It's here, it's finally here!
Won't be needing you today! Hahaha
Here we go!
Oh there you are!
Princess?!
Oh am I a Princess?
Let me see:
Tiara, check!
Massive blue eyes? Check!
Loyal Subjects?
Oh no!
All I seem to have is a PATHETIC LITTLE LAYABOUT WHO LEAVES ME TO BLOW UP MY OWN LILO!
A-a-actually, your highness...
Today is my... huh...
My, my day o-
Day of having the great honour of tending to the needs of your beautiful princess royal?
Of couuuurse it is!
Now...
ASSUME THE POSITION!
Okay, okay.
I'd kill King Boo
marry Dry Bones
and peg Bowserrrrrrrr
EWWWWW *giggle*
You are so bad!
*sigh*
*sigh* It's okay.
There's plenty of day left.
CANNONBALL!
ARGH!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU... YOU JERK!
Wahahahahoo!
How about you watch it for me, buttplug!
Hey, don't call me that!
Call you-a what?
Buttplug?
Oh but it suits you so well!
Now be a good buttplug and clean-a this shit up!
No! You 'clean-a' it up!
It's my only day off all year!
Oh no!
Did ya hear that Yosh?
It's his day off and we nearly ruined it!
That's okay.
No no, please!
Now, how can I make it up to yah, hmmm?
Oh! I got it!
What do buttplugs like more than anything, Yosh?
Oh no, no no no, no no please don-
Wait for it...
Wait for it!
FIRE!
One day.
They couldn't give me one day.
Whoops!
Oh, Toad!
Just the guy I was looking for!
Hey, are you ok?
Who cares. Whaddaya want?
I was hoping you could do me a favour
and pick up my new vacuum cleaner from Doctor Gadd?
OH SURE!!
I GOT TIME!!!
AFTER ALL, I HAD 3 THINGS I WANTED TO DO ON MY
ONLY DAY OFF ALL YEAR!
AND I DIDN'T GET TO ENJOY A SINGLE ONE!
BUT GOD FORBID THE BIGGEST MELT IN THE WHOLE KINGDOM-
Thank you!
-DAY WITHOUT HIS STUPID FUCKING VACUUM CLEANER!
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAARGH!
RAAAAARRRRGH!
I'm SUCH a LOSER!
Taking orders from LUIGI?!
I'm sooooooo thirsty!
Where is that freaky lil' dweeb?
Now now, Daisy!
I'm sure he has a perfectly reasonable excuse
BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T, I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM FRIED UP WITH GARLIC BUTTER AND-
Mmm mmm mmm!
Look at the two of you!
Fine as blossoms a bloomin' in the sun!
*giggling*
Who...
Who are you?
Toad- 's uhh, cousin.
That's right his cousin from down south.
The name's Guy.
Fun Guy to my friends.
And trust me;
This guy is real friendly.
Ohhhhh myyyyyy!
Well what have we here?
Flowers for my flowers?
They look like...
ICE FLOWERS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Well you two just chill now
and I'll go get you some drink for all that ice.
*laughs*
Oh here we go!
I don't think he's coming back...
*singing* I'm Mario, and I'm so great, I do big jumps and my moustache's so cool-
Who's there?
Bowser if it's you I swear to god-
*laughs*
What the fuuu-
Here we go...
*Mario whimpers*
That was the best day of my life!
Oh the looks on their faces!
Okay...
Maaaybe I went a little extreme with Mario...
Ah!
But that big bully deserved it!
BUUUUUUUT PLUUUUUUUUUG!
Where is he?
Get-a your ass out here!
Time to DIE!
My my...
So many folks eager to see the Fun Guy.
Must be my lucky day...
Guy... stay back!
I command you!
Command me?!
I was about to sit back and watch my favourite movie
But now you're here...
I'm thinking we should try a little role play instead...
R-r-r-r-role play?
Don't mind if I do!
Toad!
Toad old buddy!
I just came to see if you got-a my vacuu- *gasp*
Toad?!
My god, what are you doing?!
Toad's not here little green man!
You better skidaddle if you don't want to join in the fun.
Toad, I know it's-a you!
You're still wearing the little waistcoat I got you for your birthday!
*growl*
Please Toad!
You are... kind!
You are... good!
You are... my friend!
Huh?
Friend?
Huh?
*sobs*
I only wanted them to treat me as an equal for one day!
But they couldn't let me have that!
*sobs*
Oh, here we go!
*Toad sobs* Luigi: You see what you did?
You treat everyone like-a they beneath you
and you make-a the monster!
Loogi is right!
We created this beast by being beastly ourselves!
Well.
No more!
I declare, that from this day forward...
We will all be
EQUAL!
WHAT?!
Meh, fuck it.