>>> I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE, MOM I'M JUST FINISHING UP A CALL.
YEAH, SORRY. MY MOM IS DOING A WHOLE THING,
FRANCO FAMILY REUNION FOR, YEAH, THE HOLIDAYS.
YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE I HAVEN'T SEEN IN FOREVER.
ANYWAY I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER OKAY?
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
>> JAMES? LITTLE JAMIE?
>> I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU?
>> IT'S ME, YOUR COUSIN. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT A SECOND. MANDY?
>> YEAH, MANDY. PRETTY MANDY.
>> OH, MY GOD. HI.
WOW. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
LIKE 20 YEARS? >> YEAH, MAN, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF
CATCHING UP TO DO. >> UH-HUH.
>> SO DO YOU STILL GO SWIMMING? >> YEAH, I STILL SWIM SOMETIMES.
>> YEAH? AND DO YOU STILL EAT CANDY?
>> YEAH. I EAT CANDY.
YEAH. >> GOOD FOR YOU, MAN.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT AROUND THE
BUSH. I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING? >> OH, LOOK, I THINK I KNOW
YOU'RE GOING TO ASK. >> DO YOU NEED HELP?
>> WHAT? >> DO YOU NEED HELP?
BECAUSE I HEARD YOU HAVE GOT SOME MOVIE COMING OUT.
I HEARD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD MOVIE.
>> "DISASTER ARTIST"? IT'S BASED ON A GUY WHO MADE A
BAD MOVIE. >> OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN.
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO MAKE GOOD MOVIES?
LIKE ONE WITH THE APES. COME ON, LET ME HELP YOU.
>> NO, LOOK, MANDY, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? HOW YOU BEEN?
>> ME? IN OCTOBER I HIT A
BULL'S EYE. >> A BULL'S EYE?
LIKE IN DARTS? >> YEAH, MAN.
I WAS THE ONLY PERSON AT QUICKIES TO HIT THE BULL'S EYE
THAT DAY. SO THEY EVEN NAMED A DRINK AFTER
ME. THE PRETTY MANDY.
>> WHAT WAS IN IT? >> GIN.
>> WHAT ELSE? >> A STRAW.
LOOK, MAN, YOU TRIED TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
LET ME HELP YOU. >> NO, MANDY, I'M DOING GREAT.
MY MOVIE, WHICH A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY LIKE, IT COMES
OUT AROUND CHRISTMAS. >> OH, SURE LIKE THAT NORTH
KOREA FLICK. >> "THE INTERVIEW.
>> YEAH, RIGHT, YOUR MOVIE. MAN, I TOLD MY FRIENDS CLIFF AND
PIG THAT MY COUSIN HAD A MOVIE COMING OUT.
AND WE WENT TO GET TICKETS, AND IT WAS CANCELED.
YOU EMBARRASSED ME, MAN. >> THAT WASN'T MY FAULT.
THEATERS REFUSED TO SHOW IT. >> IT WAS SO BAD THEY REFUSED TO
SHOW IT? >> NO, NO.
THEY STILL RELEASED IT ON CRACKLE.COM.
>> CRACKLE.COM? SO ZERO PEOPLE SAW IT?
I CAN TELL YOU ARE GETTING DEFENSIVE, SO LET'S STOP IT MAN.
ARE YOU STILL BROTHERS WITH DAVE?
>> YEAH HE'S MY BROTHER. HE'S RIGHT INSIDE.
WHY. >> YOU DOE MY BROTHER DON'T TALK
THE ME NO MORE. >> WHAT HAPPENED.
>> I GOT TOO BIG FOR HIM WHEN I HIT THAT BULL --
>> THE BULL'S EYE. >> YEAH, MAN.
HE GOT JEALOUS, MAN. BUT I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU
HAVE NOT DONE ENOUGH TO GET DAVE JEALOUS OF YOU.
OM COME ON, LET ME HELP YOU IN AND OUT MAN.
WHAT DO YOU NEED? DO YOU NEED MONEY.
DO YOU NEED A DART THAT HIT A BULL'S EYE.
>> I DON'T NEED ANY HELP. LOOK, I HAVE A VERY SUCCESSFUL
CAREER. I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU LOST. YOU DID, MAN.
YOU LOST THE OSCAR. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD FIRE YOUR AGENTS. GET WITH DAVES.
>> I'M GOING TO GO INSIDE AND HELP MY MOM.
CONGRATS ON THAT BULL'S EYE, ALL RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MANDY?
PRETTY MANDY. >> DAVE.
LITTLE DAVEY. >> WOW, YOU ARE STILL SMOKING
HOT. GOOD FOR YOU.
>> YEAH. WHEN YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.
HEY, LISTEN, YOU'D TELL ME IF JAMES NEEDED HELP, RIGHT?
>> HEY, HEY, YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, ALL RIGHT.
LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT. AND, BY THE WAY, DID I HEAR THAT
YOU GOT A BULL'S EYE? HOW?
>> I THREW THE DART! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]