♫ La, la, la, laaa! ♫
BONNIE: "Ugh!"
♫ Welcome to Freddy's, please enjoy your stay! ♫
♫ You'll laugh and play the whole day away ♫
Meet the gang!
Freddy!
Foxy!
Chica!
Bonnie too!
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♫ Music | Foxy Loses His Hook!
Written By: Micah Preciado, Zach Belanger
FOXY: *whines*
CHICA: “Awe, Foxy. Why the long face?”
FOXY: “Oh, it’s a travesty…”
CHICA: “Well?”
FOXY: “I lost me hook!!!”
*Gasp*
FOXY: *crying*
FREDDY: “Oh calm down now, Foxy. We’ll help ya!
- Where did you last see it?”
FOXY: *snif snif* "On me hand."
FREDDY: “N-no Foxy…
I mean what PLACE do you last remember seeing it?”
FOXY: “I had it in me pirate’s cove...”
FOXY: “... on me hand.”
ALL 3: "Foxy!"
FREDDY: “Well, since you don’t seem to remember where it is."
FREDDY: "I guess we’re going to have to find you a new hook!"
FREDDY: That shouldn’t be so hard right?”
FOXY: “Aye… I guess so.”
CHICA: “Sweet! Well, what are we all waiting for?"
CHICA: "Let’s split up and see what we can find!”
FOXY: “Uh… What be the purpose of this?”
CHICA: “Um… Well…"
CHICA: "You can use it to eat pizza anytime you want!”
*Splatters*
FOXY: “Argh!!! It’s just not the same!”
*Poke*
FOXY: "AHHHH!"
FREDDY: “Alright, buddy! Try this on for size”
FOXY: "Uh.."
FOXY: ♫ "It's of a merchant's daughter brought up in Callao" ♫ (Loud Feedback)
FOXY: ♫ "Hurrah, me yaller girls, doodle let me go" ♫
FOXY: ♫ "She took me in the parlor and said, "Won't you be my boy?” ♫
FOXY: ♫ "Hurrah, me yaller girls, doodle let me go" ♫
*Crack*
BONNIE: “What are you waiting for, Foxy?”
FOXY: “I can’t go in there! It be the ladies room!”
BONNIE: “Whoops, heheh. Force of habbit.”
...
BONNIE: “Aaaanyways.”
FOXY: “Bonnie, what could possibly be in here that could replace me hook?
BONNIE: “Tada!”
FOXY: “Oh no, there is absolutely no way I am putting that filthy thing on my-”
FOXY: “...hand.”
FOXY: "Woah"
FOXY: "Ugh!"
FOXY: “Bonnie this is way too big for me to lug around all day!”
BONNIE: “Oh don’t worry I’m sure you’ll get used to it-”
*Plunger Suction*
FOXY: "Uh, I think we be trapped in here, Bonnie."
CHICA: “Okay, okay. I know the fork thing didn’t really work"
CHICA: "But this time I’m certain I found a perfect replacement!"
CHICA: "… sorta"
CHICA: "… kinda"
CHICA: "...ish
FOXY: “Wow you’re really filling me with confidence right now, Chica.”
CHICA: “Say hello to your new right hand man!”
FOXY: “Oooh! Perfect!”
CHICA: “Haha! I knew you’d love it-”
*Chomp*
FOXY: “Argh, Chica, thank yee, that-"
FOXY: "Mmm, this be exactly what I needed.”
CHICA: “FOXY WHAT DID YOU DO!?”
FOXY: “What? I was hungry!”
CHICA: “Spit him out!”
*Crash*
CHICA: “This isn’t gonna work out.”
CUPCAKE: *giggles*
FREDDY: “Alright, Foxy. Prepare to be amazed!”
*Clap clap*
*Drumroll*
FREDDY: “Your new and improved hook!”
*Tada!*
FOXY: “Freddy, I don’t know if-”
FREDDY: “Sh… I know what you’re gonna say:"
FREDDY (Imitating Foxy): "'How can this possibly be better than me old hook?
FREDDY (Imitating Foxy): "Argh!'”
FOXY: “What? I don’t speak like tha-"
FREDDY: “Well let me tell you!”
♫ Ad Music ♫
FREDDY: Scissors for cutting loose fur!"
*Cuts*
FOXY: “Ow! It’s artificial you blathering oaf!”
FREDDY: “A measuring stick
FREDDY: - for measuring the fear in your enemy’s heart as he walks the plank!”
FOXY: “Uh…”
FREDDY: “And finally, a switchblade that you can use for swashbuckling your most fiendish foes!”
FOXY: “What about a hook…?”
FREDDY: “Uh, still working out the kinks.”
FREDDY: *nervous chuckle*
...
BONNIE: “Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking.”
FOXY: “Oh God.”
BONNIE: “I have found you-
BONNIE: the most goodified-
BONNIE: spectacularest hook you’ve ever seen!”
FOXY: “Bonnie, I have seen my share of stupidity in my day, but this-”
BONNIE: “Here, try it on!”
FOXY: “Bonnie what does this even do?”
BONNIE: “Watch this!”
*Squeak*
*Squeaking continues* | BONNIE: Hehehe.. oooahhh..
FOXY: *sigh*
FOXY: “Awe…”
CHICA: “Oh Foxy, I’m sorry we couldn’t find you a new hook.”
FREDDY: “Yeah, we’re really sorry, pal.”
BONNIE: “Uhuh, we’re so so sorry, Foxy.”
*All gasp*
FOXY: “Me hook!”
BONNIE: “Huh? You mean my handy coat hanger-
BONNIE: that I found yesterday lyin’ on the stage in pirates… cove…?”
BONNIE: *nervous worried chuckle*
FOXY: "Ah, you know bonnie, all things considered."
FOXY: "Today didn't turn out so bad.
BONNIE: "Ehh"
FOXY: "Aye, get bet to work!"
FOXY: "I want me poop deck lookin' as sparkly as a clam's shell!"
BONNIE: "Uh, aye aye captain!
*Scrubs*
FOXY: "Hehehe"
♫ Outro Music ♫