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*rad Domics intro*
I. Moved. Out.
AGAIN.
The condo life was fun for a while, but I missed being on the ground level, and not having to wait. -_-
15 MINUTES!! For an elevator to get down
and let Nala do her business because usually only about one of the four worked.
*inhales sadly*
*exhales*
Sorry, Nala
Nala: (whimpering)
Where were my maintenance fees even going?
Also, there was at least one fire alarm every few days
sometimes late at night and it was always for the same floor
What you guys doing over there, floor 9?
You're roasting marshmallows? Hmm?
You roasting each other, huh?
Dude 1: Yo mama's so fat she started exercising and maintained a healthier diet and...
improved her self esteem and overall feels happier and I aM SO PROUD OF HER-
I- I mean..
a-and noW NONE OF HER CLOTHES FIT! HAH!
Dude 2: You take that back, man!
I knew houses required much more work to take care of.
But, I grew up doing chores for little
to no pay anyway
...except for literally everything allowing me to live, that cost money, food, clothing, shelter
Thanks, mom and dad :3
Soooo, I could probably handle it.
and it just so happens to also be buyers' season in the housing market for my area,
the timing just felt right.
As for my condo neighbours,
they actually haven't caused any trouble since I made that video about them.
Maybe they watch my stuff, who knows?
So, the hunt began and I've
probably looked at close to 60 or 70 houses before finally closing in on one,
and it only took three tries.
First, there was the sauna house, appropriately named because it had a sauna
in the basement but was still fairly priced.
How you think I'm gonna pass on something like that? Sauna in the basement? Come on
Hahahahaha
Well, someone beat me to an offer a day early and they closed the deal right away
And then there was the sketchy basement house,
named after we hired an inspector before the closing date
and he found some patchwork to the foundation of the house after noticing
a recess in the ground outside
and when we asked the owner about it, they refused to give us a clear explanation.
The rest of the house was nice and well-kept, but the basement...
sketchy....
Yeah, rather not risk it
BUT like I said, third time's the charm.
I continued searching and picked the one I currently live in
It has a unique layout, different from the many cookie cutter type houses I checked out prior,
it had the right amount of space I wanted, nothing too big
because I have a fear of ghosts haunting unused rooms.
That's my irrational mindset. If a room is left unoccupied for long periods
I believe that something will eventually inhabit it
Ghost: Hello! Is anyone sitting here?
No?
Well, alright, I... I guess this is where I sit now
Forever
Domics: It was clean, the kitchen was newly renovated, and the backyard was spacious
Perfect for Nala to run around in, doesn't have to wait 15 minutes to go pee.
Deal!
I didn't want to rush too quickly with picking a house because of course I wanted one I'd be happy with
but at the same time I knew I was competing with other people and also *in a British accent* winter was coming.
I wanted to move in before the long night... I miss Game of Thrones, that was a bad accent.
The actual move itself went pretty smoothly at first and luckily
I had some friends and family help out, but I had more stuff than I expected and uhh
the truck I rented filled up pretty fast.
Seriously, we have these two bean bags from Sumo and they took up like half the truck
Big-ass bean bags
but really comfy to lie on nonetheless. Yeah, so we for sure had to make two trips
I had the elevator and loading dock booked for three hours and it seemed like we were good on time.
After loading the first batch I had about one hour left to drop off the load to the house
Come back, and load the few stuff that were left.
Doable.
My schooldays procrastination has trained me for these clutch moments.
LET'S Go.. why is there a car parked in front of the truck?
*inhales deeply*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Hello?
Whose car is this?
We tried to ask my building manager if they knew who it was or if they could help
"Well, I only have the elevator booked until 7:00. Could you maybe give an extension or... no? No. Oh, oh- okay
I- I guess we're towing then.
We step back outside and see that the car...
is not there anymore. Hmm. Nice
Well, that's ten minutes gone.
It took another ten minutes to drive to the house.
Another ten minutes to drop off the first load, ten minutes to drive back to the condo
which left me with about 20 minutes left to pack the last load.
Still, it doable
Ah, of course. The dock doors are closed.
After we specifically told the maintenance man in charge of the dock that we'd be coming back for another trip
*sighs* Building management was closed for the day. So we had to go to the gate guard to ask for assistance.
So we go and walk up to the open door of the building. Is this still considered a building?
While awkwardly standing between it and the incoming cars,
and for some reason there were like four or five people in there.
And of course, I have no experience with guarding gates
nor do I know the number of personnel needed to operate this facility.
But this seemed a little excessive.
Hi, yeah, uh we need the loading dock and elevator for another 15 minutes if that's okay.
What?!
We're moving out and we need an extension because someone was parked in front of the truck--
I can't hear you, come inside!
And as we attempted to come in because
Well, we were invited.
I guess we triggered the Sentry mode for one of the other guards
and she rushes to the door and yelled
"No! Don't come in!"
and slams the door!
On Crush's hand!
*anime yell*
Okay, so I'm actually guilty of crushing Crush's hand in the past
One time I rented a van and Crush grabbed the driver's side door jamb as he was getting in
and I slammed my door on his hand
and I don't know what his pain tolerance is but this man didn't even scream.
I wasn't aware I closed a door on his hand because there was no verbal indication of pain or
urgent response that suggested I did.
He just calmly taps me on the shoulder with his other hand and goes
"Uh, Dom, you mind opening the door real quick?"
"Sure. Why...? WHAT THE F-"
What the f-? Oh my god. Are you okay?
And this was a metal frame security door.
No cushion
No rubber. All pain.
Why did you do that?
"Why was his hand there?!"
You asked us to come in!
"You're not allowed in!"
Then why did you say come in?!
"No we didn't!"
Oh my god. Yo, you good? Can you help or get help
So after a few minutes of arguing and Crush indicating that he's okay just in a lot of pain,
one of the other more useful guards decide to help us. I'm glad they could spare a soldier from the frontlines
They really seemed occupied in there.
Luckily Crush had no broken bones. His fingers and hand were just busted for about two weeks.
But no permanent damage. Thank goodness.
We managed to load the rest of the stuff and finished moving into the new house.
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Ghost: Hey, this is occupied.
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I just finished talking.
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