Now, how do we get inside?
I think the front door's open.
Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.
We've got to figure out a complicated way to get inside.
This looks like a job for Patrick Star Laser Pants!
Ooh.
[grunting]
Good work, Patrick! Now it's my turn.
[grunting]
I thought you were holding the rope--
I am. You need to be quiet. We're on a secret mission.
Secret mission, eh?
[screaming]
Don't ya think I know what you're up to?
You want to eat at the Chum Bucket
without your boss knowing.
Karen, we've got a customer!
I'll let you two look over the menu.
SpongeBob, I have to go.
Can't you go later?
[groaning]
My laser pants aren't working right.
[grunting]
[sighing]
Could I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?
No, thank you.
Or perhaps a bran muffin?
SpongeBob, I have to go now!
Prune Danish?
[grunting]
What the...?
[screaming]
Destroy my lab, will ya, Krabs?
Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!
Is it dark?
What if I put off my cataract surgery too long.
No, Mr. Krabs, it's that time of the month.
Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!
I'm on it!
[alarm sounding]
[toilet flushing]
[alarm sounding]
Bring it on, Plankton.
Oh, I will.
We'll see if you have a customer left
after I pump up the volume.
[music playing]
Oh, brother, I hated the real version of this song.
[grumbling]
He's driving me customers away!
All right, Plankton, you want my customers so badly?
You can have 'em!
Do your worst, Krabs!
I hate my job.
It's up to you and me, buddy!
Abandon ship!
[screaming]
Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!
Ha ha ha! Huh? [gasping]
No!
I win! I always win! [laughing]
Not to rain on your parade or anything,
but you always lose.
No, SpongeBob, I always win!
[gasping] Mr. Krabs?
That's right! I stole me own formula!
But if you're Mr. Krabs, then who's...
Mr. Krabs is a robot!
No, you idiot.
Plankton?! What the barnacles is going on here?
You see, we had a bet.
Plankton's been trying for 20 years
to steal me formula, and he's never done it!
I almost had it 37 times, and you know it!
Tell it to the claw, sister.
Last time he failed, we made a bet.
[laughing, crying]
You can't beat me, Plankton. I always win!
[crying]
You've got the easy part. I'd like to see you do my job.
Oh, yeah, right.
If I was you, I could steal a formula on me first try.
Ha! The usual wager?
You're on.
So, through a series of events far too elaborate
to go into right now,
we flawlessly assumed each other's lives;
and I beat Plankton at his own game.
And destroyed his place of business!
[laughing]
Now pay up.
Here you go, Eugene. One a-dollar.
Not so fast!
Squidward? Then- Then who are you?
I'm not... wearing a disguise!
Hmmm, if he's Squidward, then you must be...
Sandy?
Whoops, wrong outfit.
[gasping] You're me! Then I must be...
Patrick!
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I really am Patrick. [laughing]
[laughing] Good one, Patrick!
[laughing]
There's just one thing I don't understand.
What's that, laddie?
That.
[laughing]