levels that would kill the average person the average person
But not me I know karate
You know what I'd like I see what happened here, man
Hannity thought that the memo would exonerate Donald Trump, and so he planned his entire show as a victory parade
But then when the memo was a dud
He just went on with the show he did the opposite of what the Eagles fans
Did yeah so basically all that needs to happen is it Eagles fans and Sean Hannity you guys just need to swap
Eagles you want so act like you want throw yourself a nice safe parade and Sean Hannity admit it on this one you lost
So you know what that means?
Dinner served
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