>> James: WELCOME BACK.
NOW ARE THEY NEW GLASSES?
>> Reggie: YEAH, THEY'RE FROM MY DOCTOR.
>> James: ARE THEY REALLY?
>> Reggie: NO, I WISH, BUT NO, HE'S NOT THAT COOL.
>> James: IMAGINE IF HE DID GIVE YOU THOSE.
>> Reggie: YEAH, HE'S LIKE YOU'LL NEED THESE.
>> James: YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HALF MAN HALF BUG.
>> Reggie: YES IF YOU DO, THIS IT'S REALLY SUPERTRIPY.
>> James: WELL, LESSON, THE OTHER DAY I POSTED THIS PHOTO ON
LINE JUST AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS ME AND LADY GAGA, TO SCALE, TO
SCALE.
AND SHE'S CRYING AND I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR.
JUST A REGULAR TUESDAY FOR JAMES AND GAGA.
HERE IS THE THE THING.
HI SOME TROUBLE COMING UP WITH THE CAPTION.
BUT SO WE POSTED THIS ONLINE.
AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, THE RESPONSE, IT HAS TAKEN US ALL BY
SURPRISE.
IT, LIKE, IT, I THINK, I THINK THE FINAL-- I THINK THE FINAL
NUMBER WAS WE HAD, I THINK WE HAVE 703 BILLION RESPONSES.
YEAH, YEAH IS.
I MEAN, WHICH IN ANY OTHER WEEK WOULD HAVE BEEN A RECORD EXCEPT
FOR LAST WEEK, I THINK IT WAS MORE.
BUT WE ACTUALLY, WE GOT, WE ACTUALLY GOT A REMEMBER
FROM-- WE GOT A LETTER FROM TIME WARNER, FOR YOU KNOW, INTERNET,
THEY ARE INTERNET, FROM THEIRS AND THEY WROTE PERSONALLY TO ME
AND IT JUST SAID GUYS, WE LOVE IT.
WE LOVE IT, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A BREAK.
BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH.
THEY SAID THEY CAN'T-- THEY CAN'T HANDLE JUST THE VOLUME
OF-- YOU KNOW, THE RAIN DELAY?
YOU KNOW THE RAIN DELAY AT THE CUBS GAME LAST NIGHT?
NO, THAT WASN'T REGULAR RAIN, THAT WAS CAUSED BY A MASSIVE,
LIKE T WAS THE INTER-- THE INTERNET FREQUENT SEE OF SO MANY
PEOPLE SENDING IN CAPTIONS, IT CAUSED CLOUDS TO RAIN.
(APPLAUSE) AND JOE MADDON, THE CUBS
MANAGER, HE SAID, WELL, YEAH, AS SOON AS YOU SAW HIM TALKING TO
THE PLAYERS DURING THE RAIN DELAY, IF YOU WATCH IT BACK YOU
CAN SEE HIM LIP READ, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT TO WRAP THIS UP BECAUSE
YOU'VE ALL GOT LATE LATE CAPTIONS TO GET IN.
AND THAT WAS IT THEY JUST WENT-- AMAZING.
>> Reggie: INCREDIBLE.
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO SHARE SOME OF THESE FAVORITES WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS LATE LATE CAPTIONS.
>> Reggie: LATE LATE CAPTIONS.
>> James: OKAY.
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM@LLNIKLL ON INSTAGRAM WHO WRITES, PRETTY
MUCH HOW MY PROM NIGHT ENDED.
IF YOUR PROM NIGHTS END WITH LADY GAGA, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM@CARLOS BATIKHA WHO ON INSTAGRAM WROTE
WHEN GAGA CRIME CRIES BECAUSE SHE SAW YOUR LITTLE MONSTER.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANKS, DAD.
I WOULD NEVER REFER TO MY MANHOOD AS A LITTLE MONSTER.
CUZ I CALL IT SPANKENSTEIN.
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM@ANNIE LCOZAK ON TWITTER WHO WROTE THAT
FEELING WHEN YOUR UNCLE GETS TOO DRUNK ON THANKSGIVING.
I LOVE THAT.
I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT FEELING IS LIKE BECAUSE I'M
BRITISH.
WE DON'T HAVE THANKSGIVING.
AND MY UNCLE, IN FACT, UNCLES ARE DRUNK ALL YEAR ROUND.
THIS NEXT ONE CAME FROM@CHASECASANOVA ON
INTRA-- INSTAGRAM WITHOUT WROTE TRAGIC MIKE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S A TRAGEDY.
IT IS, IT IS A TRAGEDY.
THAT THEY CAST CHANNING TATUM IN THAT MOVIE INSTEAD OF ME.
THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM@GISTELNIYK ON INSTAGRAM.
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES WE'VE EVER HAD.
TRUE CAPTION, WROTE, HELLO, I LOVE PAUL SIMON.
BYE.
MOVING ON,@SYDNEYYASMINE GAVE US THIS CAPTION.
WHEN LADY GAGA DOES A BETTER MONOLOGUE IN TWO MINUTES THAN
YOU'VE DONE IN TWO YEARS.
REALLY.
REALLY, SYDNEY YASMINE.
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS SHOW HAS ONLY BEEN ON FOR A YEAR
AND A HALF SO-- WHO IS EMBARRASSED NOW.
AND FINALLY, OF ALL THE CAPTIONS, OF ALL OF THE MILLIONS
OF CAPTIONS WE RECEIVED, THIS CAME, THIS GEM.
SO WE PUT IT OUT AND WE SAY PLEASE, PLEASE CAPTION THIS
PHOTO.
AND THIS CAME FROM INSTAGRAM USER@OMAR UNDERSCORE KM WHO
REALLY NAILED IT, AND THEY JUST WROTE, CAPTION.
(LAUGHTER) I THAT WAS LATE LATE CAPTIONS,
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED.