- Can I touch your boobs for science?
- Yes. - Okay, I've always
just been curious, gotta feel it.
Do you wanna feel mine?
For science. - Oh, science.
- We're doing science right now.
(whimsical music)
Hello (laughs).
Hi!
I'm here to guess who has what plastic surgery,
I believe is what I'm here for?
Oh my god, okay, so I wanna get a nose job.
Get my nose fixed, I would love to get a boob job,
and I would love to get my lips filled.
I was hoping you could get a leg job.
Break them and put a stilt in there
and make myself taller, like in a heartbeat.
Totally would do it, I'd do it all, I'd go crazy.
I'm ready, okay, first person.
- Hi, I'm John. - Okay.
Hello, John. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm gonna judge you now.
Let's see, we got little, no scars here.
Open up wide.
Okay, lift your tongue up.
What do you do for a living?
- I'm in healthcare. - Okay, okay.
You could afford it, okay.
I'm gonna say he hasn't had plastic surgery.
Is that right, am I right on this one?
- I haven't had any plastic surgery, so to speak.
But I have had cosmetic surgery.
- Okay, what was it? - I had the fat
from underneath my chin removed.
- Okay. - I've had Botox.
- Wait, go like this.
Oh my gosh, you don't get wrinkly on your forehead.
- Right. - I should've asked for that.
- Thank you. (people clap)
- Okay. - Okay.
- Turn around for me.
Can I feel your spine? - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, can I touch your boobs for science?
- Yes. - Okay, I've always
just been curious, just gotta feel it.
Do you wanna feel mine?
For science. - Oh, science.
- We're doing science right now.
Oh, yours feel pretty good, just tell me mine feel good.
(woman laughs)
- Yours feel good, you're good, you're good.
- Okay, I'm just gonna go with boob job.
- I got a boob job.
And I also had a vaginoplasty done.
- That's what I'm talking about.
What I'm talking about. (both laugh)
- Four surgeries
since they're making external stuff internal.
It's a lot of pre-work to do, like called a chalsis.
Let's talk about permanent hair removal.
They like fry a hair follicle one at a time
and like remove the dead hair.
So I did 50 hours with that, but--
- Wow. - It's all good.
- Good for you though, yeah, that's awesome!
Yeah, that sounds painful though, I'm like (grunts).
- Hey, cutie. - Okay, first thing is first.
Now, lift your eyebrows up, okay.
I don't think we, it doesn't look
like we have any reconstructive surgery on the face.
I have a feeling you're one of my no plastic surgeries.
Am I right?
No, no, I haven't gotten one (laughs).
- I actually had orthognathic jaw surgery.
So I have had facial reconstruction,
but I've also had my boobs done.
- Oh yeah, I think it's good that I'm doing terrible
'cause that means the surgeons are doing
a really good job, right? - Right, exactly.
- You're doing good, surgeons, keep up the work.
- I like that, so thank you. - Alright.
Hello, what's your name? - I'm Curtis.
- Hello, Curtis. - Nice to meet you.
- Okay, okay, turn around.
Alright. - My butt (laughs).
- Can I touch it? - Yeah.
- No, that just feels like a butt.
You clearly moisturize. - Okay.
- Like a lot, like your skin is--
- Like I look greasy as fuck?
- No, like that's probably like the best skin
I've ever seen in my life. - Okay.
- Okay, you have had lip fillers.
Did I get it right? - You did not.
- Are you a no plastic surgery?
- I have had no plastic surgery.
- See, I should've went with my instinct.
- Would you like your lips to be a little bit bigger?
- Oh heck yeah. - Like right now?
- Yeah. - Do you wanna put
on some lip pumper? - Oh my gosh.
Wait, is it FDA approved? - Probably not.
- Okay. - Try it, here.
- Okay, YOLO. (Curtis laughs)
- Get ready for it.
- Feel like I just ate a jar of jalapenos.
- Like in a good way? - Yeah.
I feel like I'm becoming more beautiful.
Wow, my lips are really burning!
(people laugh) Wow!
When you kiss people, does it like rub off on them?
- Yeah, lick your lips. - No.
I'm not gonna lick my lips.
Who's next? (people clap)
Do my lips look big? - (laughs) Not yet.
- Okay.
I want you to wiggle your butt.
Oh man, that's a good butt, I don't know.
Can I touch that booty? - Sure.
- This is a real butt.
This is a really nice, juicy butt.
The size of your butt, you could've had your breasts
reduced, you had a breast reduction.
- Yes, and they put an implant too.
- Oh, and they put an implant, so I got it half right.
And your butt, your butt's real, right?
- I did a tummy tuck. - Oh, you did a tummy tuck.
- And Lipo, and they transferred the fat to my butt.
- So it's still you. - Yeah, it's still mine.
- It's still your butt, like it came from you.
So that counts, okay. - Yeah.
- Last question, do my lips look bigger now?
- Not yet. - Not yet?
I need more! (man laughs)
This isn't working, okay.
- Thank you. - Okay, no, thank you.
You better watch out who's next 'cause I'm on a roll now.
(woman laughs) Okay, wait a second.
Stick out your tongue, okay, your tongue looks normal.
You might be the prettiest person I've ever seen,
so like, I don't think you should have plastic surgery.
- Should I get anything done? - No, no.
Mommy and daddy did good.
Should I get anything, be honest with me?
It's okay. - No.
I've had plastic surgery. - So you had boobs,
but then, you removed them? - Mhm.
- Oh wow, really? - Mhm.
- Girl, you didn't need to, you are perfect!
I would've told you, "Girl, you don't need that."
You look good. - I know.
- Why'd you remove them though?
- Because I didn't feel like I was myself anymore.
- Mm. - It felt like everybody
was just like staring at your boob.
- I wouldn't mind if people were staring at my boobs more.
I'd be like, dream come true!
- Do you know a lot about what's gonna happen afterwards?
- No, I haven't-- - Outside of the surgery.
- No, I haven't like actually looked into it in detail
because yeah, that would be awhile
before I could afford that, I think.
- So I can tell you that I don't have any fillings
on like one-third of my breasts.
- Mhm. - And some people
lose sensation on their nipples.
- Now, I'm like scared, you're like scaring me.
Okay, well.
Maybe I won't get a boob job. - Yeah.
- Maybe I won't, now, I'm scared.
Okay, girl.
Let's do this. - Let's do it.
- Okay, okay.
I think your boobs are real.
Okay, turn around. (whimsical music)
I don't know, this is a Nicki Minaj butt, I don't know.
(woman laughs)
Okay, this is the biggest booty I've ever seen
in real life, okay.
Oh, dude, is this a fake booty?
This is totally a fake booty.
- Why, why do you think that?
- Because it feels like one of those really nice beds
that you bounce on, like a waterbed.
Shake it, shake it, shake it!
That's a Minaj booty, that's fake, it's fake.
You got a fake booty. - My butt's not fake.
- That's not a fake butt, no! - No, that's not fake.
- No way, that's your real butt?
- Yeah. - What is your diet?
I want that! (people laugh)
- It's natural, you know, you look at the thighs.
Like your thighs, do they rub when you walk?
- Like if I, yeah, no. - That must be nice.
My thighs rub until they bleed
if I don't put like a body butter, Vaseline.
- Man, I can't believe that's real.
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
That's a real butt, okay.
My last contestant, okay, let's see.
Lift up the shirt.
- Lift my shirt up? - Is that okay?
- Yeah. - Lift up the shirt.
- Okay, you don't have any scarring there, okay.
I'm gonna go with you're another,
"I have had no plastic surgery."
(man laughs) Was I right?
- No, I've had plastic surgery.
- No!
- And you even asked me to lift my shirt up.
And you-- - I didn't see it?
- No. - Okay, wait.
Lift up your shirt up again, oh, right here?
- Yeah.
- Wait, what was your plastic surgery?
- I had a double mastectomy. - Oh, I don't what that means.
- So I had like my breasts removed.
- Ow. - Yeah.
- Why?
- 'Cause like I was born a female,
and then, I transitioned to a male.
- Oh really? - Yeah.
- Congratulations, dude, that's awesome!
I had no clue, that's awesome, rad.
Are you gonna do bottom surgery?
- Yeah, I'm in the process right now,
but I have to have a hysterectomy first.
- That's so rad.
I got like one-third correct.
When I think of plastic surgery,
the first thing I think of is like instant beauty.
I don't think of like sex changes or removing,
removing your boobs right away.
I still can't believe that
that booty is real. (people laugh)
I can't believe it.