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Hello friends!
It's me, your favorite yoga instructor.
To celebrate getting my son back,
we will be doing a Fortnite dance video today.
It's been so long.
So if you guys want more of these videos,
make sure to hit that like button in the face.
I have a confession to make.
The past few months,
I haven't really been playing much Fortnite.
I'd been back on OverWatch.
So unfortunately, I am missing a lot of emotes.
I do have a lot of new ones though,
that I've never even used in game.
Let alone done in a video.
We haven't done one of these videos in months.
Let's see if I have improved my skills.
You don't even do the kick!
We all know that's a lie.
And today, we're doing nothing but failing.
Namaste.
Okay. No, but for real,
this is gonna be my workout today.
Y'all want to know how out of shape I am.
I'm already sweating at the thought of doing this video.
Also, the lights in my room.
But okay, let's do this.
Okay. First of all,
can we talk about how cute this Link skin is?
Adorable.
I'm horrible for this,
but I haven't practiced any of these.
So y'all can see it here, me learning them,
and hopefully getting it right.
Okay, Running Man.
So for everything,
it seems like they start off doing this.
Like they're always moving their feet.
So like this..
Your girl got no rhythm by the way.
So it's like, it goes like this,
and then like this,
and then there's a little bit of this,
and there's a little twist,
and then there's a-- Gotta clear.
If I can get like the legs right,
that's half of it.
So like...
This is a workout in itself.
It's like one two, one two, one two, one two,
and then the hands are like...
So it's like this.
It seems like such like a forced motion,
or maybe I just have no rhythm, you know.
I'm running man.
Does this is have anything to do with running--
Oh no, I'm thinking burning man.
I don't know what running man is.
Okay, let's put some rhythm into it like...
Maybe I should wear the glasses.
How fitting.
Oh my God, the Llama Bell.
I can do this one.
I have a cowbell.
Let me go get it.
Oh my God, I actually found it.
Okay, so it goes like...
I gotta get the leg motions first.
Okay again, I have no, no rhythm, just...
We gotta hold it with this hand.
This is very loud and noisy, by the way.
Mine is not a llama, it's just a cowbell!
All together now.
Have you ever heard this really close to your ear?
It's hella annoying.
A few months later, still can't do it.
Finally, an emote I can do.
Here you go.
Oh, I love this one when it came out.
I want to get it perfect.
Hot stuff.
Well Epic, you know, this is a little too spicy.
Don't forget that sizzle.
Now, let me get that sizzle bass boosted.
Oh, this one was made for us.
For the Wolfpack.
We gotta do the Howl.
It ain't no [bleep] howl like...
No.
No, my friends.
It is a full body.
Very extra Howl.
God, it's gonna look so cringe when I do it.
You can't do this without cringing.
So it's just like,
you gotta have your fingers all like this,
and they go.
I can't do this seriously.
All right, what else we got?
I'm gone through all the green ones right now.
Because I usually forget to go through these,
and I always miss some.
Oh, this one, work it out.
I love this one.
So I finally bought this a few days ago.
I remember Digital had it,
and he love this emote so much,
and I liked it.
But this is for real a workout.
Okay, y'all ready for this.
We gotta do, it's like...
She does the spin way too fast.
There's no way possible I can spin that fast.
Even if I started...
See?
We gonna have to do a cut there.
The spin is just that throws me off.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I'm gonna get this.
So it ends like this.
She goes like that, then like that.
Okay.
I think we got it.
We start on the next one.
I almost did it.
I worked out my dude.
She does all of that in like five seconds.
I broke my ponytail.
No.
We must re-pony the tail.
You know what?
We gonna bun it for this.
Okay.
It sucks because when I mess up once,
I gotta wait till it starts over.
I think I did it.
The final recording will be the judge though.
I am sweating.
It's so hot in my room.
Okay, work it out.
We really did work it out.
We worked out everything.
That was a whole workout.
Now, I need a snack.
I don't get this one.
I was looking at this one.
This one's called Shimmer.
I don't even know what she's doing.
Okay, it goes, one two, one one, two two.
Such as the crazy hand movements.
1 1, 2 2, 3 3 3 3.
This is the boony dance, the crazy boony dance.
You get it?
Okay, this one's not that bad.
I just don't know what the hand movements are.
Then turn.
How good would this be if I was an actual dancer?
You know, I really wish I grew up with some kind of talent,
but my parents would never let me do
any after-school activities.
I want to play soccer.
I want to play instruments.
I wanted to dance,
but my parents didn't let me do anything.
So I sat at home and drew hentai,
and play video games.
I mean, I worked out.
Oh, I like this one.
I can't believe I haven't done this one.
So it's basically, like that wiggle dance.
But what is this?
Am I doing the arm movements right?
So it's just basically this, but with the booty...
You gotta put it all in the hips.
I gotta move the knees side to side.
Put it all together.
I'll look ridiculous, don't I?
Oh, I'm tired.
Water break.
Okay, let me tell you, it is much harder than it looks,
just because there's so many movements involved.
Okay, hopefully, I did that okay.
I like this one.
You know, living large, living the good life.
Gotta have some money for this one.
Make it rain.
Nailed it.
Just kidding.
I wasn't even looking at it.
I'm kind of just doing the dance how I want to do it.
This is so similar.
The hand movements and everything.
Okay.
Maybe we actually got that.
That is not fair, you're only thing the easy ones.
Damn, right?
Okay.
I don't even know why the heck this is even an emote.
Like what?
You kill somebody,
and then you're like, Oh, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I'ma do my business on you.
There's nothing more disrespectful than this emote.
You hear me?
Like axe somebody to death, they down.
Then hit him with a...
I gotta go.
It's go time, man.
Let's keep this family-friendly.
Nothing but family-friendly content here.
You know, I'm enjoying these ones,
where it's just hand movements,
and hand movements, and minor leg movements.
Makes me feel like I can do them.
So this one's called backstroke.
It's all in the back and the knees.
So we gotta go, not too much.
Man, you try to bust it open for everybody.
Just a little bit.
I'm being too extra with my legs.
I think it's decent enough.
What y'all think?
What have I done good so far?
What have I completely failed at?
I need your feedback.
Okay, this one, Intensity.
It's like...
I always wanted to go to a rave growing up,
but I never went to a rave.
My parents wouldn't let me.
See if I did, I would be able to do this.
I still probably wouldn't, but...
I would have a better chance.
So what's in the item shop?
Behold.
I can actually do this one.
I would love to do this one.
Hold the pose.
Jazz hands.
Behold.
Look at this.
Looky what we got here.
One, we actually got right.
But anyways,
that's all for today, from your favorite yoga instructor.
If you guys enjoyed this video,
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And comment below what other dances I missed,
or you want to see me do next.
Or let me know your favorite.
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I love you guys so much.
Thanks for watching.
Bye guys.