>> If you're looking at the B roll right next to me and thinking to yourself,
why would anyone do that? Just soak in and enjoy the fact that this is now
a trend, mullets are back baby, mullets are back. I didn't know that mullets actually ever in but
they were in, then people realize that they look ridiculous and then they decided to come back.
Because in 2020, the corona virus has been tragic for a number of different reasons.
One of the less talked about reasons is it made people lose their minds and think
that mullets are okay. They're never okay. They weren't okay back then. They're not okay today,
unless you're trying to be ironic or funny, but if you're doing it seriously,
just reflect on your life choices cuz you're making bad decisions.
So, this is from Vogue. They're arguing the mullets are back and they're hot.
The people are into it. All right, so here's a
beautiful person who has beautiful hair. That texture is wonderful, and they're
ruining it. They're ruining it by cutting it in that weird shape that should not exist.
It should be banned. >> Yeah, I think that the
fact that her hair is so curly makes it harder to read visually as a mullet, but yes, it is
short on the sides that's definitely true. I thought it supposed to be shorter on the
front as well. >> No, well.
>> That was the whole point. >> No, it's the back is supposed
to be long remember. >> No,
I'm sorry. No. >> I thought business
was short. I thought it was like that. >> Yeah, that woman has a mullet.
>> Well, it looked long. >> I see, okay, hold up, let's pause.
See this person, it's different. It's part of her whole
look, it's her thing. So I feel like it's unfair to include her in this conversation.
>> Sure. >> I'm talking about people
like that guy, right? Why would you do that? >> There's other things going on with that.
But the thing that I just feel like so Vogue over an article about this.
>> Yes, it's nonsense. >> It's just the thing they do.
It's like, wouldn't it be cool if it was coming back? Well, how would we know?
Well, because Vogue would write articles about it.
We're Vogue, let's just write an article about it. It's just so manufactured. It's like back in
the day being number one on TRL. And we voted on that. They got money from the company they made
them number one it's so fake that's what they did. >> How dare you make me question my teen years?
>> That's what they did. >> No.
>> Yeah. >> Yoli Christian did by the way?
>> Big mullet is paying people off plan. >> We called it the TRL and wanted he
requested some medal song. >> Cuz that's what he was
in until he say >> Yeah
>> I wanna vote for this medal song and they're like sure bro.
Yeah, we're right on it. We'll put in your vote. Anyway, all right, that's You're right though.
These fashion magazines. >> They need something something
>> They need something so which came first, the chicken or the egg and the real answer is
Vogue tried to make this happen stop trying to make this happen, right?
>> Well, it's not gonna happen. Yeah they can't just do six months of
I don't know dress reasonable, nobody's buying
that magazine. It's gotta be some crazy new thing. >> Is there anything that would make you, let's
say we did a bet on something and if I won the bet you'd have to grow a mullet, would you do it?
>> God, it would not look good. >> I know.
>> I know. That's why I want it. Sure, I guess,
I don't know what the bet would be but it's such a big bet because it's not like
cut your already long hair into a mullet. I have to grow my own torture.
>> Yeah. It takes several, several weeks. It's like you
go leave the aunt. >> Weeks?
>> Yeah, I mean I don't know how >> Take me a year to grow my hair that long.
>> Really? >> To be like six inches in the back
>> You gotta take some prenatals makes that hair grow a lot faster.
>> Does it really? >> Yes, it does.
>> Try to fish oil. Yeah, but then their scales and stuff. Yeah, no, maybe I don't know.
>> Yeah. >> I don't want it.
>> I know. >> We'll see. We got to figure
out if there's anything that we might have conflicting views on so we can make a bet.
But the thing is like your >> Well, we found out today on the show that
you're part of the KHhive. So there's that. >> How?
>> You love and worship Kamala Harris. And you think people are getting fed her?
>> That's right, yes. >> I'm critical of her,
cuz I that distance I'm biased, so that's a difference between us.
>> Maybe I'm the one taking that Clinton cash. >> No, you're taking that Kamala cash.
>> That's right. The Kamala cash. >> It's okay in cash cuz it's Kamala.
>> Yeah clever >> Yeah,
okay. >> We'll
>> We'll do a mullet bet over 2024 Muchin is the nominee or not.
>> That's fascinating. I, she's not gonna be the nominee. But
>> Here's the messed up thing about this though, >> Go.
>> And I would look great but that >> Me? No.
>> Yeah if you kept your hair right like it is right now but shave the side, it would be cool
>> That is not >> That's your fault
>> It's not who I am. >> Would Anna look
good with a mullet? >> It's not my essence
>> It's gonna be. >> I really like femme,
I just, I don't know. I guess I'm boring, because I'm not like edgy in any way, in the way I look.
I don't do edgy haircuts, I don't do edgy makeup, I don't wear edgy clothing.
I really prissy, feminine looks I've always been into that.
>> You're allowed to be. >> Yeah, I'm allowed to
be okay. I'm allowed to not like mullets. >> And it's just a part of who you are, like I
was saying a week or two ago I set trends, I'm not trying to I just do that's just a natural thing.
>> Totally, that's what people say, people are saying that John Iadarola sets trends.
>> Yeah, lots of most or maybe other people too. >> The biggest trends. We need to find
the origins of these trends. >> I feel bad sometimes because I
feel like I've created a fashion whirlwind that the audience has to struggle to keep up with.
Don't try, it's flattering that you tried, but don't try.
>> Did you ever wear jnco pants? >> I have no idea of what you have no idea what
that is? Jnco biloba pants, is that what it is? >> They're good for my brain.
>> More jnco pants. >> I have never heard of that before in my life.
>> So, >> What is the jnco pant?
>> This was, it was very hot in the 90s, they were just these ridiculously big
pants like they were just big pants. >> I had really baggy jeans in the 90s.
>> Not baggy. They're not necessarily baggy, but they're just big, the legs are very wide.
>> That sounds stupid. >> It was.
>> You know what, let's do a video about it coming back
and we'll make it come back like that. >> Let's write an article.
>> An oped. >> And submit it to Vogue, right?
>> Jnco pants >> Jnco pants are making a comeback everybody.
There's no evidence of this. No evidence of it >> And people will read it and they'll be like,
my god, I don't wanna miss out where do I get jnco pants, and they're,
the only place to shop is t.com. >> Big old pants. Why? I don't know,
because there's no point to anything in life, so just wear big pants.
>> Just wear big pants. All right, and I'll read one graphic from this Vogue
article about the mullets. Where they say as the vaccine effort ramps up hairstylist
are reporting that their novelty-starved clients,
emerging from a year in quarantine are eager to embrace the drastic statement making style.
Are they? Which is fast becoming a symbol for the post-apocalyptic.
I can't, this is stupid. >> So I'm gonna talk and I know
>> No this is true, >> Vogue does some
good work. I don't have a problem with team Vogue. I don't have a problem with fascism.
I joke about it but, for a couple of years I hosted trendy or trashy, so no big deal,
but I have some background. I'm an expert. I don't really have a problem with that, and I also, but
the thing I am a little bit of a problem with is the results of the poll, which was run on Twitch.
Would Anna look good with a mullet? >> My God.
>> With 56% of the vote, no, but 44, was it, yes. So that's pretty close.
>> I like both parties to be honest with you, the people who are honest about how
awful mullets are but also the people who think I'm attractive enough to pull one off.
So I love all of you. >> Well.
>> Thank you to the Twitch community. >> Tiempo Dan says I want to see Anna
in jncos and a mullet. >> Can you do both?
>> Of course. >> Just
explode. >> Of course.