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Welcome to Awesome Time.
This is the show where I tell you everything new that's
going on in Vat19.
And stick around.
I will be battling Eric in another Golden Gummy Challenge,
#TeamJamie-- #TeamJamie.
My bad.
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Welcome to episode 115.
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All right, first up, we have one of my favorite segments,
Sponsorships and Outstanding Reviews and Recommendations.
Yeah!
OK, folks, this is the Grossery Gang.
It's a set of collectible toys that
are foods that you'd get at the grocery store
and they're nasty.
Everything's gone bad in this convenient store.
Full disclosure-- I have to mention this video
was sponsored by Moose Toys.
Check out their YouTube channel.
OK?
The Grossery Gang YouTube channel,
link it in the description below.
Really cool cartoon series going on there.
We went over to Target and picked this stuff up.
If you want to get some, check out the link below.
Your shopping has gone rotten.
Oh-h.
There's a surprise one inside.
Who did I get?
Looks like a Nasty Waffle.
Bad Soy, that's got a pretty sweet mustache.
Ha-ha.
Leaky Sunscreen.
Time to open up my blind bag.
Grotty Soap.
Blah-h.
I want to have a gross out contest with Eric real quick.
You come on in here, Eric.
[BURP]
Ha, OK.
Hello, hello.
M-m, hello.
How do you like these gross-- Grossery Gang things.
I didn't get to see them.
Yeah.
See them up close.
Oh, yeah.
They're pretty gross.
What-- what are you thinking about doing?
Uh.
I would like to do a fart-off.
[FART SOUND]
[LAUGHING]
[FART SOUND]
Ah-h.
Not silent.
Probably deadly.
Uh-huh.
Wait.
Hold on.
[FART SOUND]
Oh, Clear the room!
[LAUGHING]
Oh, this one I call the stone skipper.
Are you ready?
[LAUGHING]
[FART SOUNDS]
Oh!
Ah!
It kind of has the peaks and valleys like a stone.
I'm going to go high pitch for you.
OK.
Yeah.
Let's see.
This my Fiona Apple.
[FART SOUND]
Oh!
Yeah.
Only dogs can hear it.
That's a good one.
This one is called the bass drummer.
You ready?
[FART SOUND]
Oh!
He's shaking.
Ha-ha.
Oh!
Your pants must be wet.
[LAUGHING]
That was gross.
Can you go grosser?
I got an idea.
I think I can.
I need an empty cup.
Well, I don't want to know what you're
going to empty with a cup.
OK.
There's a lot of internet videos out there that start with a cup
and don't end well.
Yeah.
Here we go.
[SNIFFING]
[COUGHING]
[GAGGING]
Ohh!
[LAUGHING]
I got some phlegm in here.
Are you mixing it?
Or are you doing a chaser?
What are you doing?
I'm just going to drink it back.
Everyone left.
Now to do it.
You can't see, but the entire room of production staff
just left the room.
Ah-h.
Oh.
Blah!
Blah.
Oh!
Whoa!
All right.
One for the road.
[FART SOUND]
[LAUGHING]
I like these things.
I want to collect more.
Here we go.
These my friends are micro-magnets.
These are 2 and 1/2 millimeter diameter neodymium magnets.
Comes in two different sets.
One has 432 magnets.
And the other has, I think, 1,728.
That is exactly 216 micro-magnets right there.
They're fun to try to build stuff with.
It's definitely, like, relaxing.
You get into the zone.
It's got a nice, like, clicking sound.
And a nice like clicking feel as you put the stuff together.
Each set also comes with a construction guide booklet
that gives you a ton of ideas of things that you can make.
The bigger set comes with a magnetic building platform.
All right, get your micro-magnets today.
Hello.
Uh.
Ah.
Santa Krunk is here.
This is the Santa's flask, my friends.
It's a stocking that you can fill
with a beverage of your choosing.
Just unscrew the top.
Fill her up.
Hang it by the chimney.
Santa's flask.
It's a Christmas miracle.
This folks is the USB LED mini Christmas tree.
Maybe let's kill the lights for a second
and see how this-- poof.
Totes adorbs.
Am I right?
It's got 10 different colored LEDs on there.
Let me have our Insta-Snow.
We can could just like-- Oh-h.
Eric!
It does look pretty nice.
[SPITTING]
This realistic, awesome-looking snow is called Insta-Snow
and it's also available at vat19.com.
All right, that's the USB LED mini Christmas tree.
Buy yours now.
All right.
Speaking of mittens.
Here we go.
These are mitten flasks.
They looks like regular old mittens,
except the left hand has a special flask inside of it.
That's where you drink from, right there.
All right?
So you just sort of-- you know.
You can't even tell, right.
Also comes with a funnel.
You just go like so, pour your drink in.
You got yourself a mitten flask.
They come in green and black.
Get yours now.
They're selling fast.
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I'm super excited about this new product.
This is called Oh Snap.
And the goal is to remove these tightly packed pieces
without moving the spring loaded bar.
The different sized pieces are worth different points.
It's a two to six player game.
And it is this episode's Golden Gummy Challenge.
I need to bring Eric in here.
OK.
So whoever gets the most points wins.
Oh, that one's going to snap.
Ah-h.
Yep, it moved.
Oh I touched that one.
Oh I want that to snap.
They-- they moved.
Did the bar-- did the bar move?
Yeah!
I don't think the bar moved.
It moved.
[INAUDIBLE]
Uh-uh.
Oh!
Mm!
Oh ho!
Ah-h.
Oh.
Yeow!
Uh-oh.
Oh, that's tight.
Do we just keep going?
He's cruising.
Oh, no.
I do not want to stop.
I'll risk it.
Well, I think we're done.
Let's add them up.
How many did you get?
200.
200?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
205.
Dang it.
205.
Oh.
Yes!
It's been so long.
It's so sweet.
Ah-h.
Bring in his punishment.
[LAUGHING]
Loser eats chocolate covered raisins.
Huh.
That's it?
Oh.
It's just a chocolate covered raisin?
No, it's clearly not.
Look.
That doesn't look like a normal chocolate raisin.
Oh-h.
Is that Burn or Bliss Chocolate?
Oh.
[INAUDIBLE]
Oh, that is hot.
[LAUGHING]
[COUGHING]
All right, what else can we do in the video?
Oh.
Well, that was a lot of fun, Eric.
Yup.
Yup. [INAUDIBLE], I'm going to leave you one going out.
[FART SOUND]
[LAUGHING]
All right, you guys know I love candy.
And that's why vat19 sells so much awesome, delicious candy.
And some of you have wondered, you
know, how do I still have my teeth?
I don't.
These are all fake.
I want to show you guys a picture of what
my actual teeth look like.
It's a little embarrassing.
Show the picture.
It's gross.
But for all of you out there who still
love candy and have all your teeth,
do I have a product for you.
These are Loloz my friends.
And these are the world's only cavity blocking lollipops.
They have a extract in them called cavibloc.
It helps protect your teeth from tooth decay.
They are amazingly great tasting berry flavored lollipops.
I'm throwing one down right now.
Mm.
They're not overpowering, but they're definitely sweet.
Loloz, buy them now, vat19.com.
Last product-- this is one of my new favorites.
This, my friends, is the mysterious box of mystery,
because it's a surprise.
You don't know what you're going to get.
We know what you're going to get.
Oh.
I didn't know that was going to be in there.
Oh, that's super cool.
I got to share this with Eric.
Eric come on in here and take a look at my mystery box.
Uh.
You think the people at home are going to like what's in here?
I don't know.
What's in our mystery box?
What?
I wanted one of those.
Yeah.
I'm getting one for Christmas.
Ask me about the deal part.
Oh, we're going so infomercial here.
Jamie.
Ask me about the deal.
Tell us about the deal!
So if you were to buy these items individually,
it would cost you more than what you get in the mystery box.
Everything that's in a mysterious box of mystery
you could buy on vat19.
Except, sometimes we'll throw in something that isn't even,
maybe, on the website yet.
The trade off is better deal, but you
don't know what you're getting.
But that's the surprise.
We have a small and a large.
So decide how much cool stuff you want to get as a surprise.
There's always something cool and mysterious
about the mysterious box of mystery.
OK, it's time for Bullet Time.
This is the new segment--
[GUN SHOTS]
where--
[GUN SHOT]
I just give you the bullet points for each product.
And when you hear that gun sound,
I have to move on to the next product.
All right, here we go.
Oh boy!
OK.
This is the Gummy Bear Skeleton.
When you burn this down, you get this cool skeleton
on the inside.
[GUN SHOT]
Oh.
What's up next?
Oh.
This is Sock Puppet Charades.
It's the game you know and love, Charades.
But you got to play with sock puppets on your hands.
So how cool is that?
[GUN SHOT]
Oh.
Friends, this is Soberdough.
This is a bread mix you can make yourself
and all you've got to add is your own type of beer
to have a beer flavored--
[GUN SHOT]
Bread.
Drop catch.
You open up bottles and the cap, you know, lands
there and stays, because there's a magnet in there. [GUNSHOT]
All right.
OK.
Oh!
This is Ghost Pepper Popcorn.
It's popcorn made with ghost pepper.
Let me try to get some.
Oh.
[CHOKING]
[GUN SHOT]
Hold on.
These are Freezy Freaky winter gloves.
They change color.
They change color in the cold.
They're from the '80s.
They're awesome.
[GUN SHOT]
And this is Find It, Gross Edition.
You twist this thing looking for gross things
[COUGHING]
That Ghost Pepper!
Looking for the gross things inside
[GUN SHOT] here.
OK.
Now it's time for fan art.
(WHISPERING) Cookies with the vat19 logo on it.
That's some of the tastiest fan art we've ever gotten.
I loved all that fan art.
Thank you so much for sending it in.
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