NOW SINGING A KISS SONG MY KIDS
WOULD BE VERY EMBARRASSED.
I WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL
NIGHT LONG AND PARTY EVERY DAY.
Fiona: NOW I'M EMBARRASSED.
THANKS, GUYS.
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT DO PARENTS
DO THAT EMBARRASSES KIDS?
WHETHER IT'S SOMETHING YOUR
PARENTS DID WHEN YOU WERE A KID
OR WHAT NOT, LET US KNOW
@SALIVEKSAT AND ON FACEBOOK AND
TWITTER.
I THINK THE MOST EMBARRASSING
THINGS PARENTS DO IS BRAG ABOUT
THEIR KIDS.
BUT THAT EMBARRASSES US BECAUSE
WE DON'T LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT
OURSELVES.
Mike: OUR JOB IS TO
EMBARRASS OUR KIDS AND TO BRAG
ABOUT THEM.
THE DID YOU KNOW SOPHIE HAD A
SONG THAT WAS DOWNLOADED
9 MILLION TIMES.
TELL THEM ABOUT IT.
WELL, HE JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT
IT.
Mike: LOOK AT THE SMILE ON
HIS FACE.
Fiona: THAT'S A PROUD PAPA
MOMENT.
DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER PROUD MOMENT
AS A DAD?
BEING ABOVEGROUND IS PRETTY
GOOD.
[LAUGHTER]
THE ALTERNATIVE, NOT SO GOOD.
SAN ANTONIO!
WHAT'S AMAZING IS WE WOKE UP AT
ZERO CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND
STARTED DOING SOME MEDIA.
GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY AND
EVERYBODY IS WALKING LIKE THIS.
ALL THE MORNING HOSTS HAVE
THE MOST ENERGY.
MY GOD.
Fiona: IT'S LIKE THE
INTRAVENOUS IN THE COFFEE.
[TALKING VERY FAST]
Mike: AND IN THE
COMMERCIALS WE SETTLE DOWN.
TONIGHT YOU'RE DOING THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM.
AT THE SPURS GAME.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.
GO TO OUR ROCK AND BREW
RESTAURANT RIGHT THERE AT THE
AT&T CENTER.
WE'RE VERY PROUD OF OUR
FRANCHISE.
IT'S ALL OVER THE WORLD.
BRING YOUR FAMILY.
LOOK HOW NICE THEY ARE.
THEY ARE SHOWING FOOTAGE.
YOU CAN BRING YOUR FAMILY, YOUR
PETS.
YES, THAT MEANS YOUR HUSBAND
TOO.
GO TO ROCKANDBREWS.COM.
YOU CAN CHOW DOWN ON MONSTER
GODZILLA-SIZE BURGERS.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT.
Mike: BUT THAT'S ALSO FOR
CHARITY.
EVERY SINGLE ROCK AND BREWS
THAT OPENS UP, ON THE FIRST DAY
WE OPEN UP WE CLOSE IT TO THE
GENERAL PUBLIC AND WE HONOR OUR
PROUD MILITARY.
WE HONOR THEM, WE FEED THEM, AND
WE GIVE THEM A BIG FAT CHECK.
Mike: MILITARY CITY USA.
Fiona: OF COURSE THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM, THAT IS AN
INCREDIBLE RANGE.
THAT'S A HARD SONG TO SING.
WE HAVE BEEN SINGING IT SINCE
WE WERE KIDS.
LUCKILY THEY TEACH YOU IN
SCHOOL.
Mike: STANDING THERE WITH
YOUR DAUGHTER, ARE YOUR EYES
JUST FILLED WITH JOY?
THIS IS YOUR LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE
SINGING HERE WITH.
TO GIVE YOU A SENSE, I
CRIED -- WELL YOU CAN FILL IN
YOUR OWN BLANK, WHEN SHE WAS
BORN.
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A HARD KIND
OF GUY.
OH, THE WORLD IS BLOWING UP,
I'LL TAKE IT.
AS SOON AS SHE WAS BORN, SHE'S
SO CUTE.
AND SINCE THEN MOSTLY WHENEVER I
LOOK AT HER I START CRYING.
Mike: ON THAT NOTE, WHEN
THE FIRST BOYFRIEND CAME OVER,
WHAT KIND OF A DAD WERE YOU?
DID YOU SIT THERE IN MAKEUP?
WALK UP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Mike: HE GOT A SANDWICH
FROM ROCK AND BREWS AND THEY
JUST TOSS IT TO THEM.
THE THING IS, SHE'S HAD VERY,
VERY GOOD CHOICES AND HER
PRESENT GUY IS REALLY NICE.
AND THE IMPORTANT THING TO
UNDERSTAND IS THAT NO MATTER
WHAT THEY SAY, HONEST,
MR. SIMMONS, WE'RE JUST GOING TO
GO TO THE MOVIES.
COME OVER HERE.
I KNOW THAT LINE.
COME OVER HERE.
Fiona: OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE
VERY BUSY.
YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
FINISH THE SENTENCE.
ON A DAY OFF MY DAD WOULD MOST
LIKELY --
OH, THERE'S NO DAYS OFF.
THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
Fiona: JUST GO, GO, GO.
THERE'S NO DAYS OFF.
BUT WHY WOULD THERE BE?
IT MAKES NO SENSE OF ENTIRELY
STOPPING WORK.
WHEN IT'S ALL OVER YOU CAN
REALLY REST.
BUT WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE, USE IT
OR LOSE IT.
Mike: WHAT ABOUT CHILDHOOD
MEMORIES?
IS THERE ONE LITTLE THING THAT
COMES TO MIND?
MAKING PANCAKES ON A SUNDAY
MORNING?
SINCE I WAS LITTLE WE HAVE
ALWAYS GONE OUT FOR FROZEN
YOGURT AND THAT'S OUR THING.
WE BOTH REALLY, REALLY LIKE
SWEETS.
I TELL YOU ONE THING THAT'S
GOING TO EMBARRASS SOPHIE.
ON MOTHER'S DAY OR CHRISTMAS WE
DRESS UP IN KISS ONESIES --
AND WE GO TO BRUNCH.
WE GO TO THE BEVERLY HILLS
HOTEL.
WE WALK IN, EVERYBODY LOOKS AT
US.
AND SOMETIMES SHE PUTS ON THE
FLUFFY -- ALL OF US.
AND WE GO DOWNSTAIRS AND WE HAVE
WAFFLES AND ALL THAT STUFF.
Fiona: OH, I LOVE THAT!
I LOVE THAT!
Mike: THAT'S THE GREATEST I
HAVE EVER HEARD.
Fiona: AND YOUR NEW ONE IS
OUT?
NO FILTER WILL BE OUT AT THE
END OF THE YEAR.
ARE YOU GOING TO AMSTERDAM
SOON?
I AM GOING TO AMSTERDAM TO
FINISH WRITING IT.
Fiona: HAVE YOU GIVEN
SOPHIE ANY ADVICE REGARDING
MUSIC AND CAREER?
NO.
YOU GOT TO LET YOUR KIDS FORGE
THEIR OWN TRAIL, MAKE THEIR OWN
MISTAKES.
THE ONLY THING I DO IS OPEN MY
MOUTH, IF SHE ASKS.
OTHERWISE SHE'S MUCH WISER THAN
I AM.
AT A CERTAIN POINT YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT AGE.
SOPHIE IS 23.
I'M 123 AND THE CHOICES SHE'S
MADE FOR HERSELF ARE SO MUCH
WISER.
AT 23 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO
WIPE.
[LAUGHTER]
I STILL DON'T DO A GOOD JOB
OF IT.
GOOD MORNING, SAN ANTONIO!
Mike: NO, IT'S AFTERNOON
RIGHT NOW.
ANYWAY, YOU ARE GOING TO SING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE
SPURS' GAME TONIGHT, LAST HOME
GAME OF THE SEASON.
COME DOWN BETWEEN 4:00 AND
5:00.
WE WANT TO SAY HELLO TO ALL OF
YOU GUYS AT ROCK&BREW AT THE
AT&T CENTER.
SOPHIE IS GOING TO BE THERE
POKING FUN AT HER DAD.
Mike: THERE'S MY DAD
EMBARRASSING ME AGAIN.
WHO ARE YOU PICKING IN THE
CHAMPIONSHIP?
ALL THE WAY THROUGH?
THE ARE THEY GOING TO BEAT
GOLDEN STATE?
YOU BETTER OR I'LL KILL YOU.
YES, THEY WILL.
Mike: YOU'RE NOT JUST
SAYING THAT BECAUSE IT'S A
PARTISAN CROWD.
NO, EVERYBODY IS POINTING AT
ME, YES THEY WILL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ENERGY.
BESIDES THE HISTORY AND
EVERYTHING ELSE AND THE FIESTA