Welcome to the hall of Squidward’s Alter Egos.
Where we celebrate every quirky character of our favorite cephalopod.
Let’s start our tour… here.
[crying]
Go away! We’re mourning!
[crying]
It’s me, Squidward. I’m looking for SpongeBob.
Hi.
How are ya?
[screaming]
SpongeBob, you’re back to your square shape!
Wow! I guess Squidward’s normal look scared me back to my original form.
- Thanks Buddy. You saved my life. - Wonderful weather we’re having, hmm?
It sure is, buddy. It sure is.
[laughing]
Psst! Squidward! Hey, Squidward!
SpongeBob!
Ahem! Why do you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles?
Yes, Your Highness.
[whispering]
[laughing]
SpongeBob!
Hey! I have not instructed you to stop! Now play!
Do tell me the one about the man from Peru again.
Sponge...
Bob?
Hey, wha... what are you doing?
Being evil. Isn't that what you wanted? Aren't you scared? Boo-hoo?
Boo-hoo? Do you expect us to cry?
No, Mr. Bob. I expect you to fry!
[laughing]
Eh, okay, Squidward. Playtime's over. This is getting a little intense here.
Too long have I suffered living between you two ninnies! But now, now as
Doctor Negative, I shall finally exact my exquisite revenge!
[laughing]
See? I just knew he'd make a terrific bad guy. He is really committing.
You did a great job with casting.
What is that porous terror up to now?
Oh no, he's expecting a big family that speaks German!
Uh, German, hello?
Ach! Guten Morgen! Mein Name ist SpongeBob!
Say what?
Guten Morgen! Mein Name ist SpongeBob!
[speaking foreign language]
Uh, please, vould you speaken-zee English, I need za bractize!
Huh? Oh, yeah, I mean, sure, good morning! My name is SpongeBob, what is your name?
Umm... Gerhard.
Well, hello, Gerhard, I used to live here. Just stopped by to visit my old home.
Ach, meine Neptune, uh, now is nein such a good time mit the wife and zuch!
- Wife? Where is she? - Hey, SpongeBob.
She's shy... well, I must be going! Mein wifen calling me for zupper!
She is a fine Gutenchef of Fudenschlop!
Why not stop playing it if it hurts so bad?
We can't stop...
[panting]
Until we break our tie.
Says who?
It's the rule giver.
I ain't never heard of a rule giver.
I prefer "King of Sports," but you can never tell what will catch on
with the small folk.
You're making up a game where SpongeBob and Patrick hurt themselves,
and you won't let them stop?!
I'm just giving the people what they want.
That's pretty low, Squidward, even for you. I'm putting a stop to this.
SpongeBob and Patrick have had enough!
Ow!
See? They're fine. Let the games resume.
Come on, SpongeBob. Take the door and smash my face back!
I can't! It was one thing doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose.
You better hurt me or I'm really gonna hurt you!
Well, okay...
Now don't hold back, SpongeBob. Just really let me have it.
Just remember, Squidward, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.
Uhh... okay, just let me just memori...
Ow! Hey, I wasn't ready!
Would you mind waiting ‘til I...
Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.
Nope. Still too handsome.
It's still not working. Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.
Spo... hang on a sec...
Let me...
uhhhh...
Eeee! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!
Wow! The Mermalair!
These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League
of Super Acquaintances!
Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever!
And you had the best lunch box, too.
Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours!
Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.
Sure! Power's all in the costume!
Why else would we run around in colored undies?
I can think of three good reasons.
The Quickster…with the uncanny ability to run really…quick!
Want to see me run to that mountain and back? You want to see me do it again?
Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!
Krakatoa!
[sizzling]
The Elastic Waistband...able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!
I can finally touch my toes!
And Miss Appear...now you see her... now you don't.
Does this outfit make me look fat?
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