hi this is trixie mattel doing some light sewing
hi it's me trixie mattel welcome back to my channel if you're new here i'm a world famous
drag queen with a passion for makeup artistry but apparently also tiny sewing machines we do a lot
of toy videos we've done about a thousand and one easy bake oven videos which have all gone
exceedingly well incredible recipes every time apparently i've done enough easy bake cooking
that this was in my suggested on amazon this is the uh singer i don't know what you call
this uh easy stitch toy sewing machine but apparently this is a real sewing machine so
i'll be the judge of that today by the way i know i look incredible please don't
flood the comments trixie you're gorgeous i mean
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which is something you already do now on to the video this came from amazon looking like
this jeff bezos i'd like to have a word with you there's a quality control issue down at the amazon
well that just fell open great can i just say as a grown woman who plays with toys i realize
my opinion doesn't matter but these little kids whisker scissors are so good they cut everything
i use these for hair like everything you guys it's like 10 p.m i just i was in dragon for something
else and i came home and i was like let's just do this video have i been drinking well stay tuned
what's the point of being 10 years over the legal age if you can't drink on youtube okay let's get
into it all right this is what i have here as you guys can see it's a little singer sewing machine
it says toy but the amazon reviews said it really sews okay easy stitch toy sewing machine set
operator's manual lovely fabulous okay oh wow this is a lot push the on off switch to power
on wait doesn't this need batteries it needs batteries i'm gonna have to get a screwdriver
if somebody would have told me this was gonna be a shop class project
i would have reconsidered we opened the battery slot oh great now we need four batteries
don't worry i've got it this is already a little more masculine of energy than i was interested
in invoking this evening god i'm gorgeous i keep seeing myself on the monitor i'm like
i took an uber home tonight i did the podcast whiskey ginger with andrew santino you can go
listen to that the uber driver at my house turned on the lights in the uber looked me right in the
face and said you're very beautiful and i said thank you and got another car how come it's never
the guy you want do you know what i mean it's never ryan reynolds like hey you're beautiful
do not attempt to sew thick material change the batteries okay uh don't add liquid don't
take the sewing machine apart got it okay it's on now the light just turned on okay oh god you guys
i really don't know please remove tab first okay let's remove that i guess i'm just gonna go for it
is there a bobbin i mean i don't think there's a bobbin i don't think this is like a normal sewing
machine let me get my dress okay we have some lovely material i have chosen i cut this out ahead
of time stunning beautiful before we start can i just you guys mind i've got my trixie cosmetics
mug here let's just let's have a little nip shall we for good luck all right here's to sewing
it's working is it working is it sewing
oh my god a video where things are going as planned on this channel
is there a reverse i guess we're just gonna have to
lift up the presser foot oh god the stitches are just coming open so i guess we'll try again i
let me look at the troubleshooting everybody shut up increase the tension by turning the
dial clockwise wait wait wait wait wait wait i feel like shanghai oh god okay wait
it's working i don't know if it's working let's see here if this comes apart i'm gonna scream
say something i'm giving up on you i'm gonna try one more time
i think the way to finish it would be to flip it around and sew backwards for a second let's
try that let's try that alright go let's see pause if this opens i'm gonna scream okay
you guys not not not so good you know what this is going to be workable this is going to be workable
this is the dress all right there's the other neck okay the other neck you know i have two
necks when you sell everybody has two necks you guys uh this thing is not working let's
let's see what the audience thinks can we just please sew the garment kind of have to like guide
the fabric through a lot let's see here you guys that hurts me like this is awful the only stitches
that are holding are when you go over it twice i mean honestly if you had a child buy them the real
sewing machine this is this is not safer and it doesn't work look at these stitches look at these
stitches look look look there's holes in them okay so as of now that's our neckline it's so bad
this is awful this is awful i think we're gonna have to set up the adult machine and move on
all right so we're back we have my real sewing machine because this mama not the tea this was 40
and did nothing this sewing machine i think is 75 and it's gonna do everything so let's do it
and look at that like falling off a log see now that is holding that is a tiny head hole though
i don't know if that's gonna fit my head i'm probably gonna have to install a zipper in this
but that's okay but i mean this is happening at least like compared to before jesus christ
isn't it amazing how much you can accomplish when the fabric actually stays oh that just came apart
i've been drinking okay um sewing and drinking i don't recommend it
i thought this could be like a fun toy video and apparently this is a video about me
being disgruntled and making a dress don't ever learn sewing from a drag queen
we do not know what we're doing we do not know what we're doing unless you're bianca
we're all just tracing our body parts and hoping for the best all right let's see
do you have a dress do we have a dress is it looking like a dress
it is okay see some of you were like what is she doing until i did that it's working you're welcome
um i'm gonna go get the sleeves all right i'm back hi all right we have this right okay sewing sewing
and i have two sleeves that i cut out earlier when i was naked don't ask let's just hope that these
sleeves fit this dress i'm really disappointed about the singer sewing machine singer i'd like
to have a word with you let's just sew these suckers together shall we all right all right
all right it's stretch fabric what's the worst that could happen right okay okay i got it i got
it you guys if you remember i won a ball on drag race so i can sew all right let's just let's just
hope this turns into an arm you guys that little sewing machine disappointed me so much if i can't
leave this project with the new dress i'm gonna start screaming come on come on come on by the
way yes i am wearing fetish stiletto pumps while doing this thank you it's an arm oh there's a hole
so there's an obvious hole oh there's a lot of holes okay ooh you guys are really just along for
the ride today i'm gonna get a drink oh um cheers cheers to this project which is going very well
all right we have a sleeve we have a sleeve if i was a triage nurse on this shoulder i'd say let
him go make him comfortable and let him let him pass over into the light but the thing is sewing
is about pinning and planning and measuring and i hate all that i'm a gypsy with the sewing machine
i like to see where the wind takes me can we just hope that there's a dress at the bottom of this
this is a moment of truth ooh my breasts okay it's a little okay okay okay look look look i'm gonna
be honest i don't feel like doing a hem so i think i'm just gonna cut the bottom off no that's trashy
i'm not gonna do that i'm gonna i'm gonna have it i'm gonna properly hem it all right let's create
a bottom of a dress here now we just have to fold it up and under like that and then stitch it
it's not going to be great uh it's going to be oh wow let's just see
if this is wearable you guys it's i blame the tiny sewing machine i blame the alcohol
i need to make the neck hole a little bigger because my head is plus size all right here's
the zipper maybe we should just do it so that this is like easy to get in and out of
which side is the front um yeah that's the back okay this is gonna be the back
this is gonna be a zipper that we wear with very long hair so nobody can see it
this zipper is serviceable that's all i care about does it close in the back
great that's all i care about i'd like everyone to know that it's not necessarily the alcohol i
just haven't done this in a while all right um this is gonna have to be functional you have to
we have to close up the end of the sleeve so let's do that quick stitch that bad boy up very quickly
that's got to be good enough don't look too closely if you are looking very closely at a drag
queen's outfit it's a form of homophobia honestly all right i'm gonna call it a day and let's let's
see what this looks like and this is the final look can you believe that i have pulled it off
once again um i mean it's just like a simple little you know it's it's nothing i mean is
there a hem yes don't look at this hand uh don't don't also look at this hand don't look at this
look at the hole also i have big boobs on with no waist uh and no hips so i do look like uh
wendy williams by wendy williams body is in full effect well i hate to say it uh singer
girl i know that this is a toy sewing machine but mary this was forty dollars in my sewing
machine that did the rest of this outfit in 20 minutes is like this was like 100 maybe maybe
this is terrible i know that when singer made this they weren't looking for 31 year old men
to review it for making clothes for cross-dressers but mama it's not the t it's really not the t it's
bad this is bad anybody who buys this should get their money back i mean this is awful like this is
terrible i had like daytime waking fantasies of this being great and me like taking it on tour
to do like quick like repairs but honestly like when we were on tour for moving parts
we just traveled with this it's like 85 and basically indestructible i mean come on i might
actually finish the neckline on this and take some extra fabric and make like a boot or something
i will say it's kind of a trick if you guys are not good at sewing pick a busy pattern it hides a
multitude of sins busy pattern long hair walk fast low lighting it's great thank you guys so much for
watching once again please subscribe we have new videos every single week and normally they
go a little better than this but uh listen we're not naked um at least we have clothes on goodbye
yeah i'm gonna fix it i'm gonna fix it i'm gonna fix it everybody calm
the [ __ ] down i'm gonna fix it breathe breathe