-Previously on "The Longest Days of Our Lives"...
-I'm pregnant! -What?! How?
Did you...? -I got pregnant on Zoom.
Which means... -The baby might be mine.
[ All gasp ]
-A horrible time which feels like it might last forever.
These are...
-Vanessa, my love.
-Winston, my friend.
Thank you for joining me here on the Internet,
it's where I come to think.
-Wait a second, V-Vanessa, where are you? San Francisco?
We're supposed to be quarantined.
-I had to get away.
And don't worry, I'm standing at least 6 feet
away from the bridge.
-Why do you have that far-away look in your eyes?
Are you looking at something, far away?
-[ Sighs ] Winston, I -- I have to tell you something,
it's -- -Howdy, folks.
-[ Gasps ] Fontaine! -Fontaine!
Are you...in your house? -Yes, I'm at my house.
But this is a virtual background, of my house.
-Boys! Boys! Listen to me!
Once again, I've got something I need to tell you.
-What is it?
-Well, remember when I got Zoom pregnant?
Well, apparently when you're pregnant on Zoom,
you really zoom through the pregnancy.
Now it's time for one of you to meet...
your son! -[ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-Hello, daddies. -[ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-I'm Blake. And yes, I'm big already.
I'm Zoom-ing right through my own life.
And you both missed my big game and my big recital.
And my graduation!
-Wait, they didn't cancel all of those events,
because of everything that's going on?
-There's a lot you can do over Zoom, if you're willing, Dad.
And everything look and sound like crap.
-It's true. -But, more importantly,
I'm now the heir to your family fortune!
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ] -Oh!
-[ Gasps ]
-Good luck getting your hands on it.
-I already have.
-Hey! Give it back! -Make me!
-[ Gasps ]
[ Ominous music plays ]
-Get him! Get him! -[ Laughs evilly ]
-Oh! Wait for me!
-How are you able to change your backgrounds?
I can't change my background!
-[ Panting ] -I'm trying to
get into my settings!
-Oh! -I'm gaining on him.
I'm gaining on him! -Not so fast!
-[ Gasps ]
-Now, why would you do that to your dad or uncle?
-Either way, you should've come to my big game.
-[ Groans, gasps ]
You stabbed me. [ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ] No!
-[ Exhales sharply, gasping ]
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-Hang in there. Don't leave us.
Don't leave us! -[ Gasps ]
-You fight! -Winston!
Now we'll never know who the father is!
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