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Hello, lovelies!
I'm Sawyer,
and I'm a gluten-free judger.
And I'm Madysin,
and a Kardashian
retweeted me once.
Welcome back, we're so excited to make another vlog.
We got so many views last time,
that we're getting like supes fames.
Last week I was in Anthro,
and someone came up to me
and told me my ankle boot was untied.
Crazy.
I know.
It's happening.
First thing's first, most importerly,
how to master social media, or as we call it,
So, tip number one:
The point of kids is to create a family brand.
That's the point of kids.
For examps, my family has been
themed for the past four years, and we've never looked back.
It's been amaze,
Yeah.
it also makes your life totes easier if you marry someone
who fits your brand, or who's open to plastic surgery.
You know I learned this the hard way.
I had to make Brett get his forehead and cheeks done,
and he has back implants, and his name used to be Sam,
but it was totes worth it,
because now our Insta presence is fierce.
Fierce.
You slay all day.
We do slay all day.
Me and Sa- Ah, it's Brett!
See, I picked my brand first,
and then I found a husband that fit my brand.
So like, when I first met Joel,
I heard him talking, and I thought annoying,
but then I saw him, and I thought, he's on brand.
You guys are so in love.
Yeah.
So...
For examps, like when you're dropping the kids off at school,
or someone else is dropping off the kids at school,
you don't want one kid in Egyptian cotton
and the other one in leather.
That's embarrassing.
When it comes to dressing your kids,
no graphic tees, no characters of any kind,
be careful with stripes, be careful with plaid,
I would say gingham, are you kidding?
Basically, your kid should never look like a kid.
Like, all this goes further, too.
The other day, my son came home, and he was like,
"Momma, I want to be a firefighter
and save people when I grow up",
and I was like "Sweetie, that's off brand",
and we had a talk about it, and he's supes happy now,
he wants to start a vegetable co-op.
That's tough, but like, that's what being a mom is.
One time we had a son, but he aged out.
You can't have any kid over 12 in your Instagram.
Tip number seven: Once you choose a brand,
make sure you have a
And if you can't have a hired photographer on hand
at all times, like me, you can always teach your husband,
or adopt a child with an eye for lighting.
Because one time, I made my husband dig a ditch,
so that he would get the right angle of me.
Took him like four hours, but the pic, you guys.
Your relationship is goals.
Number three: If you're at a loss for what to post, then
and then a peace sign never hurt nobody.
Never.
It's for suresies going to get the most likes.
For real, one time I was at the park,
and I had my nanny take a boomerang of me,
and my gross kid fell down in the background in the dirt,
and it was still my most popular post,
even though the kid ruined it.
You need to trade in that kid.
Working on it.
There's also filters, which are like
I take my pics in Snap,
and then I use the filter
that makes me look like a small angel child,
everyone just thinks I have like ginormous eyes
and perfect skin, which I do, but-
Best and last and most important tip of anything ever.
If you're doing anything, you should be Insta storying it.
Especially when driving.
That's the best time,
'cause you get all the cool lighting going by,
and like sirens and stuff.
Alright everyone, that's it, so good luck on your sosh medes.
Peace and love.
We're doing a boomerang.
Do you think people get it?
Hi, thanks guys for watching that sketch.
Yeah, and speaking of sosh medes,
make sure you suscribe to our channel.
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about, like, your favorite thing about us.
Is it our nose, or our outfits?
Or like all of it, you like the whole brand?
Tell us.
Thanks.