- Welcome to The Adorable Show,
the only show for adorable enthusiasts.
My guest today is the embodiment of all things adorable,
the star of Central Intelligence,
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Dwayne!
- Hey!
- [Both] Bloop, bloop, bloop!
- Boop boop! (laughing)
- Have a seat buddy.
- Good to see you!
- It's really good to see you.
We've been wanting to have you on the show for a long time.
- I have been waiting for my turn
to come on The Adorable Show,
because I am, of all things, adorable.
- You are kind of the king of adorable and--
- You are the prince.
(laughing)
- I love laughing with you.
- Right. (laughing)
- 'Cause we have that thing!
- We'll that doesn't sound cute to me.
- I guess it's a good time to bring out
our second guest today, Kevin Hart.
- Cute dance, cute dance, cute dance.
- Can I? - Get it!
Get outta here! (laughing)
- [Josh] Get in there!
- Cute scoot, cute scoot, cute scoot.
- [Josh] (laughs) I love the way you sit.
- It is cute though.
- (laughs) Stop it!
(giggles)
- It's not that funny.
- I'm sorry. - Hey, is this cute?
- Don't. - What's happening?
- (splutters)
- [Josh] Okay.
They're both adorable, in their own odd ways.
- I mean, mine is like, kids like mine.
- You know what time it is, right?
It's time for the Adorable-Off!
- Yes, this is the one, where I connect with the people.
- Dwayne, here's your camera.
I wanna see your most adorable face.
- Excuse me for a second.
- [Josh] (chuckles)
That's amazing.
Do you have a name for that one?
- It's called the Ride.
- Thought it was called Amateur Hour.
- Why? - My turn?
- [Dwayne] I mean, that's not...
- [Josh] It's a good face.
Also it's sustainability, look at how long he keeps it.
- Well, yeah, that means there's a little problem.
- You, okay, maybe you can stop it now.
It's time for the Lullaby-Off.
Each of you gets to comfort me,
you know, sing me to sleep or whatever, however you want.
♪ Well, the thing about night time ♪
♪ Is that you want ♪
♪ To get your eyes ♪
♪ As closed as possible, ah ♪
♪ So good night, sweetheart ♪
♪ May all your dreams-- ♪
- He didn't say you could do that, he said it was just--
♪ Come true ♪
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, it's not done, little star ♪
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
- Alright, I think it's over, I think it's--
- That thing in your back is just a microphone.
Hey!
Hey there, there you are.
- Do you have a go-to adorable voice?
- I don't!
What!
- What?
Gee gosh, would I love a lollipop and a stack of pancakes!
- [Dwayne] My adorable voice?
- Yeah, please. - Okay.
Hey...
Hey.
- No.
- (clicks teeth)
- You won some of the other challenges at least,
he was good at some of the other things.
- Gee gosh, Mrs. McCarthy,
I would love to get some butterscotch!
- That's a good tip, any time you can put
a butterscotch in there, that's--
- I know, I know, but mine was a unicorn call.
- Well, I think it's clear.
It's a tie in the Adorable-Off.
- [Kevin] What? Oh.
- Well, I'll settle with a tie then, because I--
- Let me ask my friend Little Magoo!
Is it a tie?
No, I make no tie because (mumbles) no tie.
Oh, gee gosh, Mr. Magoo!
The last thing I wanna do is get a doggy lick!
- Our adorable king, Kevin Hart!
You got a puppy, look at that!
- Oh, I just gotta scratch his fanny muggins!
- Okay, okay, had enough of this.
- Thanks for coming, Dwane! - Yeah, great.
- You are the best! - Hey Dwane, I'm sorry.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Mr. Magoo, look at this!
We got a little peauty pie padeant
pibby poopie puppy on our hands.
- Hey, since it's The Adorable Show,
I just decided to come with all things adorable.
These are my friends.
This is my family.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we have our adorable king,
Dwayne Johnson--
- Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
- [Josh] And a far runner-up way in the back, Kevin Hart.
- It's a pleasure on the Adorable Show
and it's a pleasure to be the king.
- Kevin, don't be sad, we got puppies!
Everybody had fun!
We've got puppies!
(cheering)
♪ I love you ♪
♪ I love you more than anything ♪
(laughing)
- That's great, that's good.
- Hewwo!
- I can hear you guys talking--
- [Josh] Hewwo, I am a cute puppy talking (mumbles)
(calm carousel music)