Yo, what's up guys? Back for another video. You guys are wondering, "Ricegum, Where are you exactly, right?"
I'm at my cousin's house. I'm on vacation, have no resources at all, but the show must go on.
I gotta keep posting, alright?
Today's a very special day, man. Part three. You guys been asking me over and over. This girl must be stopped.
Uma Compton, known around here as coconut head, is making her third appearance on my channel.
According to her bio, she's a proud Christian, single mother of three,
suicide survivor, and anti-bully advocate. "I'm so lucky I found you. Not only did I marry my lover,
cousin?" - "Took a pregnancy test, and it's a 110% sure I'm pregnant. I'm so happy."
Yo, I can't do this. Like,
that's a thermometer. So, we are here today because
Coconut head drops a diss track on me. But, before we listen to it,
I just want to point out that I am so sorry, right? I literally, I messed up really bad and Uma, I am sorry.
In my last video, I was reacting to her picture and I said on this one,
I said, "Bae always try to take photos of me lol he caught me off guard with this one", right?
And I was saying how there's clearly a shadow
And like, literally if you really have to make it seem like someone caught you off guard to look cool or something you are literally
so lame.
"Stop.
Stop it!
Stop! Stop."
So, yeah, in my last video
I was just saying how clearly it's herself taking it. No one's catching her off-guard. The shadow just speaks for itself, right?
After I posted my video, Uma goes out and tweets to defend herself.
She says, "People need to stop saying I took the photo. My husband is white. That's why you can't see a shadow
I'm not a liar."
And I'm just like, "Oh my, I feel so bad because usually my roasts are very accurate. I do all my research.
But I clearly messed up. So Uma, I'm sorry for miscalculating your picture and sorry for calling you out.
Oh yeah, and one more thing. I literally hate this girl.
I feel as if we have nothing in common.
But, she posted a picture that said, "Love meeting the boys from 20 seconds from mars. They're really sweet.
I love them." and that's actually my favorite band too, but enough of the chitter chatting, man.
I think it's time to listen to the diss track, all right? I've heard it was good. Haven't heard it yet.
She also posted it on iTunes and Spotify.
So, she's like trying to make extra money. I don't blame her though.
She just had a kid. Just tryna put food on the table. What a great mother. All right. Let's listen.
I had to relocate. I was filming my video when my grandma came out, saying I'm being too loud, she can't sleep.
It's fucking 7:00 p.m.. I'm not even about to argue. I went downstairs. Huh?
(Man off camera:) Yo, why you eating bread?
Oh, I'm here breaking it all, making.
(Man off camera:) Are you eating just bread?
Yeah, nope, it's just bread. Cause that's all I make a day.
(Man off camera:) Ayy, respect, respect.
But anyways, sorry for the interruption.
Let's just listen to this, get it over with. Uma Kompton, diss track on me.
(Uma on audio:) Hey Ricegum,
why you acting dumb?
You know I fucked your dad, and I even fucked your mom. I really shouldn't stay,
But I'm having so much fun. Your little sister's pussy tasted so good on my tongue. Hey Bryan, why you lying?
You thought I'd be in tears, you thought I'd be crying. But your roasts are weak,
and your blows are cheap. Son of Genghis, boy you got me sighing.
Just a noodle n***er, obsessed with my figure. Tiny little dick, yeah,
I need something bigger. Mom's pussy's popping ping pong, dirty little ching chong. That's why I'm voting Trump and send you back to Hong Kong.
Try and bring me down. (Audio stops)
Dude, she's so annoying. Always bringing up shit that don't even make- that shit wasn't even good. So, she opens up with,
"Hey Ricegum, why you acting dumb?" and I was like, I'm the dumb one? She's the one
that thought a thermometer was a pregnancy test.
She then says, "You know I effed your dad, and I even effed your mom. Your little sisters p-word tastes so good on my tongue."
Are you kidding me? Uma, you can't be saying that stuff!
This is a family channel!
And then she ends with, "obsessed with my figure." like,
What the fuck is this shit? And then she says, "tiny little dick,
I need something bigger. First off, it's not tiny. It's average. Second off,
Okay, you do. You prolly do need something bigger.
Oh, having three kids, loose pussy having ass.
(Man off camera:) Is that- is that too much?
Nah, it's not.
(Man off camera:) I thought this was a family channel?
What?
(Man off camera:) I thought this was a family channel..
Oh, shit.
"That's why I'm voting Trump, send you back to Hong Kong."
I'm not even from Hong Kong, but I'll go back to Hong Kong if you go back to your palm tree,
Oh, coconut ass-
So, apparently, there's another verse. Like as if one verse wasn't bad enough. But let's just get over with.
"-ick up the pace. Breath like shit, I think I need a minty. Can't see right 'cause your eyes are squinty."
Can't see right cause my eyes are squinty. I would rather have these eyes than these fucking frog eyes.
What the hell is this!?
"-why you're famous, why you actin salty? Really thought your words could burn and insult me. Family's so poor that you sleep on the floor."
Family so poor, that I sleep on the floor, right?
I'm definitely not poor. Look at this, right? I got the Off-White on me. I got the cartier gold on me.
I got the belt on me. I get the Louis V belt on me. I got the bait on me.
You feel me? I got the Calvin Klein on me. I got the, I got the Yeezys on me
I'm definitely not poor.
I will never sleep on the floor. But yeah, I guess that's gonna wrap it up. Honestly, it wasn't even that bad.
It was slightly better than Jesse's diss track on me, so I'll give her that. But Uma, you are so lucky
I'm out of town 'cause if I was in town, I'll hit the studio and literally murder you.
But, yeah guys, sorry for the little short upload. I am on vacation with my family, and I totally forgot I had a channel.
But don't worry, all right? In two or three days
I'll be back home, dropping a banger. Got hella shit coming out soon, so be ready.
But guys I want to say, oh yeah,
And I was like showing off my clothes but all these clothes is fake. I bought it on eBay. It was like, $10 each. It was super fake, so
don't think I'm like bragging about money. But I just want to say I'm at 3.4mil.
I don't know how. I just hit 3mil recently, so I just want to say thank you guys so much for watching 'til the end.
Uma Compton, you're so fucking annoying. Please, don't talk to me ever again, but if you are watching oh, yeah one thing...
I've noticed that lately my videos have been getting over like, 100, 000 comments.
And, over a 100, 000 comments also, on my Instagram (@rice) and stuff. I've been getting a ton of interaction, so thank you guys.
You're prolly like, "Ricegum will never see my comment!", alright? I read every comment! I'm not eve- every single comment, I read all right?
So keep interacting. Like the video if you did enjoy this little short video. Uma Kompton
is so annoying, but anyways once again. I wasn't bragging about money, These are fake.
Louis V-belt fake as fuck, alright? So, don't even think I'm bragging about money. But, um, yeah.
Thank you for watching and I'll catch you guys later.