[gasping]
[screaming]
What?
Normally I don't care for inane human emotions, but
[screaming]
[whimpering]
Tanya, you were right.
I can't do this alone.
I have to tell Miguel and Fiona to come back.
They're gonna think I'm a drillster
and probably won't wanna be friends anymore,
but Ms. C made me manager,
and right now, the store comes first.
[ringing]
Leni, you are talking to literal ghosts right now,
'cause we've died and gone to dim sum heaven!
I'm so sorry, you guys,
but you have to come back to the store.
[laughing]
Oh Leni, your impression of Ms. C is dead on.
I mean it, we are swamped with seniors,
Tanya lost her head,
and I need you both back here, right now.
[sighing]
[gasping]
[clamoring]
Guys! Miguel, I need you at the cosmetics counter ASAP.
We have ten seniors
who need your phenom makeup skills.
Fiona, I need your creative flair
at the gift wrap counter, right now.
[chattering]
Well, I'll be horse-whipped.
This is surprisingly airy.
Thank you so much, Leni.
I'm gonna come here for all my fashion emergencies.
The service here isn't so lousy,
and that's high praise coming from Scoots.
Always appreciated. Bye Scoots!
That was brutal.
Right? I'm beyond starving. Wanna grab some food?
More than I ever have in my life.
Well, thanks for your help tonight, guys.
I really appreciate it.
Enjoy your dinner. I'll see you in the morning.
Aren't you coming with us?
You mean... you want me to?
Um... why wouldn't we?
I just thought you...
you wouldn't wanna be my friends anymore.
Girl, what are you talking about?
I was a total drillster like Ms. C
and made you come back to help
when I was supposed to be the funager.
Leni, it was the Senior Shop-aganza,
of course, you had to ask us to come back.
This was an awesome day.
You were able to balance work and fun.
We still think you're the best boss in the universe.
And I still think so too.
You guys are the best.
So... food?
I know just where to go.
She's doing fine.
Lincoln.
[screaming]
It's OK, Lincoln. This is what you trained for.
Do not let her get in your head.
Could you get me--
Sorry, I'm really thirsty.
Can you get me a juice, or just let me out already?
I told you guys, I'm done with pranking.
I am a mature gal.
I'm way too old for childish pranks.
You've been saying that all week,
and we still don't believe you.
Someone else want to go down?
Anybody? Triple dessert for a week!
Not worth it. Get down there.
Lola! No pushing!
Hey, Luan. I have your breakfast.
[gasping]
[gasping and screaming]
Sorry. He just makes it so easy.
Luan's really done a number on the family,
but this year, Dad can kiss those worry ulcers goodbye.
April Fool's Day has been officially neutralized.
Oh! Midge, how much for the half-eaten cheese?
It would make a great centerpiece!
Uh, gosh. Well, I don't know.
Uh, can I get a price check on the dumpster cheese?
Uh, free?
Cool! Yes!
Wow! Old batteries? Rotting fish heads?
These would make perfect party favors!
Don't panic, Lola.
This is only a minor setback. The party can still be saved.
OK, before we go home,
let's talk entertainment.
I was thinking a Princess Storytime show,
show a mermaid matinee,
a genie in a bottle, a--
Sorry, Lols. I actually had something else in mind.
Shortcut!
[screaming]
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Alright. Everything looks to be in order.
Hang on tight, or don't.
I'm charging for the test ride either way.
- Let her rip, Flip! - You got it!
Let me give old Roy some spicy mustard!
Yeah, that really gets him going!
[sputtering]
[screaming]
We'll take it!
- Ooh, how about this cake? - Nah.
- Ooh, how about this one? - Nah.
- Ooh, ooh, this one, this one! - Nah, nah.
OK...
Do you have a sink and some dirt?
Are you with the health department?
- Nope. - Then follow me.
[buzzing]
We'll, take it from here.
[laughing]
[gasping]
Speechless, huh?
Well, I think that means we found our cake!
[screaming]
What do you have for toppings?
Any worms or bugs we could sample?
I'm sure we could find something of a pantry.
Oh, those are just some exploding candles.
Wait, be careful with those!
[gasping]
You made it, girls. Congratulations!
Let me show you to your station.
Your last challenge is to bake
an apple pie! Good luck!
[laser sound effect]
Ooh...
Baking's not really my thing.
OK, two sticks of butter.
One cup flour.
Two cups of lard.
And, uh, maybe we should mix it up now.
[laughing]
[air horn sound]
Spatulas down, folks.
We have our quest winners!
[drumroll sound]
Scoots and Helen were the first to finish
the final challenge and bonus: Their pie is delish!
Congrats, ladies.
Woo-hoo!
Well, we didn't win, but I had a lot of fun today.
I think I was wrong before.
I know we don't have a lot in common,
but maybe we can discover new things we both like,
you know, like, together.
I'd really like that.
And, uh, next time I'll try not to hit you with any lasers.
I'll try not to spit any juice on you.
[laughing]
Alright. Time to scout myself a date.
Let's see who can keep up with Lynn Loud.
On your mark, get set, go!
[gasping]
What? Huh?
Forget this, there's no way we can beat her.
Huh, guess I gotta try something else.
[grunting]
[yawning]
Ah, come on man. Were you even trying?
Ugh, I'm sorry. You're just like,
really, really strong.
Thanks, I never skip arm day.
Okay, well, this isn't working.
Time to change up my strategy.
Free burgers! Help yourselves!
What's the catch?
Oh, no catch. Just want to see who can handle the heat.
[screaming]
[coughing]
Wow, this is good. Can I have another?
Even better, you can go out with me.
- Wait, what? - You know, like,
go to my roller derby games
and hang out with my friends and me.
- Can we also get more burgers? - Deal.
[snorting]
- Lynn. - Dexter.
Lols, can you watch Lily?
I'll let the judges know the two finalists are here.
Psh, oh, let me do it.
You just stay and help Lily get ready.
[laughing]
Be right back.
Hello, Ms. Carmichael!
I wanted to let you know that Lily and I
are here for our callbacks.
Oopsie, almost forgot.
Before my sister auditions,
you should watch the video on this thumb drive.
You may find it, hmm, how should I say this?
Not so cute.
Well, bye.
Good luck, Lily.
May the cutest sister win.
[humming]
Not now, Lily, I'm touching up my blush.
Wait, what is this?
Lily, Lola, love!
This is us?
Wait, you were never actually competing with me.
[giggling]
You just wanted to have fun together.
Didn't you?
[giggling]
I need to get that thumb drive back!
I beg your pardon?
Uh, I almost made a really dumb mistake,
so if you could just... kindly return that.
I'm afraid not.
It's our job to choose the right child
to be the face of Reininger's.
So we have to consider everything.
Including the contents of this drive.
- Gimme! - Now, Lola, I'm warning you.
[screaming]
Lola Loud, you are disqualified!
I can live with that.
Congratulations, Lily.
You're officially Reininger's cutest kid!
[giggling]
I must finish this alone. For Lily.
Lisa!
[grunting]
Lily, I'm sorry! I failed you!
Bad Flip! Leave Lisa alone!
A ca-Lynn-mari sword?
[screaming]
[groaning]
Lisa!
Lily, that was incredible!
From now on, I promise; no more monster experiments.
Lily not afraid anymore!
[laughing]
Then my mission here is complete.
Bye-bye, Lisa!
Sweet dreams, Lily.
[groaning]
- You made it! - I'm so glad you're OK!
What happened in there? Did you crush that thing?
Nope. She did.
[snoring]
See what I mean?
[laughing]
Observe.
[whistling]
Mom and Dad are gonna be home in ten minutes!
[screaming]
Brilliant.
Yeah, you learn a few tricks as you get older.
[ringing]
Hello? Uh huh. Sure. OK, bye.
- Who was that? - Mom and Dad.
They're gonna be home in ten minutes.
What are we gonna do?
I got this. Luna. A little cleanup music.
You got it, sis!
One, two, three!
[♪ ♪]
Goodnight, Loud house!
OK.
Magnet, plutonium, banana peels.
Let's hope my theory actually works.
Yes, the wormhole!
Hope you're watching this, Einstein!
Here goes nothing.
Better not end up in the Dark Ages.
Transport to 9:27 a.m. yesterday.
I made it.
Yep, all eleven toes, still there.
[cooing]
Shh, someday I'll explain it to you.
You're welcome to come spend this afternoon
here at the institute.
We have top notch facilities
where you could continue your research free of distractions.
A very generous offer, Dr. J, but I'm good right here,
where I belong.
Hey, Lincoln, think I could get one
of your famous PB&Js?
Lisa style, coming right up!
[grunting]
Boom!
[laughing]
There he is.
[grunting]
Bite us! Turn us into vampires!
- We beg thee! - Cut!
Can you get off my casting director, please?
But he's a vampire!
Ugh, OK.
I know I'm pale and I work for Vampires of Melancholia,
but can you spare me the wisecracks?
Wait a minute. You guys are filming Vampires of Melancholia?
Yes, and you kids are ruining my big break!
Confused Vampire Number Seven is the role of a lifetime!
Mrs. Bernardo? Why didn't you just tell us
what you were doing yesterday?
A good actor never breaks character!
Uh, I mean, uh,
[hissing]
OK, that's enough.
It's time for you meddling brats to go.
You're in the shot!
Sigh.
- Wait! - Huh?
These kids are the gloomiest,
creepiest, weirdest creatures I've ever seen!
- Thank you! - So kind.
Even their grandpa is creepy!
[laughing]
Boris is only nine, but still very flattered.
They'd be great for the season premiere.
They're obviously real goths
and not just a bunch of randos from the mall.
Wow, could this possibly get any better?
This black cherry juice is simply smashing.
Top notch
Edwin!
Oh, cheerio, spooky children!
He called us spooky.
Watch the shoes, please.
[giggling]
Scene forty, take one.
Rescued from your mortal state,
my creatures of the night.
Rise, and embrace your newfound vampire power!
[groaning]
Oh, huh? Hiss!
My minions, have you shed your earthly attachments?
Our human life is no more!
Yo, and you dudes are gonna love the no bedtime thing.
Thanks for helping us, like, not go extinct.
It was our displeasure.
[hissing]