God, damn it! Alright Spencer, for the last fucking time, where did you hide the bodies?
I told you already, I don't know what you're talking about. You've gotta believe me.
Cut the shit! I know you're the Minneapolis maniac. Admit it!
No, no. Honestly, I'm not. I'm just a janitor, I was working, ok? I was at work!
I'm sure you were. I was working. Yeah, you were working, and I'm Barbara fucking Bush.
Alright, you wanna play hard ball? Ok, we'll play hard ball. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this.
Send in Novak!
Who's Novak?
Fuck.
Steven Spencer, meet sergeant Frank Novak.
I'll leave you to it then?
Hi.
Poor bastard.
So, Novak, is that a Finnish name?
Thank you, thank you. It's great to be back here in Minneapolis.
Who are you talking to?
So, is anyone here a swinger?
I think there's a lot of practical problems with having an open marriage.
You're always leaving clothes at other people's houses.
You don't know whether or not to call the other couple the day after.
I mean, once you've shared your wife with another man,
is that man now also entitled to taking anything he wants from your fridge?
Is this to get me to talk? Cause, that wasn't very funny.
I, myself, am not in an open marriage, I'm in, what you'd call in a jar marriage.
My wife can sleep with whoever she wants, as long as she calls them by my full name during coitus.
Ok, seriously, you kinda suck.
I know, right?
And here's another thing, skiing, I mean hos is it even considered a sport
when the main thing pushing you down the hill is gravity?
Ok, you gotta cut it out, you're giving me a headache.
I know, right?
And here's another thing, what's up with rap music these days?
How is it that every rapper brags about being a millionaire,
just by the law of averages, there should be one or two rappers that are doing financially ok.
I think when you get down to it, it's just easier to rap about champagne and Escalades,
than it is of box of wine and a used Toyota Tercel.
I mean, if you think about it, it's hard to think of a word that rhymes with reverse mortgage.
I don't know, perverse corkage?
Ok, I will give you everything in this right now, if you just, please, stop, ok?
Please, stop.
By the way, is anyone in Gotham city gonna sue Batman for all the concussions he's caused?
Right? He's like if the NFL and Gary Busey had a baby and kept dropping it on its head.
You know what I mean, just dropping it over and over again. You know what I'm saying?
I am an innocent man. Ok? I'm an innocent man! Let me out of here. This guy's crazy!
You know, I actually took Viagra once and it didn't work.
Because my wife immediately changed her mind, right after I took off my shirt.
Seriously, how many protein shakes do I have to drink, until I hit puberty? Right?
I like taking ambien because it's like roofying yourself, you know what I mean?
How much fun oes the terrorist training camp look like?
When you see it on the news they're always on the monkey bars, you know what I'm saying? Right?
I feel like HIV has empowered Magic Jonson, am I right?
Is it true that if you drink a whole bottle of Axe body spray you smell like Carson Daly forever?
You know what I mean? Right? Am I right? When are we gonna name an STD after Courtney Love?
Am I right? That's fun! You now what I'm saying? Right?Am I right? It's funny! It's funny! It's funny, huh?
You know what I'm saying? Right? You know what I'm saying?
I did it, I did it.
Ok, I confess. I did it, it was me.
It was me, ok? I did it.
He's all yours chief. Take him away.
Uhm! Yeah, Frank, we've got a problem.
The Minneapolis maniac is actually in interrogation room 1B.
Interrogation room 1B?
Yeah.
Well, then, who's this guy?
That's Steve, he's our new janitor.
Wow, tough crowd.