Ok, you guys are disturbing!
My god, stop staring at me, you freakin' weirdo.
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier,
and welcome to Selfie Tennis.
Now, I haven't played this one before,
like the Space Pirate,
but I'm directly off of playing that,
I am riding, like, a high from playing these awesome
virtual reality games, and this is next on my list,
so it features what I can only imagine
is a twist on the game of tennis.
Hello, you are freaky.
Can you stop looking at me?
And especially this one, I saw this guy earlier.
Or lady, I have no idea.
They have clouds covering their private bits,
I don't know who's who.
But anyway, so we got this, we got a ball,
oooh shit.
I didn't like that color anyway.
And we got a tennis racket.
It's not exactly facing the correct direction.
Boink!
Oh that is weird.
Oh that feels weird.
Ah!
Oh?
Oh I'm playing.
Oh I'm playing with myself! ;)
I get it.
Selfie Tennis, oh, aha ha ha.
Shit.
Sorry about the sissy throw.
Fuuuck.
Ok. Ok here we go.
Fu- come on, I'm gonna smack into my desk back there.
Oh.
(laughing)
Euff!
Oh.
(crying) I'm so bad. Hup. Eh.
Ok.
That did something.
Shit.
Ah! Oh!
Aww.
It didn't quite do it.
Ooh, ooh, ah
Fuck!
I'm better than this, I can do this.
Shit. Deh.
Ok, that's good.
Ah! Ooh!
Oh, ooh.
It's weird 'cause it like backs- ugh.
It backs up in time before I've hit it.
But this is...
I'm playing Tennis, look at me!
I'm in the New York Tennis Tournament of Tournament thing
with Rob Schneider and what's-his-face.
Kevin Federline.
What is his name, god damn it!
Ugh, ok... oh
Aah!
That's so cool!
Look at that, that's coming at me!
Yeah!
Oh, look at you.
Look at you!
Look at me!
Look at me look at you!
I'm playing Tennis God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Hey, hooray, I don't know what did that.
Oh he's dead!
Oh god, he is dead.
Sir, sir?
Oops.
What is that?
What the hell?
Oh!
What....? What?
Wha- Oh! ... oh!
I'm a- i'm a unicorn?
Is this a way of telling- oh hey,
how's it going buddy?
What the hell?
Oh it's so weird.
Hi!
I'm gonna do something to you.
Oh he's dead.
Oh no, right in the grundle.
Oh he's so injured.
Oh hey.
Oh jeez.
Excuse me?
Can you- oh god.
Can I pick him up?
Can I...
There we go, that works kind of.
Little odd though.
Ok.
I wonder if you can play multiplayer with this,
like with actual other people.
That would be super cool.
I don't know how.
But I wonder if you could.
Aah!
Fuck your balls!
Come on, give me something good.
Give me something good to play with myself.
Give me something good.
I can do this.
Boink, yeah!
I've got a rally going.
Ooh, boink.
Yes!
I've got hand-eye coordination.
Oh shit, not good.
I mean I know I'm winning
whenever I play against me, but still.
Fuck you!
Oh...
Oh that's weird.
Oh that is really weird.
Ugh.
Aah!
Ok, we're fine.
Ok you just, yeah.
You just go on your way
'cause I've got people to deal with over here.
Nope.
(grunting)
What does this look like?
Let me spank my rump.
Let me spank my delectable rump.
Die already!
Just fall down!
Fall!
Just go to hell!
There we go.
Uh oh.
Good bye!
Oh you stayed on.
That's not as cool.
Gone, gone,
woops.
Gone- oh.
Aah.
There we go.
Done.
(grunting)
There we go.
Got him, uh oh.
Wait, no.
Well that hardly seems fair 'cause now there's a bunch of
dead bodies on the ground.
Why did you repopulate the stadium when-
oh what is that?
Can I hit that?
(grunting)
Oh it's flying away.
Oh it's been...
Oh well when did it get impossible to hit?
Ok, let's give this another serious try
without killing the entire neighborhood here.
'Cause I- shit.
Ok this is gonna be the one.
Oh, what the fuck?
I had that.
EH, YAH, YAASS.
Yaes!
Yes!
Yea- aahhh!
Fuck you!
Is that gonna be the one? That's gonna be the one.
Right over into my palm.
Right into my clutches.
This is so much fun I'm having. Uh Oh.
I got it.
Oh look at me.
Look at me being all classy and shit.
Playing tennis like a boss.
Like a Boser.
Fuck you!
I'm gonna get the high score, it's gonna happen.
(hits hand on ceiling)
Aah fuck!
My hand!
Ow!
Ow, I forgot! Awwww!
Let's try that again with less stupid.
(replay of him hitting his hand) AHH-
Ok, the heart ball.
It's kind of a baseball, but I'll forgive it.
There we go, we just keep lobbing it to each other
we should be fine.
There we go, now I'm in it.
There we go, yes.
Yes, new record, yes!
Yes, slaay Markimoo, slay at the Tennis.
I'm gonna quit YouTube
and become a professional Tenniser.
That's what they're called, right?
Tennissseurs?
From the great state of Tennessee?
Uhh, boink!
God damn it, oh god.
Don't jump, don't jump.
I kept wanting to jump.
(replay of him hitting his hand like a idiot) AH-
I really wanted to jump for it.
Keep your eye on the ball.
Keep the "Veevay" on the ball.
Keep it on the ball.
We got it, ball's on.
Oh fuck you, you got in my way, interference.
There we go, I got you.
Oh.
Whoa, jeesums.
That counts.
Is this sad yet?
I'm playing Tennis with myself in the virtual world.
I'm not even playing it in the real world.
Damn it, I swung that good. What the-? Fuck you.
What the fuck you!
There we go.
Just short hops. AUGH!
There we go.
Uh oh, too much.
Don't jump.
Get out of here!
Get out!
Thank you, get out!
Good bye.
What happens if I hit those? * twinkling noise*
Ooh.
Something happened.
Ok.
Whoa!
I did not know we were high above the earth.
That's really cool actually.
I'm actually having a lot of fun.
It's oddly relaxing considering I just played
the Brookhaven Experiment.
Ta-dah!
Yes, yes!
Fuck!
Again, with the right at the- fuck it. Oh! look at my shame.
I wanna look at my shame.
I'm so- god I tried to grab it, god.
Oh fuck.
I'm so beautiful.
I'm so beautiful!
Ooh doink.
Yes, yes, yaasss!
Uh-oh, oh, AH!
Coming close to a boundary there.
We're ok.
Everything's fine even though
it went dark for a little bit there.
Come here you.
There we go.
That'll go over.
Yes.
Oh damn it.
Uh oh, oh no.
Get up, thank you.
Oh boy.
(Weird orgasm sound)
One away from the record.
(grunting)
We're ok, not fooling this time.
God damn it, fuck you.
I got this.
Oh!
Oh what the hell.
Ok this is gonna be the one.
Watch this.
Boink!
Oh so perfectly, I know.
It's the best.
I have clever things to say,
but I'm just pacing myself
becuase I'm trying-
you better get out of the way selfie stick.
Get it.
Fuck, oh god damn it.
EUGHAAAAH, Get out of here, get out of here.
Boink, ok here we go, this is the one.
I know I've said that before, but I was wrong again.
Apparently not.
Oh shit.
(Sound of him hitting his hand AGAIN)
Not again, why!
Ok, I'm done, I'm done.
Ow, that one hurt.
Alright.
Ok.
Ow.
It was just I...
I just wanted to get it really badly.
I keep forgetting.
Oh my god.
Oh wow.
There's a huge scrape on this.
So anyway, that's enough Selfie Tennis for now,
that is really fun.
It's really immersive, the physics are a little wonky
'cause if it twitches out of place for just a second
it messes you up, but that's ok.
So, thank you everybody so much for watching.
I got a lot more VR stuff for you guys to see
in the very near future,
but thank you everybody so much for watching.
Let me know how you think of this game in the comments below,
and if you wanna see more VR games in the future.
And as always I will see you in the next video.
Buh-bye!
(Outtro music)