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00:11 Speaker 1: Gidday knuckleheads.
Uncle Knackers here again.
The next tip I've got for you is gonna impress the hell out of your friends.
God, their gonna think you are an absolute pro.
And what it has to do with is this.
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00:29 S1: You know how everybody hates putting on silicone, applying silicone.
It's a messy, filthy job.
I even hate doing it and I'm a pro.
This is the problem I'm talking about.
See, you've got a kitchen sink here, or sorry, a laundry sink, or again, like a bathroom
sink even and with a gap between the sink itself and the vanity top.
It's a fair gap there that's got to be filled.
So what I will do is apply some silicone there to fill that gap.
But first to do that you need the secret weapon.
Follow me.
I'll show you the secret weapon.
This is it.
A paddle pop.
I'll show you why.
The first step is to eat that paddle pop.
Mmm, I'm telling you, it can't get better than banana.
And the bonus for the paddle pop at this time of year is a lick a prize.
So you never know, you might just get a freebee.
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02:04 S1: Ah, I wouldn't worry about it.
Ah, man, I got the first two letters of the word 'we'.
If I can't get anything I'll settle for a free paddle pop.
Useless.
Anyway, this is the secret weapon.
Believe it or not this is the difference between a great silicone job and a bad silicone job,
and I'll show you why.
Welcome back kids.
This is what we need for the silicone job.
Obviously, some silicone, one of those.
Secret weapon number two is we need some dishwashing liquid.
Doesn't matter what it is, the cheaper the better.
And a squirty bottle.
Dishwashing liquid, squirt it in, a little soapy mix.
Beautiful.
Get rid of that and make some scrap bits of paper cut into squares, and they'll be sitting
on top of it.
But for today we'll put them on top of the bench.
So there you go there, right.
Paddle pop stick.
Oh, I almost forgot secret weapon number one the paddle pop stick.
03:25 S1: Okay, this is what we do.
Get the silicone for a nice V between the basin and the top of the bench, a nice big
V like that.
That serves the purpose.
Beautiful.
Secret weapon number two.
A squirty bottle of soapy water.
Get the soapy water but make sure before you do that, that all surfaces, the sink and the
top of the vanity, the silicone has actually touched both of those surfaces.
If it doesn't do that we're in strife.
Get your squirty bottle give it a squirt, just like your squirting your roses.
Beautiful.
Get your secret weapon number one paddle pop stick, and just glide along like that.
Wipe it up under the paper.
Your mom's gonna love you.
Neat as that.
So run it along across the top.
Wipe it off.
Your friends are gonna say, "How did you do that?"
Don't tell them.
It's your secret.
Back on the paper, continue your way around the sink.
Job done!
Great tip, knackers.
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