I was wondering, if you're not too busy um uh
if you'd be interested in
telling me where the restroom is.
I think you're too late.
Come on I would not have peed my pants.
She nailed it.
Sounds about right.
You forget I did ask you out in real life.
Which couldn't have happened if you didn't live across the hall from her, which couldn't have happened without Sheldon.
Same goes with you guys if Leonard wasn't with Penny she never would've set you up.
Doesn't matter Bernadette still would've been working at the Cheesecake factory, and I still would've been working this beefcake factory.
You would've been all over me.
Well.
Hey Penny, can I take that table.
Sure, why?
The one in the turtleneck is cute.
Open wide, here comes the happy train.
Mmm. Chugga chugga yum yum.
Uh. Hang on, you got a, got a little something.
Never mind.
Oh man. That is so us.
You know maybe you and I wouldn't be together but you wouldn't have done so great yourself.
Why.
Because I know exactly the kind of guy you would've ended up with.
Hey babe.
Hey did you remember to pay the rent.
Better. I used the money to buy these magic beans.
He may be an idiot, but at least he didn't pee himself.
Uh. Hold on.
Oh babe I peed myself.
Huh, me too!
The end.
(RINGTONE)
Hi Sheldon. Everything OK.
No it's not.