-Hey, hey, fruit lovers. Guess what.
We're back for Thanksgaming with a little Call of Duty,
or as I like to call it, "Call of Fruity." [laughs]
Get it? Fruity?
All right, I'm gonna be playing Grapefruit.
And winning! That's right. 'Cause I'm awesome.
-Whatever, Orange. I'm obviously the best Call of Duty player.
I pwn all noobs at all times.
One time, I played Call of Duty against Justin Bieber.
I beat him like ten billion to one.
Would've been a shutout,
but he started crying so I let him kill me one time.
-All right, Grapefruit. Where you at?
I'm gonna find you.
[vocalizes Batman theme]
♪ Fatman ♪ [laughs]
-[singsong]: Orange. Where are you, Orange?
I want to give you a present.
It's totally an awesome present
and I'm totally not gonna shoot at you.
-[mumbling] Where you at?
Oh! That's what you get.
Too bad you got hit.
I'd ask you if there's a problem with your gun but
that'd be a "loaded" question. [laughs]
-What? Okay. I let you kill me that one time, Orange.
Yeah, I was just being nice.
I didn't want you to start crying like Justin Bieber.
Orange, grenade!
[grenade explodes] -Whoa! What was that?
That was crazy-- oh!
Going up, nope, going down. [laughs]
Oh, should use the elevator.
-No fair! You cheated!
You entered a cheat code or something.
-Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?
Hey Grapefruit, is this annoying?
[laughs, loud gunfire]
Oh no! -Ho-ho, eat it, Orange!
You can stop calling me Grapefruit
and start calling me Greatfruit! [chuckles]
Boom goes the dynamite!
Also, boom goes the orange. [chuckles]
-[tune of Thriller]: ♪ 'Cause this is Grapefruit ♪
♪ Grapefruit sucks ♪
♪ He really, really sucks and he really, really sucks ♪
[laughs] [gunfire]
Oh, man. You got lucky.
You got lucky, rubber ducky. Just you wait.
I'm so good at video games.
It's a scientific fact that I've actually beat
every single video game ever created ever in all time.
True story.
-[tune of The Fox]: ♪ Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch ♪
♪ Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch ♪
♪ What does the grapefruit say? ♪
[laughs]
He says, "I'm the worst player of Call of Duty ever."
I guess I... I guess I had a slice of humble pie there.
Well, it's okay.
It's okay 'cause I'm winning, seven to three.
[shouting and firing]
Whoo! Plus 100.
-If you didn't know it, Orange, I used to be in the military,
so that's why I'm going to win.
I totally know all of the military lingo.
Apple whiskey tango, foxtrot in the purple purple,
I got an annoying bogey on my six-pack.
-What the? Those aren't military terms, Apefruit.
You're just making things up. You weren't in the military.
-I was too in the military.
I'm the best--stop!
Not again! -Hey, Grapefruit.
You know what rhymes with "Grapefruit"?
Toot! You wanna know why that's really funny?
'Cause you're full of hot air! [laughs]
[grunts, laughs]
Oh, yeah.
-[singsong]: Orange, come on out.
Time to play bally-ball...
'cause I totally don't have this large gun
and I'm totally not aiming it at you.
We're gonna play bally-ball.
-Hey! Hey, Grapefruit!
How do you like playing the game while I do this?
[trilling tongue rapidly]
That's my machine gun.
[continues trilling]
[gun firing] [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, man. That's not fair.
-Grapefruit Force One in action.
Double alpha Fanta tango mango.
42, 53... [loud gunfire]
You know, you keep shooting me
and, uh, it hurts, Orange.
It hurts, not mainly on the outside, but in the inside.
-[as Scarface]: Say hello to my little friend.
[gunfire] Whoa!
[groans]
-Totally gonna win. Totally gonna win.
[rapid gunfire]
Oh, I'm on a roll! [chuckles]
I don't think the roll will like that, but whatever.
-Were you there in a chair at the fair
brushing a bear's hair in your underwear? [laughs]
UNDERWEAR! [laughs]
-This game is obviously broken,
and clearly the, uh, you have a cheat code going.
-Why is it beeping? Why is everything beeping?!
Aaaaah!! Beeping!
[gunfire] Waah! Whoa!
Oh, I won! [laughs triumphantly]
-Oh-oh-oh-oh, I let you win.
I let you win. Forget this.
I'm going home to lift weights.
-Hey Grapefruit, don't mean to rub it in, BUT I WON!
[laughs] Oh, yeah.
All right, guys.
Thanks again for watching my brand-new gaming video.
Make sure to check in every single day this week
for brand new stuff. All right, guys.
Who do you want me to play next in Call of Duty?
Let me know in the comments below, okay?
Do it! Do it now! Do it! Do it.
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