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You ready to back down?
No, thanks.
I'll say stuff about biden over the thing.
Okay, okay... I wanna to bite you so much.
They told me Madonna's dildonut boy is here, you know, so
Where is he?
Francois's a cool name.
Did you bring your skeleton card?
Oh, you don't know what that is?
You ought to be embarrassed.
Yeah, sure.
You ought to be embarrassed.
I'm well, thank you, how are you?
You ought to be embarrassed, son.
You got me?
Well, that's your opinion.
You're an ass.
Yeah, you're very formal.
Quite a gentleman, aren't you?
To spark all your praise, I do headstands
I wandered to here.
How'd you get there?
How do I get to the patio?
Oh, geez, you're tall!
Rock on, rocket fart.
Just watching that guy, who knows what he's saying...
Eww moisture. No.
Hey, I want your hair.
Is that weird to say?
You're not me.
What? I don't know this.
Hey, you take my knife, then you're cutting my chicken.
You got owls around here?
Pretend you liked what I said.
HUNNGHH?
Mr. President, over here.
The owls went out the door behind us, I think.
Listen, I have the thing.
I never met you
so how do I give you the tip?
Yeah, we really — hey we shouldn't talk all that stuff right now.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we'll talk later, y'know
Hey, I'm sorry.
He had quite a scent.
I want a huggy!
Come here!
You smell neat...
like a magpie.
So good.
Oh, is this a talented man? Hohhh
Hey what's poppin' sweet mama?
Hey, let me pay your check.
You're beautiful.
Thank you.
Hey, listen, I got a tetanus shot right here.
I sensed you
*sniff
Dorito.
So we're supposed to make Joe not ask questions.
Got it.
Hey, I'm Rocky Flanagan.
Good to meet you.
I don't see your shadow!
Is this the right place to be?
I'm Grizzly Newmack.
Yes. Seriously, y'all can call me Hawaiian Brown
But never at night.
Now you lose a thumb.
Where do I go? Go up this way?
Soooo over here now? No
Doug Jenkins.
Hello, I'm Richard Theisman III.
You know the soul of America is the gray-brown on some of your sheets.
Hey, don't tempt me to cry any tears on your towels,
on your gooseberry towels.
Ted Picard is here.
That isn't really — you know what? I'll just go with it.
Let me introduce you to
the greatest marionette talent representative, Vashti Bodean
I'm not —
noo, I -
What a spec-fan-tantacular performer.
Hey, why is there a sloth over there?
Oh, wait, that's just Mitch
Skulladoan-dee-d-doont-duh-duhh
Rap performances!
Tonight it's Overlord and the Jersey Jives
Last week I saw Democrifus and the Graduation of Morgan Cain.
No bull y'all,
My eardrum heads are about entirely broken.
You hear this?
Unh-uh
Soap Stone!
What the hell is that, and why'd I say it?
Okay, how come I'm freezing here?
What was I going to tell you? I forget.
Huh-kuh-kuh-kuh
Say what?
Oh, yeah!
It's "fix-the-economy time".
So tonight I'm calling for this, where everybody gets $35.
Yes,
because 75% of $30 is $80.
Look!
Hey, babe, look at the flying cloud!
I'm sure you're seeing the same dogs I am, right?
Look at the grumpiness of old Americans.
You guys are dragging me down.
We could always have a banana.
Choppy chop a banana,
break up a banana.
Because the joys of the banana last several years, you know.
Seriously, I mean, what the heck?
Cows are people, too, aren't they?
That's why I got a donkey in my office.
Nuh-uhh , you do not!
It's a poster.
You should have ligers!
Hey, ligers are only in fiction.
That's what you think!
What you need is percussion.
🎶If you have friends who fancy percussion, then
play as much shaker as you can🎶
If you're crying there just waiting at the hospital —
I will defeat Tony!
If he was wrassling for something here, I'd drop him.
I'd defeat Tony.
I would.
I'd make a liger take him away
You don't deserve ligers.
Hey, guys,
very soon after this, I'm buying millions of ligers.
Ow, there's the loudest buzz sound in my ear,
because sometimes I get, like, this thing in my ear, you know
but normally not.
Hey, remember how Golden Ice was in two different flavors?
Yes!
Well, not me.
I don't even know what Golden Ice is.
Hey, folks, can you talk about how you're standing up so much?
Are there spiders?
Spiders?
Ewwie
Those live in the darkness.
A lot of your homes always smell like dog
and you don't even know it.
Check it out.
Harry Styles just bought the Titanic.
Is that true?
I don't know.
Oh, wow.
I spy a ghost.
It's okay, you're at the fair.
But to be honest, ghost,
I need you to know
the lights are dim because it's NOT the fair!
It's not the fair.
Hey, you know what?
I spotted a female ghost this day last year.
Is she your sister?
What?
Boglarena,
that ghost is wicked.
It's got bigfoot's smile, drinking a 45.
No touching the pony!
He's lethargic!
I leave you with this.
The goblin swarm's lead captain is on shrooms
I go this way?
What I do?
Hey
Okay, now do I go that way?
Why are you on me?
Maybe that's a silly question, huh?
NO really, I hate it
If you don't stop it right now, I'm gonna tell Mike Pence
That's sad, actually
Boglorena, every time I see this guy want to slap an asterisk
a heavy, low-weight suit.
Hey papi
Now I can go get a big print done of that.
Hey
*sniff
What are you doing?
Boglarena, what is that? That smells foreign to me.
Pppbh
Boglarena, you're looking good
*sniff
Boglarena
Boglarena, you know,
I mean that's what's up.
Boglerena!
Boglarena
The drunk changeling,
in a marvelous frenzy
Said over and over and over to us,
"You are sad."
His musky scent,
the sun,
and hot beer
made us feral.
To spark all your praise I do headstands
I just hold 'em longer
than a person with a normal nervous system
thinks a human can
Every blood rush is planned
The longer that I don't feel my feet on the ground
The sooner I forget I'm upside down
And have been all my life