- [Pear] Hey, what's up, guys?
It's Pear, most extreme gamer of all time,
and we're gonna play Five Nights at Freddy's 4.
I definitely not scared.
Dude, I've beaten every other Five Nights at Freddy's,
as you may have seen on the rest of the gaming.
Wait, what!
What is that?
Why is there an 8-bit, creepy?
What did he do this time?
I didn't do anything.
I know I beat the game.
You probably didn't think I beat the, you're like,
aw Pear, you didn't beat the game,
but I totally beat the game.
I just, you know.
Just because I didn't get to the end,
doesn't mean that I didn't beat it.
I just, you know, quit cause it was boring.
I didn't mean, well, you know (laughs), okay!
Why am I crying?
What happened?
What's goin' on?
Okay, where do I go?
Oh, don't, don't, don't, these are my friends.
Oh, they're my friends, then why am I crying?
Why am I crying profusely if these are my friends?
Shouldn't I be happy?
I should be happy for friends. (knocking on door)
(yelps) What is it?
Somebody's knocking.
Is that me knocking?
I don't even know.
(Pear groans)
(laughs nervously) Definitely not scared,
definitely not, not creeped out
by Five Nights at Freddy's at all.
Did you see that I did,
on the gaming channel, I did Freddy's nails?
It's so...
not scary and weird that, you know,
now that I did his nails,
I'm okay in his book,
and people aren't gonna try and scare me, ever again.
So it's gonna be fine.
I don't know what to do!
Where do I go?
(stammers) Do I just, is this the game?
I think they took a step downward in Five Nights at Fred,
cause the first three were not like this, so.
And I'm still crying, how many tears do I have,
that I have to--?
(Pear stammers)
Did I hit my groin, what happened?
Why am I?
Tomorrow is another day.
I guess that could be interpreted many way, okay.
Here I am, night one.
I don't know what happened, I'm so confused right now.
That is an adorable, see that, that's good!
That's good, that's good, none of those, like,
little creepy Freddy dolls, just the good stuffed animals.
Okay, I'm gonna run to the door.
See what's out here.
Warning: listen carefully, if you hear breathing, hold it--
Why would I hear brea, oh, my own breathing?
Maybe that's what they're trying to say?
If you do not hear breathing, then use your flashlight.
(groans) Okay, well, I guess then I will
use my flashlight?
(Pear stammers in consternation) Not scared.
Not Scared Pear, that's me, Not Scared Pear.
It even rhymes, the Scared, Not Scared Pear.
Let's see, let's move this over here.
Oh yeah, oh I see, I see, I see.
It's just a hallway.
It probably leads to a really nice place.
Maybe like the family room.
It's got some,
maybe a big screen, flat screen TV,
where you can watch really happy shows,
nothing scary, because those are boring.
And I, you know me, I don't like boring things so,
we're just not gonna go down that hall.
Maybe I can't go down, I don't even know.
We'll just, let's see.
What do I do?
Okay, yeah.
See, it's already 1:00 a.m.!
This game, I've already almost half beat it, so we're good.
Okay, so I'm in the room, lookin' around.
Aw yeah, this is tote, I see, I see, it's kinda like a,
it's got a little bit of the, you know, the previous games
where you gotta kinda watch out in different places,
and make sure there isn't any creepy crawlies.
But it's, I must be at home now.
Freddy try and follow us home?
I don't understand.
I don't know why people make me play these games.
Why do I get chosen to play these games?
Cause I think, personally, they're really, they're boring.
They're definitely not scaring, they're really boring!
So, there's nothin' in the closet, so it's good.
Okay, there's nothin' in the hallway, it's good!
It's good, that's, just keep openin' that up, alright.
I know a lot of you have been sayin', like,
aw, it's so funny to watch these videos
and see Pear get, you know, poop his pants.
I definitely don't poop my pants,
cause I don't even wear pants, guys, I'm a Pear, so hah.
Debunked!
Debunked, I definitely don't, okay, okay, okay,
it was just a, I saw the thing on the ground.
It was just a toy truck with eyes,
which weird!
Inanimate objects with eyes?
Who would ever hear of a thing like that?
That's weird.
I never, naw, we don't do that.
Ooh, okay.
I'm just starin' down this hallway here.
It's fun, it's fun, definitely not creeped out whatsoever.
(groans uncomfortably) Why does this stuff always
have to happen at night?
Like, can't we just hang out in the house at during the day?
Maybe if I, yeah, just I'm gonna flash it really fast,
make it feel like I'm in a dance club.
There we go, yeah, we're dancin', right?
That's how we're gonna do it, so (grunts).
(groans) Okay, so so far, nothin'.
it's already 3:00 a.m., we're halfway done with this night,
cause I think you gotta get to so--
What, what, sticky keys!
Oh, okay, that's, I thought (sighs in relief).
No, I don't want sticky keys!
If I wanted sticky keys, I'd put some superglue
on my keyboard (cackles), jokes!
(moans) Alright, oh, just goin' over here.
Let's go check out this thing again one more time.
Just make sure there's no creepy crawlies in there.
We're good!
Definitely not scared.
Definitely not scared, definitely not scared,
oh God (mumbles), ah I saw that in the corner.
I thought that was, I thought that was somethin' boring.
It is some, I mean, it is somethin' boring (sighs).
Okay, let's go over here.
4:00 a.m., we're almost there, guys!
We're almost, we almost got this first night done with.
This has been, this has been super, super easy so far.
I, yeah, we're good, we're totally--
(old Bonnie roars) (Pear screams)
(crashing noises)
- [Orange] What is going on here?
Aw no, who pooped on the counter?
I am not cleaning this up!
- [Pear] What have you been doin', Freddy?
Freddy, you realize you get worms by eating other people
or things that have tapeworms so,
I know what you're doin', bro!
I got you!
Oh okay, I can squirt this thing here, what is this?
Aw yeah, apparently, that's how you get worms.