Hello
Please note that the following performance was produced
for entertainment purposes, on the one hand
and for theatrical and personal development, on the other
It does not hold any discriminatory intention
and is not aiming to insult anyone
Thank you for your cooperation!
At this point, people should stop imitating us
with a stereotypical accent, you know
Do you think that's nice?
We don't all speak lie this, here in Quebec!
Last week, I think... I went to the gym with my car buddies
And while we were on the bench-press
we were checking out the ladies, you know
And one was really cute
So I asked her: "Would you like to come to my place?"
And then, she just slapped me in the face
That's just nonsense!
You don't want to know what happened to me the other day
I was in my car, chilling
I stop at the red light, until there everything is normal
And then, someone hits me from behind
I'm going crazy!
But hold on, it's not finished yet
The guy steps out of his car and starts insulting me
When will you stop complaining Parisians?
Well, not today
That would be the icing on the cake, man!
You're ridiculous with your videos
What do you think you are... a YouTuber?
Take your mauresque or your pastis, I don't care
Go sit where it's open
Watch the game like everybody else and shut up
so that we can listen to Bengous and Renes's commentaries
We are very sorry to leave you
Don't take it personally
We do love France, very much!
It's just a difference of opinion
I studied French for 2 months with the show "Emily in Paris"
I love that show!
I know how to say "baguette"
"croissant" and "donde esta la biblioteca"
Oh no sorry, that was Spanish
French has always been more poetic than Spanish
But Spanish has always been more romantic
Hi friend, why do you want to speak to me?
I'm not Spanish...
I am a Salsero!
Really, French people think Germans speak like this?
But it's not true!
Germans speak better French
than French people speak German
Yes, there are a lot of Asians in Paris
So you've got to be careful
There are the Vietnamese, the Chinese and the others
Paris used to be the most romantic city
But it has changed so much, it's not like before
There are many pickpockets
So you have to be careful
Samsung is Korean
LG is Korean
Hyundae is also Korean
So you see!
Koreans have very good businesses
I don't understand why people think
Russians have cold personalities
It's cold in Russia so we have to be warm
Yes, of course!
If you want to marry someone from Italy
you need to have family values!
If you learn Brazilian Portuguese
it's like playing soccer with your tongue and your mouth
I want many children
It's true, I don't have a wife but soon
With God's will
Oh my God, this guy
He really knows how to imitate many accents, you see
Did you received the money I sent?
No?!
Don't make jokes like that
I become mean
You know I can become dangerous
Yes, I have slanted eyes but I can give you a tip
if you really love your darling
Take some Haitian oil
Spread it on her back and whisper sweet words
at her ear to make the pleasure last, you know
I love lobsters but when I eat that
I splash some on my clothes and even on my underpants
Seriously, you skipped school again
You said that and it worked?
Hold on, sorry I'm cleaning up some stuff
Could you call me back later?
Alright, I'll let you know!
I'm happy to see you
I don't know, I think I love you
Now, let's make a baby!
Again, this video was made for entertainment
It was exaggerated but without the intention of
mocking or making fun of anyone
I thought it was an original way of showing
my passion for the Francophony
That being said, I often gave that piece of advice
when I was a language coach: Accept your accent
because I think it's a very powerful way
to fight glottophobia or linguistic discrimination
However, even if there are of course, more precise
geographical differences, regional for example
I generalized according to my personal experience
and in order to match an international audience
Finally, I was inspired by many incredible YouTubers
or awesome public figures to work on these accents
So if you want to know my references
the list is in the description
I hope you enjoyed this little perfomance
to promote the French language
I didn't put subtitles directly in the video
because I wanted you to focus on the sound of each accent
But you can active them and watch it again
And if you're studying French and you're worried
because you feel like you didn't understand anything
Pleas don't, because I can assure you
that most French speakers didn't either
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Bye!