Hey guys, I just got contacted by the big boss at YouTube, and he said--
Whaaaaaat?
Anyway, he wants each of us to make a PSA and help educate the viewers to make the world a better place.
What do you guys think?
What's a p-saw?
What?
You know, PSA, p-saw.
No.
Don't be ignant, dog. Everybody knows the P is silent.
So it's just "saw"?
No, PSA is not a word. It's an acronym.
What's that?
I'm gonna say it's a type of dog.
No, it means that PSA stands for something.
Right, it stands for "p-saw."
Or do you mean PMS?
No, what? PSA.
So PMS and PSA is like the same thing?
(sighs)
PSA stands for public service announcement.
Thank you, Hanate.
Now please tell them what that means.
Well, in PSA, the P is not silent.
No.
The A is.
Ohhh.
Wait.What?
So it actually sound like deflating balloon.
How is that anything like deflating a balloon?
You know.
Psssssssssssssssssssssss.
All right, show me what you guys got. Who wants to go first?
I'll go.
So I did my PSA on sex.
All right, let's see it.
There are five things you should know before you have sex. First, sex is like cookies.
Protection is your dinner. Your appetite is your life.
Doo-doo is your baby. And toilet paper is your tools. You can't have cookies before dinner.
Or it will ruin your appetite, because then you'll have to make a doodoo.
And you won't have the toilet paper to take care of it.
So in other words, if you don't want to have a baby, then just stop eating.
That was...
Different. Anyway, who wants to go next?
How about you, R-Dizzle?
What?
You ready to go?
Why? Where are we going?
No. Let's see your PSA.
Oh, right.
Uh, yeah, I did mines on, like, everything.
Everything? Okay. Well, that's great. Let's see it.
(rapping) When you do drugs, you will die! If you have sex, you will die! If you don't
recycle, then you will die! You playing with fire. You'll die, die, die!
Are you serious?
What?
You know what? Forget I asked you guys.
I'm just going to take my PSA, because obviously you guys don't take this seriously.
But wait, I never get to show mine.
What? You're gonna yell at us some more?
I forgot my keys.
So this is what I came up with. I know you're a nice guy, but feel free to be honest.
Each year, tens and thousands, tens and thousands, tens and thousands and even hundreds of
children and dogs are being murdered
by themselves due to hunger and starvation
and the cold and terrorists, terrorists, terrorists. Boom.
But with your help, we can give these children our leftovers.
We can give them blankets without holes. We can change their lives
for life. All you have to do is dial a simple number at...
Because together, together, together, we can stop the ending for not living for children and dogs, because all it takes
is just a little bit of this.
Boob. So if you can help us at...
So, what'd you think?
What the (bleep) was that?
Uh-oh.
All this talk about PSA...
I think I just got mine.
Oh, that's okay, because you can use my ShamWoohoo!