hey free lovers ain't about here with
something long overdue that's right I'm
doing a draw my life now kick back in a
chai
cuz this oranges life is pretty juicy
rolling up my family's orange tree was
right next to a passion fruit tree I was
born the very same spring as passion and
our pants were really great friends so
that meant passion and I did everything
together we're on the same football
teams we're in the same class at school
wherever orange was there was passion
wherever passion was there was orange
okay for a moment to clarify something I
am not in love with passion and I never
happened okay not just because we have
like an impossible amount of fun
together growing up in an orange it
together just not me we love each other
okay good clap let me clear that up
anyway so one day when I was still just
a little cutie orange I figured out what
I wanted to be when I grow up I see me
sighs so I hatched a plan I break the
world record for not stop cause they're
playing big fact that put me on TV
I was already super good at playing
because you not stop but I knew I'd have
to practice if I was gonna get on TV so
that's exactly what I did my practice
practice and practice and practice day
and night night and day so I was getting
so good at kazooing that everyone in the
orchard would scream encouragement at me
until they were blue in the face
especially when I practice cos doing
late at night that's when they young
kurtzman at the top of their luck
probably because they could see how hard
I was practicing I can never hear
exactly what words they were screaming
at me since the consume was so loud and
all because I didn't have any ears but I
knew one thing for sure their words were
definitely heartfelt but I couldn't help
but notice that no one ever screamed
encouragement and passion and she
totally deserves it she was always
getting really good grades at school she
was always scoring punch downs at the
fruit ball games and she never had
people screaming in her face it felt
kind of bad because she was really
talented and great nobody ever seemed to
scream congratulations at her late at
night so that's when I decided someday
when I made it on TV
I'd invite passion to be on TV with me I
couldn't wait to tell her my plan I
never got a chance to cuz one day when I
was telling super hilarious jumps to
everyone else in the Train like I'm not
loose and fell off the branch
I guess everyone was laughing so hard to
the brats ship tonight was the unlucky
one who fell off it was kind of a bummer
that I got knocked off the tree and
locked my kazoo but looking back it was
a blessing it was time for me to branch
out anyway I fell to the ground and I
started rolling but I couldn't stop my
roll straight out of the orchard down a
hill through somebody's bathroom and I
four super sweet Johnny while I was
midair at the pinnacle of my jump I
looked down at the world below and I
could see the orchard but I could also
see the rest of the world laid out below
me
it was so big there were so many people
in places and things and in that moment
I realized all of those people and
places and things needed pods told about
them I was leaving my kazoo and orchard
behind but I was gonna be just fine
anyway I was up in the air for quite
some time it was a really big tough you
guys headed that plane while I was up
there had to fight off a couple birds
not even scared to miss passing a little
bit not because I'm in love with pan
just because I've never been this far
away from her for this long before you
know eventually I came back down to
earth and landed in a kitchen you just
might recognize I made a whole bunch of
new friends who think I'm super funny
and not annoying in any way you want you
know it faster to ride one tan a grocery
bag so happy let me guess I'm in love
with her but because I got a TV show and
passion got to be on it with me now the
whole world knows how great she is how
great my friends are and how funny I am
and guess what
check it black nah just kiddin with the
money I made for the TV show I was able
to buy a new kazoo can you believe it
now if you have 147 hours to spare I
will finally except to break the world
record for not suing
[Music]
Hey what are you doing Beauty race my
kazoo
now you're racing me
[Music]