Maryellen San Francisco Amy Morgan San
Francisco soon after I first met David
we planned a road trip together but we
never ended up going because I don't
know life out of the way and in my life
I mean mostly just my inability to stop
working I really just wanted to stay
home and make videos but sounds really
don't now so six months later I booked a
last-minute motel in San Francisco and
the next morning we were packed into my
Prius driving north so yeah here is our
first ever trip together with all its
ups and downs
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they're always open
been tryna get all oh we have in our
minds
he is this an organic Jesus
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crash the car yet
we didn't strangle each other yes hi MTV
and welcome to my crib to star hotel I
think that we booked I think it might be
one store but this date is priceless
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I've seen this in here what we wanted to
walk in again everything is faking it
social media is a lie hotel room tour
he's a plugged in the most important
part of checking into any hotel I'm
tucking this [ __ ] two hours later he
is still yelping what we could eat for
dinner he's created an entire
spreadsheet look at how many tabs this
[ __ ] man says we got palm house
Caribbean Hawaiian we got do you want
let me go up with it eliminate didn't
you already find this
in the video as it does in real life I
didn't have a whole lot of footage from
the rest of the evening because Dave and
I actually got kind of in an argument
that night we were just kind of annoyed
at each other after being in a car for
like eight hours together and we ended
up staying up until like when I am
talking about what was bothering us I
hope that's not over sharing and I'm not
trying to make like a soap opera out of
our relationship but it's so easy to
idealize the couples you see online and
I just want to let you know that we're
real humans too and we have our ups and
downs
mostly outs luckily but either way we
work through them and well being in a
relationship even a good one is hard
freakin work anyways by the morning we
were feeling a bit better and finally
had a chance to explore San Francisco
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no Saturday was a big tourist attraction
day so we first stopped by the Palace of
Fine Arts which has this really cool
like ancient ruin vibe and it's just
frickin gorgeous
I suppose the weird thing about travel
vlog is that when you watch other
people's it's incredibly boring it's
like somebody sitting you down and
showing you like five hundred photos of
the beach you're just like yeah cuz
everybody's seen photos of this stuff or
seeing videos of it but then when you're
actually doing it in person it's like
the most exciting thing you've done all
year
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okay right now we're walking through a
park and David is determined to ride one
of these scoot scooters so he's been
taking the scoot tutorial quiz for the
past 20 minutes what are the best types
of shoes for riding a suit I think it's
definitely Birkenstock
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always in your head
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this is my dog just falling down these
stairs right now we're on Lombard Street
which is this winding street that is
apparently a very big tourist attraction
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rhetoric just like the absolute tourist
hoes that we are we ended up stopping by
Ghiradelli square David and I both
wanted milkshakes so bad but we were
both insanely lactose intolerant and if
we drank them we would contribute to
global warming with the amount we put
out my favorite thing about to be
tourist attractions is that it's always
the exact same food and clothing that
you get in your hometown
except there's just more and it's more
expensive just get some footage of how
many freaking Ghirardelli Square during
Christmas all of them
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it's really interesting
coming back here because this is my
first time here in two years but I used
to come here and think it was like
amazing really interesting coming back
here for the first time in two years
because when I was younger I thought
this was like a really big city and it
was like really intimidating but now
that I've lived in LA for like three
years it's kind of cozy and a small city
I feel like travel becomes a lot less
intimidating as you grow up you feel the
same like I was tethered by parents last
time I traveled here so your mom watches
my videos now you can't say she watched
the sex one
there's kidding next we headed to
Chinatown which has a bit of a special
place in my heart because my
grandparents live close to San Francisco
and when I was younger they picked me to
Chinatown and I think I never
appreciated it properly when I was a kid
and you know what else is a special
place in my heart a baked glazed Chacho
cow I mean and David I suppose he is
both sweet and meaty - okay anyway
moving on here's what we did the next
day
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okay Megan Fox helmet hair flip in 3 2 1
of course I wasn't gonna leave San
Francisco without drifting my lil booty
off so we spent Sunday in haight-ashbury
known for its 70s hippie vibes its first
doors and it's alarming number of
mannequin heads this is the reason I can
never find Levi's 501s in LA they're all
just here so I got a bunch of slip
dresses from the store but this one it's
my absolute favorite it's not you hear
around the box so I think I can get away
with like a little lacy bra underneath
this without seeing local the whole
thing okay I picked up this shirt for
David because I mean you look so
handsome in it because it's skeptical
you think I'm okay these jeans have a
really cool detail on them around the
front I think marble and things that
they're made for somebody seems like 7
feet tall you see the amount of cottage
that's going on here looks like
something that Urban Outfitters would
sell but like in a good way yeah a
little hair underneath this but this is
the coolest jacket kind of torn on this
one because it's so cute but not really
sure it's like an everyday either got
this fish shirt that looks like there's
that you get in an aquarium when you're
like 8 years old actually
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since we're too cheap to buy up all of
the bar we bought hard root beer at
smartin final we are also to teach to
buy up wait how do you do this and now
welcome to how to open a beer bottle
with the shipping crate in the parking
lot behind smart and final because
you're too cheap to buy your own bottle
opener featuring our resident expert in
bro science david sink the teeth into
the plastic and then hit hit like write
that on the bottle or you can just run
blunt-force with like the palm hold like
that hello anything actually
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we spent our final night in San
Francisco at a giant arcade bar that was
built into an old theater yes that is
the most hipster sentence I've ever said
but it was [ __ ] cool don't come for
me now unfortunately they didn't have my
video game of choice animal crossing on
a Nintendo DS Lite so I get to settle
for pac-man and Mortal Kombat which
clearly I am just just killing I'm just
an expert about totally know what's
going on
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this clip I wanted to keep in because
it's just drunk Ashley really really
really wanting Cinnamon Toast Crunch
treats my hotel room and with that the
next morning we were headed back home to
LA here's us getting a little reflective
about our trip because when you have
seven hours in a car to stare at
beautiful scenery and talk what else you
supposed to do
warning the audio is absolutely in this
and we are very hungover at this point
but I thought we had some interesting
thoughts so here you go from your
favorite car cabbages my cabbages how
would you rate our San Francisco trip my
nope
elitist I give this trip five stars on
Yelp and I feel like our relationship
even though we hang out very frequently
something about being in a car together
for seven hours each way I guess like
that kind of more stuff forces you but
allows you and like a first kiss and
like
or they're like more things I learned
about human this trip yeah when you know
something feels like a week old anger is
done covered and like always more things
you could disagree on like thanks for
watching
you guys
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