Uncle Roger have many virgin niece and nephew
who like anime.
So today Uncle Roger gonna review anime cooking.
Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma.
They're making fancy
- rice dish in this episode. - Here you go!
Let's see how they do.
I have an idea.
Bring a kitchen work table here.
Yes, Milady!
Hmm.
Cooking ingredients?
- Is she the food critic? - What's she up to?
So this girl gonna judge the food?
She's the sexy anime version of Uncle Roger.
Anyone who wishes to withdraw
his application has one minute to do so.
I'm withdrawing!
Why everybody so scared?
What?!
You just, just cooking, just cook.
Why are you all running?!
You don't know who she is?!
Huh? Nope.
Nakiri Erina has the finest palate
known to mankind! A divine tongue!
The God Tongue!
- God Tongue? - Huh?
The God Tongue!
- Uncle Roger got God Tongue also - The God Tongue!
- but I don't just use it on food. - The God Tongue!
No, no. I don't mean dirty like that, niece and nephew.
Uncle Roger also like to use my God Tongue
on Japanese snack
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Uncle Roger just made myself some Genmaicha.
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Let's go back to video.
The God Tongue!
Huh?
Humans typically begin talking
between the ages of one and two.
But her first spoken words, at three months old, were...
Not enough depth of flavour.
What?
What the baby said that?
Not enough depth of flavour.
- That the most annoying baby ever. - Not enough depth of flavour.
Haiya, complaining about your mum's breast milk.
Unlike this baby,
Uncle Roger never complained before
when they tip in my mouth.
Sorry, children.
I can't be bothered to waste my time on such fools.
I believe that clears my schedule for the day?
- This professional food critic. - I believe that clears my schedule for the day?
- Why she dressed like school girl? Why? - I believe that clears my schedule for the day?
That's what real food critic look like.
Middle age, little bit frumpy.
Where got food critic dressed up like school girl?
As long as you use eggs
you can make anything you want.
But…
I just have to get you to say it tastes good, right?
That a cool move.
- Uncle Roger gonna practice that knife move. - I just have to get you to say it tastes good, right?
Next time I film video,
you will see Uncle Roger only got 9 finger left.
This boy…
Erina-sama.
Yukihira Souma.
- Souma, okay. - Yukihira Souma.
His family runs a diner.
The food of the bottom feeders of the culinary world.
Then I'll be happy to...
serve you...
our specialty!
Hand onto your seat,
Examiner Nakiri!
Fire, good.
See.
Even anime cooking, don't use induction stove.
- Spring onion. - Eggs are a fundamental ingredient.
Eggs are a fundamental ingredient.
- How much spring onion you need? - In Japanese, Western,
- How much spring onion you need? - and Chinese cuisine across all culinary genres.
Like he's still chopping.
You listen to background.
Erina-sama tastes egg-based haute cuisine every day.
What will he serve her?
Some kind of broth, okay.
One hand egg crack.
Not bad.
But I have no idea what dish he's working towards.
Beating egg with chopstick, good.
That the Asian way.
Asian people we never use whisk,
whisk is the most useless kitchen appliance.
You put whisk inside drawer.
What happened?
Now the drawer cannot open.
Chopstick won't betray you like that.
- Why so many shots of her skirt? - Yukihira Souma-kun, what are you making?
Is this cooking video or OnlyFans?
What I'm making is the eighth item
on Yukihira Diner's secret menu!
Ice bath, what he making?
Secret menu?
And what manner of elaborate dish would this be?
Rice with seasoning!
- What? - Huh?
Rice with seasoning?
For this, for this food critic?
She got God Tongue.
Cut the crap!
I knew you were a good-for-nothing cook.
What a waste of time.
It's no ordinary seasoning.
What I'm making…
is rice with transforming seasoning!
Transforming seasoning.
- I hope he mean MSG. - Transforming seasoning?
Wait, wait, wait.
Who that creepy guy?
Just hiding in cabinet,
spying on two Japanese school girl.
Haiya, don't hide in carpet
spying on young girl like this.
That's how Uncle Roger got banned from H&M.
All right!
Almost done!
Yukihira Souma...
What dish is he about to serve?
- Everything so dramatic. - What dish is he about to serve?
Everything they do,
suddenly close up of their eyeball.
Why?
Is this an animate thing?
He just chopping vegetable and then suddenly…
No.
It really is ordinary.
In the end, it's still the work of a second-rate cook.
- Second-rate cook? - second-rate cook.
Uncle Roger didn't know Jamie Oliver in this anime also.
Emotional damage.
My palate has been called the God Tongue.
Only the most elaborate and refined
haute cuisine graces my dining table.
How dare he serve something like this to me?
But you haven't seen its true form yet.
What do you mean?
There's something hidden beneath the egg.
Hidden beneath egg?
Who?
The creepy guy, is it?
Well, keep your eyes peeled.
The true value of a rice seasoning
is only revealed when it's served on rice.
Well, then…
Here you go!
Now you're just wasting food.
What? What that square thing?
Is that jello?
Oh, he putting on rice. Okay, okay.
It's melting... from the rice's heat?
And as it melts, it coats the egg.
Huh.
So this is rice with transforming seasoning?
Rice with transforming seasoning.
So even rice can be trans nowadays?
Trans rice is rice.
It looks completely different from before.
- It looks completely different from before? - It looks completely different from before.
- No, it don't. - I wonder what it tastes like.
- It just rice with sauce on it. - It looks completely different from before.
- Are you blind, woman? - It looks completely different from before.
Hand it over!
- Spring onion. - Here you go!
Ohh, he chopped a whole chunk of spring onion earlier
and then just use one handful.
Finally she tasting.
What?
What? Did…
Did she just orgasm?
What, what? She, she coming
from just egg and rice?
What, what gonna happen if she eat ramen?
Her pussy gonna explode?
This, this so unrealistic.
If woman come so easily,
my ex-wife, Auntie Helen would still be with me.
It's aspic, isn't it?
- Aspic. - Bingo!
The cubes are aspic made from chicken wingtips.
Listen, nephew.
Aspic is broth cool down and then make into jello form.
- And by the way, - Aspic.
- Ass pic also Uncle Roger favorite type - Aspic.
- of picture to receive. - Ass pic.
Bingo!
I simmered chicken wingtips with bonito stock,
sake, and light soy sauce,
Chicken wing, bonito and soy sauce
give the broth umami taste.
And sake give it a bit of sweetness.
All very common broth ingredient.
But it's not gonna make woman come.
It's just normal broth.
Uncle Roger 52 year old now.
I never see woman come from soup.
Then finely chopped the aspic
once it cooled and solidified.
When that's sprinkled over hot rice,
the aspic melts
and the gelatinous broth coats the egg soboro.
Ahh.
- So the hot rice melt the aspic. - It's melting... from the rice's heat?
In effect, this aspic is a rich soup
infused with the umami of chicken.
Umami of chicken, good.
The rich flavor and saltiness of this broth...
So he no need MSG for this one,
got cooked umami already.
are enhancing the fluffy egg soboro's subtle sweetness.
With every bite, the fluffy and gelatinous
textures caress the insides of your mouth.
She coming again.
- Haiya. - The melted aspic elevates the egg
to entirely new heights.
This is unlike any dish I've ever eaten.
I can't... accept this.
I just... can't.
Just rice with broth?
This flavor...
It's as if...
Where the feather come from?
- She coming a third now. - I'm being caressed by angel feathers!
I'm being caressed by angel feathers!
- What? - I'm being caressed by angel feathers!
Wait, who, who this creepy baby?
And, and why are they attacking her?
Stop.
- Don't show this to people. - Go away!
- This for children. - Go away!
- No, no. Stop. - Stay away!
- Haiya. - Stay away, I say!
- No, so dirty. - Stop away, I say!
Uncle Roger trying to run family-friendly channel.
This anime supposed to be for children.
How can show this kind of shit?
No!
What? What is this?
I don't want to accept it
but my palate...my body can't help but react.
This not aspic.
This LSD.
I think this guy puts some drug in her food.
Did you just Bill Cosby this woman?
Haiya.
This not egg fried rice.
This egg spiked rice.
This video so dirty.
Uncle Roger has to put my leg down from chair.
It's supposed to be just cooking video.
How, suddenly...
What happening?
Well? What is it?
Yukihira-style rice with seasoning.
Is it delicious or disgusting?
Tell me!
It's...
disgusting!
What?!
- Disgusting? - What?!
- Ya, it disgusting. - What?!
- Correct. This whole video disgusting. - What?!
Niece and nephew don't watch this anime.
It giving you all the wrong idea.
- Now you think it's this easy to please woman? - but my palate...my body can't help but react.
Uncle Roger have many nerdy niece and nephew.
Uncle Roger have many nerd.
Uncle Roger have many virgin.
What's the matter, Hisako?
It looks like you wish to ask me something.
Oh, no, well…
Would you like the privilege of trying my cooking?
What a shameless hussy you are.
Why, why, why so sexual like this?
You just cooking food for her.
- Suddenly got roses and shit. - Would you like the privilege of trying my cooking?
Who coming just from egg and rice?
What gonna happen when you eat ramen?
Your pussy gonna explode?