Wow that was amazing!!!
Even better than the other 27 times we saw it!
I can’t believe it’s closing!
Can’t they get a star to come in and save the show?
MANDY PATINKIN maybe?
Cats isn’t a stunt casting type of show, it’s serious theatre.
Guys, Cats is, “now and forever” it’s not going anywhere.
Yeah, I’m sure it will tour on a SETA tier 6, but I want it to stay here!
No, “now and forever” is the legacy of Cats, its imprint is on our hearts.
Look we have two more weeks to see it, let’s just play the lottery every day.
Happy Broadway Holidays to us!
How am I ever gonna love a show as much as Cats?!
Ohmigod!
Look!
That’s weird, why are there Cats here?
Am I drunk?
Are we drunk?
Oh hey!
Excuse me, Mister Cat Holy balls, are you The Rum Tum Tugger?
I’m your number one fan.
Zombie cats!
Ahhhh!
Let’s get out of here!
It's close to midnight Something evil's lurking from the dark
Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make
it You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between your eyes You're paralyzed
Aren’t I cute?
My show is closing, wanna take me home?
Angels in America is taking over our litterbox!
We need a JOB!
You hear the cats call and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold paws and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes And hope that this is just imagination
Girl but all the while You feel a kitty creeping up behind
You're out of time 'Cause this is thriller
Jellicle night And no one’s gonna save you
From the cats about to strike You know it’s thriller
Jellicle night You’re fighting for your life
Inside a scary Jellicle tonight Night kitty's call
and the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escaping the jaws of the feline
this time They're open wide
This is the Jellicle's night, night Darkness fills the land with awe.
The midnight hour is close at paw.
Kittys crawl in search of work, To terrorize and go berserk.
And whomsoever shall be found, Without the soul for getting down,
Must stand and face the Cats of hell, And rot inside a feline shell.
The feline stench is in your nose, The funk of forty thousand shows,
And killer Cats from every age Are closing in to seal the stage.
As Broadway fights to stay alive All shows will start to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist What unemployed Cats deliver!!!
Mwuahahahahahahaha We’re Cats!