I can't see.
Wow.
But I can listen.
This is part two of watching
the most awkward dating format ever, which is...
Blind dating 11 musicians.
This is the future of dating.
Tinder...
Pfff. Superficial.
- Music. - It's all about looks.
Well, now, it's about music and talent.
Mmm.
You want to get with me?
First, you gotta play Paganini.
Before we get started on the video...
Accent the like button!
- Urgh! - And legato the subscribe button.
Let's go.
♪ Won't you hold me down ♪
♪ Won't you say my name ♪
♪ Take the pain away ♪
I take that back guys, I'm gonna go back to tinder.
I was a bit concerned that the guy was jamming to it.
Everyone has to have their own taste.
- It's a fair playing field, right? - Oh, that's true.
- Don't judge. Don't judge. - To each of their own.
Yeah, so I've played the violin since I was five.
- Ay! - Ohh!
- He plays the violin! - Brandon!
I'm so curious who he's gonna pick now.
And I played piano since I was seven till now.
Uh... Not a good one.
Ooo! What a roast!
- Dude, he just roasted all of - Everyone. - His ex.
She just sang a lot, um...
But it wasn't, uh...
That good.
- Straight up, it wasn't that good. - So savage.
I always get like audition vibes when I see,
"you have one minute to prove to the judges."
I know, and everyone else is there listening to you.
Hi, my name's Kira.
And this is an original I wrote called "Her."
♪ Wake up slowly ♪
♪ I start rolling off your bedroom shelf ♪
I like her voice.
Mmm.
- We should guess who's gonna get through as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, next, Riana.
I mean, it's okay.
I like it. I like jazz, so I like it.
- Both are doing a lot better than the guys one. - Pretty good so far.
The other guy had like autotune, remember?
- Yeah. What was that? - He's like -
♪ Told her imma get my money first ♪
How do you just autotune a voice like that?
Can you? I don't think so.
♪ Baggage shawty with a Tory Burch ♪
- Dude, this is so fake. This is so fake. - Dude, it's so fake.
The talents are pretty high here.
♪ Tell you how I'm feeling ♪
♪ You're the one I want, baby, you're the one I'm feeling ♪
♪ I'm high, I'm fly, drunk off you ♪
He's not feeling it.
He's a violinist,
so he can tell she's out of tune.
It's different!
The one before the girl was not a musician.
- But this guy's played music for like ten years. - That's true.
I think for this one, intonation was pretty obvious.
- You can see in his face. - Probably like "nah."
♪ I'm high, I'm fly, drunk off you ♪
Ooh! That look, he's like...
Ever wonder what your audition judges look like
- when you play out of tune. - Yeah, yeah, it's like...
"Intonation. Hmm..."
♪ You're so entitled ♪
Is that flat?
Yeah, a bit.
For me, personally, if you're gonna belt out a high note...
Ahh!
You have to hit it.
- Yeah, you have to hit it and caress it nicely. - Yeah, you can't be like "urghhh".
♪ I can't stand the way you ♪
Okay, obviously it's not intonation cause he is jamming.
I mean, he's also dancing a bit off-beat as well.
I guess violinists don't really dance.
- We just practice. - Yeah.
I love how the camera...
Dude, the zoom.
Wait a second, wait.
Dude, the camera zoomed before she messed up.
Duh-duh-duh~nah-nah-nah-nah~
- It's almost as if the camera guy knew. - Prepared.
- It's like, "3, 2, 1, mess up now!" - "Now!"
If everyone plays well, it won't be an entertaining video.
Just kidding, Ling Ling insurance.
- We have no idea. - It's just kidding.
We don't know what they're doing.
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, here we go, I wanna hear this.
♪ Won't you hold me down ♪
♪ Won't you say my name ♪
She's trying to be Billie Eilish.
♪ Take the pain away ♪
I question the guy's music taste there.
Yeah, maybe his ex-girlfriend was actually
a really great singer now that I think about it.
♪ So damn tongue tied lately ♪
♪ Every time that I see you ♪
- It's all right. - It's all right. Neutral for me.
It's a bit intense.
- The vibrato, hey? - Yeah. Ooo!
Maybe she's nervous.
Yeah, maybe.
I like the flute, but I'm not so sure about that.
- I still like... - The first two.
Especially the first one.
♪ To read what's on your mind ♪
♪ Oh, I'm looking for something to numb the pain ♪
- Like the chords and the guitar... - Out of tune, right?
- Was a bit weird. - The guitar chords were out of tune.
But I liked her voice timbre.
I think the guitar let her down.
- The backing track sabotaged. - Yeah, I know.
♪ Your pain ♪
♪ I'm trying on my own but it hurts make it easier ♪
Am I supposed to clap as well?
I don't know. Everyone's clapping so I clap.
- Five. - Eliminate five.
Let's guess which ones he's gonna eliminate.
- He's definitely gonna eliminate number four. - Yeah, the out of tune...
The flute, he might eliminate.
He didn't look like he was enjoying the last one.
The guitar one.
The one where the singing was good,
but the guitar was out?
Yeah.
All I know is he better pick the first girl,
cause I think she was good.
Um...
In no particular order.
Melissa.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the one where...
The director seemed to catch
her screw-up perfectly on camera.
Riana's performance was really good.
But it was just a little too elevator-y music.
She's gone.
- Just called jazz piano elevator music. - Yeah!
Ooo, what a roast!
I liked it, but maybe I just like to be elevated.
Stephanie.
It just sounds like
you're a little hurt from a previous relationship.
Dude, this guy's ****.
He's just going straight for the ****.
I thought that was the last girl,
the last one was about pain.
Yeah.
Uh, Naomi for the same reason.
- Yeah, the last one, the lyrics was pretty depressing. - Yeah, okay.
Dude, this guy just doesn't really care
so much about like...
- Yeah. - Quality of sound, maybe.
"I just don't want a girl with emotional baggage."
"My ex-girlfriend was too much -"
Dude, that's not even musical talent.
- Dude, dude. - Yeah, that was nothing to do with - What's the **** -
What's the point of this video now?
The girls are playing chess, he's playing checkers.
Yeah.
- All right. Yeah. I liked her. - She was a good one, right?
If your cat was having a bad day,
what would you play to cheer it up?
♪ Keep working alone until I figure out that ♪
I liked her first one better.
- I liked the first one a lot better. - I hope that didn't let her down.
- I don't see any relation to cats though. - Yeah.
♪ Maybe if we had done it right ♪
♪ We would stand a better chance ♪
- It's all right. Mhm. - She sounds a lot better this time.
♪ That I feel something inside me say ♪
- She's doing a lot better this time. - She's doing better.
♪ And I've got love songs on repeating ♪
I'm digging this one.
This proves how messed up auditions are.
Yeah, I know.
- If they had a second chance, they can always do better. - Exactly.
For those of you that aren't classical musicians.
Imagine 200 people for one orchestral position.
It's a screen audition.
You have to prepare 20 excerpts,
but they just pick randomly 2.
And it runs for about 30 seconds to 1 minute tops.
Yeah, so imagine...
Just happened to be
the two that you practiced the least.
Even though if you can play the other excerpts
better than everyone else.
- Doesn't matter. - Bad luck.
Your last performance was very like sensual.
- Do you have anything that dives like deeper into that? - Yup.
He just wants more sensual stuff.
Bro...
♪ We wasn't love, it was the lust ♪
♪ It was a drug, I was addicted to you ♪
Wait, can we just like...
What -
I will say, this one was better than the first one.
- For her? - Yeah, for her.
It's just a different genre of music...
That involves a lot of~
- Ah... - Sensual~
♪ You don't share interests, she's clearly using you ♪
♪ Boy, you could have been with me ♪
♪ And I could have been with you ♪
She's good.
She's actually good. I like that one.
A few of them are getting more warmed up.
Yeah, this round so far, I like her the best.
Dude, everyone of them has been a singer.
- This is - - Dude, where's the violinist and the string players like...
They've never got a violinist.
Where's the percussion players?
Where's the brass players?
- Where's - - Where are the good players?
We should make a violin version.
Brett needs to blind date 11 hot steamy violinists.
It can be young, old, men or women.
Doesn't matter - As long as you play a string instrument.
On the next episode...
Woah!
Let's say that you were on a beach...
Um... Having a nice little picnic.
Uh, with your lover.
What would you play to serenade him?
♪ Say what you feeling ♪
♪ Grab a hold of me ♪
♪ You can put your hands all over me ♪
How would you feel
if you're on the beach with your lover, and she just goes,
"Hey, Brett, I'm gonna serenade you,"
and she starts singing...
♪ You can put your hands all over me ♪
You need to go home and practice.
- I'd be so embarrassed to sing that for someone I love. - I know. I know.
I will be like, "um, okay."
"I'm on a beach right now."
Yeah.
"We don't need more attention."
I cannot bring myself to sing that.
I like the ranga.
- The one that I hated in the first round... - Oh, yeah. She did much better.
I liked her this time.
- Third is probably... - This one, right?
That one, yeah.
But I have a feeling he's gonna pick Billie Eilish.
Yeah, I have a feeling.
He was a bit butt-hurt from his ex,
so he wants to get sensual.
Just kidding, Ling Ling insurance.
This was never about dating musicians anyway.
It's checkers, not chess, guys.
All right.
Keonna.
Oh!
- He cancelled the dreadlock girl? - Bro.
Even this girl, look.
- That's my reaction. - Yeah, it's like...
- All the girls knew she nailed that round. - Yeah.
I know.
What the hell?
Ironically, I feel like the previous episode,
the girl that's an artists had a better sense of music.
That's true.
- Yeah. She did pick guys with more musical talent. - She picked - She did.
I feel like this guy's trying to just guess how hot she is
- based on their talking. - Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah.
L - LO LA.
Um...
Bro. This guy's ****.
Dude, I don't think he plays violin.
I am willing to bet his ex was a great singer.
He just can't appreciate good singers.
Dude, look, everyone is so shocked.
- I know. - Every one of the girls are like...
It's like, "I don't even want to date him."
This is like us going to the Menuhin competition...
- The judges pick us over all of the Ling Lings. - I know, they're like...
"Brett and Eddy, you're through."
What?
Um... And I will also...
He wants Billie Eilish, I already know.
Take off Eva.
- Oh, he didn't. - Okay.
- Wasn't sensual enough. - Unpredictable.
It's a little too kinky for me.
- Dude, he asked for it. - He asked for it.
Dude, this guy's ****.
If I was in that line of girls,
I'd almost want to be eliminated.
Yeah, it's like "eliminate me, I'm done with this TV show."
- Dude, look at her face. - Oh...
This girl's like, "this guy's a ****ing joke."
He's a clown.
What would you say inspires most of your songwriting?
It takes like just me being emotionally broken to
kind of write a good song.
So like I'll sit in my bedroom until like
4:00 in the morning and just like crank out a song.
- Okay. - And that'll just happen like...
Some Drake action?
Drake action? Yeah, I actually don't listen to Drake.
- Oh really? - I don't know if that's a dealbreaker.
I feel like she's trying to eliminate herself.
- Yeah. - She's like...
He eliminate girls due to emotional baggage.
"I write music when I'm heartbroken."
"Oh, Drake. I don't listen to Drake."
Funny enough, it might just work.
Because he's like, "oh, she doesn't want me."
Yeah. "I want her now."
What's your favorite genre?
Definitely like R&B, neo-soul.
Yeah. What about you?
You seem to be into the R&B stuff, huh?
Uh, yeah definitely like...
Early 2000s R&B...
Nah, he lied.
Bro, you don't touch your nose.
"Yeah, definitely."
Really?
Uh yeah, definitely, like...
Wow!
If you're a FBI, you know.
Yeah, yeah, I practice 40 hours a day.
Yeah, yeah.
My name is Ling Ling. Yeah.
Let's just skip it. I'm over this conversation.
Who do you think will win?
I reckon, this one.
She wants to get away and this guy's unpredictable.
Whatever.
I'm gonna have to go with...
Hannah.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
I feel...
Like, I wanna go home and get paid.
Yeah.
I feel like,
he doesn't get music taste but whatever.
- Hello. Oh my gosh hi. - Oh, hey. Hey.
- I'm Hannah. Oh thank you. - You're very talented, nice to meet you.
Oh, hey...
Oh, ooo, ah, oo.
Uh, yeah, most definitely.
What's your insta?
Oh, yeah.
Dude, that's so cringy.
Why is he doing this?
I felt like she was the most like authentic, and like...
Genuine one, based on our conversations.
So yeah, that's why I picked her.
- Dude, nothing to do with music. - Dude, that had nothing to do with music.
Bro...
Uh, ****.
Oh...
- Oh! - Oh~ Hmm...
You're so talented.
Oh... Please like and subscribe.
Ooo. Sensual~