(Merk) So I found out why Pikachu sounded so
fucking weird in the last episode.
(Merk) Apparently, the actress who plays Misty played him.
(Merk laughing)
(Merk) I don't know.
(Adum) ♫ Pokémon! ♫
(Adam) ♫ I hope this isn't a filler episode! ♫
(Adam) ♫ The last one was such balls! ♫
(Adam) ♫ Pokémon! ♫
(Adam) ♫ Pleeease, advance the plot! ♫
(Adam) ♫ As if you might give a shit! ♫
(Mark laughing)
(Clip) Our young hero Ash leads his friends deep into the forest.
(Mark) And gets them lost.
(Adam) Real deep.
(Clip) Ash must rely purely on his instinct,
(Adam) Uh oh,
watch out Misty,
Ash is relying purely on his instincts!
(Clip) Don't worry, I'm positive
(Mark) H.I.V. Positive!
(Adam) I almost made that joke and (Mark laughing)
then I realised that it wasn't funny, (Mark laughing)
so I didn't. (Mark laughing)
(Mark) Oh, the Hidden Leaf Village?
(Mark) I wonder if Naruto's there...
(Mark) Ooo,
a Pidgey!
(Clip) Oddish; this pokémon is typically found roaming the forest.
(Mark) That's odd!
-ish.
(Adam) Shut up.
(Mark laughing)
(Clip) I'm gonna catch that pokémon!
(Adam) Okay, go for it.
(Mark) I don't even like leaf types!
(Mark) Aaahh!
(Clip) That weakened it!
Gotta catch it now!
(Adam) Uh,
(Adam) That dialogue.
(Clip) Go!
(Merk laughing)
(Merk) What the fuck is that?
(Adam) It's the guardian of the fucking forest.
(Merk laughing)
(Merk laughing) (Adam) Oh my god!
(Merk) I love him!
I'm so turned on!
(Merk) yeee
(Adam) Getting sleepy boy.
(Merk) FUCKER!
(Merk laughing)
(Adam) WHAT!?
(Adam) How does that happen? (Merk) Now he's sleepy!
(Adam) What?? (Merk laughing)
(Merk laughing)
(Screams)
(Merk) Oh no...
(Screams)
(Adam and Merk grunting)
(Adam laughing)
(Adam) Screw you!
(Adam) Goodbye!
(Merk laughing)
(Merk laughing more)
(Adam) Rip.
(Clip) We can't rest now,
we've gotta find Brock!
(Mark) Brock?
Who's Brock?
(Mark) Already forgot him.
(Adam) Der!
(Mark) What's this?
(Clip) The village we're
(Adam) What the?
(Mark) Wha..? That...
(Adam) That didn't make any sense!
(Mark) Perspective wise, that made no fucking sense.
(Mark) Perspective wise, that made no fucking sense. (Adam) Yeah.
(Clip) Gee, i wonder what happened to Brock.
(Adam) Do you not have a knife in your backpack?
(Clip) Why are you hanging around up in that tree?
(Mark) Oh, Brock has a knife.
(Mark) 'Cause he's a rapist.
(Clip) Wauh!
(Clip) We saw you fall into the river,
then what happened?
(Adam) 'I died, now i'm a ghost!'
(Mark) 'I'm a ghost!'
(Mark) AHHHHH!
(Clip) This is a place where pokémon are able to rest and relax.
(Clip) Like summer camp?
(Clip) Well sort of,
but all year long.
(Adam laughing)
(Adam) It's an internment camp.
(Adam) It's just like summer camp but you're not allowed to leave!
It never ends!
(Clip) It looks to me like there's
something else Brock might love!
(Adam) Daah!
(Mark) I'LL STRANGLE YOU BITCH
I'LL RUIN YOU
I'LL KILL YOU LIKE THE LAST GIRL.
(Clip) Who's That Pokémon?
(Adam) Oh, I wonder.
(Adam) Hey, it's Santa Claus!
(hitmarker)
(Mark laughing)
(Adam) It's Christmas.
(Clip) I'm sorry, I was the one who set those traps.
(Merk) You fucking bitch.
(Clip) And since you got caught, I guess they really worked!
(Adam) I think what you did is illegal.
(Clip) How are we ever gonna carry them all?
(Mark) Don't they have a blimp?
(Clip) Ah, fuck off.
(Merk) Uuh!
(Adam) Meowth's getting fyat.
(Merk) I missed that pun until you said fuck off.
(Merk) I was like,
'Oh god.'
'Kill me.'
(Clip) I promised Melanie we wouldn't capture any pokémon here.
(Clip) And did you seal the promise witha kiss? ;^)
(Adam) Ahhh.
(Mark laughing)
(Mark) Brock will hit women.