-Here's your host, Jimmy Fallon.
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-Happy Friday, everybody. Welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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Welcome, everybody. Oh, yeah. This show's gonna be fun.
-It's gonna be nuts. -I can feel it already.
This show's gonna be the best show we've ever done here, now.
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That's our best crowd, I can tell.
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Well, guys, here's some good news.
The Biden administration has finally announced
a vaccine rollout plan for children under five
and they've ordered 10 million doses.
That's great. [ Cheers and applause ]
Right now, kids are like, "Oh my gosh, we can finally
meet up for drinks." Yep.
As we speak, everyone in the lollipop industry is like,
we're buying a yacht. Here we go.
You get a lollipop, you get one.
It's very exciting to hear a 4-year-old scream.
"Facebook told me Bill Gates controls the vaccines."
Okay, shh. [ Laughter ]
Meanwhile, I saw that the Biden administration
is also dealing with such rapid staff turnover
that people are calling it the Great Resignation.
Well, for more on that, we're joined by senior
White House spokesperson Nathan Bishop.
Nathan, thank you for joining us.
-Thanks so much for having me, Jimmy. Excited to talk to you.
-Yeah. So tell me, why are so many people resigning
from the Biden administration? It's crazy.
-Well, there's really no easy answer.
There can be a lot of burnout
working in a high-stress workplace like this.
-I'm sorry. Who are you? Where's the other guy?
-Oh, he resigned 6 seconds ago. I'm Cynthia Watson.
-Okay, so, Cynthia, why are so many people resigning?
-I can't really speak to that, Jimmy. I just started.
-Wait, where's Cynthia Watson?
-She wasn't here very long. I'm Tad Bratson.
But at least Cynthia lasted way longer than her replacement.
-But you're not her replacement?
-No, I replaced her replacement's replacement.
-Oh, well, I hope you're able to stick around
at the White House for a long time.
-Thanks, Jimmy.
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I'm sorry. Sorry. Who are you?
-I'm the guy you were just talking to.
Man, this job had aged me.
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Well, I don't know if we're going to get
to the bottom of this,
but thank you so much for talking with us.
-No problem, Jimmy.
But -- let's move on, let's move on. thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Sorry. I apologize.
Well, guys, this is exciting Bryce Dallas Howard
is on the show tonight. [ Cheers and applause ]
And she stars in. "Jurassic World: Dominion,"
which just hit theaters.
Yep, "Jurassic World" is a park full of dinosaurs,
and it still has a better safety rating than Six Flags. Yeah.
Hey, when you get to the top,
put this bolt in for me, alright?
You'll know which one.
[ Laughter ]
So more big movie news this weekend
in honor of Judy Garland's 100th birthday,
movie theaters across the country are showing
"The Wizard of Oz" with a rarely seen extended musical number.
No, we can't show you the full number.
But here's a clip.
♪ You're off to see the Wizard ♪
♪ The wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪
♪ We hear he is a whiz of a wiz ♪
♪ If ever a wiz there was ♪
♪ If ever, oh ever a wiz there was ♪
♪ The Wizard of Oz is one because ♪
♪ Because, because, because, because ♪
♪ If ever, oh ever a wiz there was ♪
♪ The Wizard of Oz is one because ♪
♪ Because, because, because, because ♪
♪ If ever, oh ever a wiz there was ♪
♪ The Wizard of Oz is one because ♪
♪ Because, because, because, because ♪
♪ If ever, oh ever a wiz there was ♪
♪ The Wizard of Oz is one because ♪
♪ Because, because, because, because ♪
♪ If ever, oh ever a wiz there was ♪
♪ The Wizard of Oz is one because ♪
♪ Because, because, because, because, because ♪
♪ Because of the wonderful things he does ♪
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-It looks interesting.
It looks interesting. Yeah. Moving on to some business news.
The maker of Sriracha had to suspend production.
So now the world is facing a shortage.
How is that even possible?
I've been using the same bottle of Sriracha since college.
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And finally, a herd experts are calling "Beefalo"
the bison-cattle hybrid,
the healthy meat of the future. Yeah, Beefalo.
And they say the perfect Beefalo is 37.5% bison,
which is pretty specific.
Yeah, but it actually gets even more specific.
Here's what happened when the perfect Beefalo did a DNA test.
Yep. Take a look at this.
Perfect Beefalo is 37.5% Bison,
31.5% Cow, 10% French Huguenot,
6% Cherokee, 4% Genghis Khan, 2% that bison from before?
Well, he's not your dad. He's your uncle.
2% Your real dad is a moose,
2% He has a whole secret moose family.
You have eight step moose.
2% Do they know about you? Should you contact them?
Or live forever, wondering what might have been?
2% I messaged one of them! We're meeting up in Yellowstone.
I feel a love and acceptance I've never felt.
For the first time, I, a Beefalo, truly know myself.
This is the first day of the rest of my life!
And 1% chicken. There you go. That's it.