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You're watching "Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood."
Check yourself.
Season five.
You'll be watching us...
...watch the show...
...for the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural...
...and honest reactions.
We're watching it...
...witchu.
The scene you're about to see is me,
you know, up to my schemes and my plots
'bout to get my man for a long, long time,
if you know what I'm saying.
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I don't know, though, that turtleneck--
It's (bleep) hot in L.A.
He must be sweating!
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(music switches to wedding song)
Hi, honey. Welcome to our wedding.
Man, when I walked into the hotel room,
I didn't know what was going on.
I was suited and booted for a nice dinner,
you know what I'm saying. I thought we was just gonna,
you know, spend some quality time together.
Baby had other plans.
Are you ready to do this?
Get married, boy!
(door opens)
Mom! Come in!
Hi, Mommy!
Hey.
Brooke, you brought your mama? You brought his mama!
Boy, if your mama came it should encourage you.
See that girl got your mama?
Man, you better marry that girl.
(Lorrie) Marcus, you look like you in
a little bit of trouble judging by that dress.
Not a black dress for the wedding,
though, Brooke. Mm-mm.
Black dress, which represents death.
The black widow, the one who kills the husband.
I pick this beautiful black vintage dress
with a little ha-ha see-through moment
because it's Marcus Black, baby.
I'm becoming Mrs. Black,
and y'all know black is my color.
It was bomb. Think outside the box.
What?
this is not what we had in mind.
Ma'am, excuse me, just for one second. Can you come here?
Shotgun wedding, in a hotel room
where you can't swing a cat? No.
I don't wanna wait any more for me
to be your wife, you understand?
(Marcus) You're taking steps away from me
that I was going to enjoy.
I wasn't for the shotgun wedding at all.
Brooke is special, you know what I'm saying?
She a queen, and she deserve
for the rollout to be a certain way.
Where our mamas' dresses at?
Where's our flower girl?
This is not how it's supposed to go.
I get it. I'm sorry.
I'm so glad that Marcus was man enough
and strong enough to stand up to Brooke.
It's gonna be so much more memorable
when they do it the right way, man.
Plus, I want to be there, man.
I want to see y'all get married.
(Marcus) Today, I don't wanna celebrate our marriage.
What you wanna celebrate, Marcus?
Make it snappy.
I'd like to celebrate our engagement.
Oh, I love these two together.
Oh, my gosh.
If it's not too much from you,
would you mind being my wife?
Yes!
Yay!
(Lorrie) Oh, my goodness!
I proposed to Brooke because I love her.
She bring the best out of me.
You'd be crazy to let somebody--
someone like that walk out your life.
Well let's do it right now, then!
Staller.
(Marcus) This is, for once,
just doing it the right way.
Cheers to the right way.
(all) Cheers to the right way!
That was all right, Marcus.
The next scene you're about to see
is Akbar's love square gone wrong.
Knock, knock, knock. Oh, that's Akbar!
(Akbar) Hey!
What's up, baby?
That was a priceless smile you just gave 'em, boy.
What's going on?
Nah.
Apparently, she met your wife and your girlfriend.
Players do not buckle under pressure.
Real players adapt.
(chuckling)
Come on in. I like you, though.
Paris don't like you by the looks of it, buddy.
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(Teairra Mari) Okay, so what's up?
What's up? How you doin'?
I'm... (clicks tongue) a little confused.
You ain't gotta be confused.
I believe that Teairra is really confused.
Teairra's not the type of chick
that's going to want to share her man.
And every time she break up with a dude,
it's because she found out
he was messin' with somebody else.
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
I invest in women. I add value to you.
Oh, I like this (bleep).
Ugh, he makes me sick.
When Akbar's saying he invests in women,
he sounds like a mother(bleep) pimp.
(Akbar) And those women that she investigating,
I add value to them as well.
Come on, I want to introduce you to them
so you can ask the questions that you have.
This is Alejandra.
(Teairra Mari) Hello.
Hello.
Come on. Come on, babies, come on.
This is Teairra.
Hello.
Did you or did you not set me up
with a fake meeting with your friends?
I think that Akbar handles this
like the narcissistic pig that he is.
He's absolutely lapping up
all of the attention being on him.
He makes me want to vomit.
And you lovin' every bit of this.
Look at you. Pimp juice.
Girl, you need to stay in your lane.
You have nothing to do with this.
I'm talking to him.
Ooh, Alejandra, be quiet.
Just stop talkin'. It can't be hard.
Anybody that wants to deal with Akbar
is gonna have to go through me.
I'm first, she's second,
and if you're dealing with us, bitch, you're gonna be last.
'Course in their situation there's a pecking order.
She's the wife, you know what I'm saying,
Alejandra's the little girlfriend, she's number two.
(Teairra Mari) Don't call me a bitch.
(Sade) Understand that.
Stop that.
(Alejandra) No, no, no.
Okay, he can't even keep his own...
wife and girlfriend in order. This is-- this might go bad.
Bitch!
(Paris) What, y'all beefing too?
(Alejandra) No.
Nobody can break this right here.
Nobody can break it, apart from any other
new bitch that he invites along.
You should've went with me before you picked somebody.
We're supposed to pick together.
You don't pick without me!
When you let a man (bleep) other bitches,
and there would be just one rule:
I've got to pick with you.
And they'll still go pick without you.
How did I treat you?
You told me that was your ex.
How did I treat you?
So, I thought that I was the only one.
No, what you thought was he was gonna leave me for you!
(Teairra Mari) He said-- No, he--
Don't look good, T.T.
This is what I said I wasn't gonna do,
so I'm out.
Yes, go T.T. Get the (bleep) out of there.
Wha-- Hang on, where did that one run from? Uh!
Get her, Paris. Get her, Paris!
Get her, Paris. Get her, Paris.
That's her real hair. Pull that (bleep)!
Akbar, get your women under control.
The (bleep) can't be that good.
'Cause he should be able to snap his fingers
and then they just... Heel!
(Akbar) I don't do that.
Don't call 'em that. They're my women!
Yeah, right, bitch!
What's up?
She still going?
(Alejandra shouting)
I'm having a hard time figuring out
why the girls are upset with each other and,
like, Akbar's getting away with it.
Y'all need to thunk on his head.
(man) Escort Paris to the van.
I think that Paris has done the right thing.
I mean, she's being a friend to T.T.,
and she's seeing it all the way through to the end.
And she's gone and done the research,
and she's there to back the beef at the end.
Go Paris!
(man) Drive. Go!
When I tell you it went down,
I'm talkin' about mayday, mayday, mayday, man.
Why don't I ever get to be there for any of these juicy things?
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