I sure am glad that no SCPs have escaped containment today!
What’s that? Hundreds are on the loose at any given time?
And there’s nothing anyone can really do about it?
And 682 knocked over the fridge? With my LUNCH IN IT?
Sigh. Cool, that’s just great. Well, here we go.
Hello horror heads, and welcome back to the scariest channel on YouTube: Top5ScaryVideos!
I’m your horror host, Keegan Hughes, and today we’re taking a look at some more worst-case
scenarios straight out of the Foundation’s files: The Top 5 Scariest SCP Creatures That
Managed to Escape - Part 3! Is it good things or bad things that come
in threes? Because these skips on the loose is definitely bad news.
Before we get started, make sure to give this video a big thumbs up, and subscribe for more
containment crackers! Wicked, let’s get going.
NUMBER FIVE: SCP-993 It’s Bobble the Clown everybody!
Be honest, if you walked in and saw a child watching something that looked like this,
would you think twice about it? Even when he’s menacing a townsperson with
a knife, it looks like good, clean fun. That’s what makes it Bobble so insidious:
he’s out here teaching children some terrible, forbidden knowledge, all while maintaining
the appearance of an innocent mascot! Even if you see red flags while Bobble was
on TV, there wouldn’t be any way for you to detect it.
Unless you’re under 10, which I genuinely hope none of our viewers are, based on some
of the stuff we discuss here. Bobble is only viewable by kids 9 and under.
Anyone else with eyes on the screen will blackout for the duration of the program.
And not the fun, headache-inducing kind of blackout either. I’m talking about the scary
WHAT JUST HAPPENED kind. Nobody at the Foundation has been able to
directly view an episode of Bobble the Clown, and as such has interviewed a variety of young
children about the program. The results are worrying.
Kids will describe the show teaching them how to do violent and morally reprehensible
things. In the episode titled Bobble’s Kitchen Surprise,
the animated clown teaches kids to kidnap people, then skin, gut, and cook them.
Another episode, called Bobble’s Sneaky Saturday, has him explain to the kids how
to remain unseen in crowded places, before he follows a woman to her home and kills her
with a butcher’s knife. He even discusses how to cause containment
breaches and murder researchers at the Foundation. Not the wholesome, education entertainment
that most parents want their children consuming. Still better than Elsa and Spiderman videos,
and mystery egg unboxings though. NUMBER FOUR: SCP-990
The future is scary. Keep that in mind as I describe this dream-prophet.
Foundation members are the only people who seem to be aware of 990’s existence.
Nobody else in the world has reported dreams involving this future-sighted fellow.
He’s a human male dressed in a Cold War era suit who only appears in dreams.
Never sighted in real life, he shows up with prophetic visions of the soon-to-be.
When he appears in a dream, he’ll bring news of upcoming end-of-world scenarios that
the Foundation can stop. The first recorded instance of this happening
involved an agent who slept for 40 hours straight, only to awaken in a highly agitated state,
rambling about the end of the world. He had foreseen a series of events leading
to several tactical nukes being launched, resulting in the extermination of 98% of the
human race and a total collapse of human society. By relaying this info to an MTF, they were
able to eliminate the initial threat that was going to begin the chain reaction.
Unfortunately, this agent died of shock-like symptoms following this outburst.
990 doesn’t just predict doomsday, either. He is also capable of foreseeing the deaths
of doctors and researchers, and even clued the Foundation into a highly dangerous SCP
that they had yet to contain. 990 only appears when he wants to appear though,
and nobody has been successful in contacting him outside of a random dream.
Where is he getting this info? Why does he feel compelled to let the Foundation know?
Is there something sinister going on that we don’t know about?
Only time will tell. Or maybe, just maybe, 990 will.
NUMBER THREE: SCP-1504 For all of the complaining that this entity
does, I would love to have the anomalous abilities that he possesses.
Firstly, he’s unkillable. Like, nothing anyone can do will kill this
man. Even self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the
head won’t cause any lasting damage. Secondly, he’s always going to be reported
as unremarkable. He doesn’t stand out in a crowd, nobody
pays any particular attention to him. After putting myself in front of millions
of people on the internet, that sounds like a relaxing time.
The final odd skill he has is the most interesting: anything that 1504 does will be percieved
by surrounding individuals as being totally normal under the circumstances.
He can attack people, and they will believe that circumstance or their own doing has hurt
them. He can say and do whatever he pleases, and
people will react as if he was just sitting there normally.
Once, he punched a Foundation doctor in the nose, only to have the doctor excuse themselves
for having an unexpected nosebleed. Imagine the freedom! You could walk around
taking whatever you want from stores, strolling through restricted areas, burping, farting,
scratching yourself in public. A dream come true, to be honest.
Of course, our pal really doesn’t want to just chill and be cool.
Nope, he wants to cause containment breaches and nuclear device detonations.
Great work, dude. He hates his life, as nobody really hears
what he’s saying. This has led him down a very sad and violent
path. The scariest thing about him is that you could
be interacting with him at any time, and he could be messing you up big time.
He could be causing all those awful things going on around you.
He could kill your family right before your eyes, and you wouldn’t know it was him.
NUMBER TWO: SCP-1838 Red Bear Bob’s Food Truck Food is the only
food I wanna eat! This delicious SCP is a food truck that appears
near pro football games around 18-36 hours ahead of kickoff.
It’s a pretty standard looking food truck, usually run by two instances that we’ll
call 1838-1 from now on. These folks are always changing, with no discernable
pattern when it comes to age, ethnicity, gender, etc.
Forget asking them about themselves though, they’re very secretive.
Bob’s food truck tends to sling standard fare, like burgers, fries, hot dogs, chicken,
and pop. This food, now known as 1838-2, is anomalously
delicious. So much so that anyone who eats it will turn
down any and all other food. They’ll also express a deep desire to continue
eating Bob’s Burgers. Gimme the Cauliflower’s Cumin From Inside
the House Burger with cauliflower and cumin. Foundation agents do their best to prevent
this food being served, as people who eat it will likely starve afterwards.
This has led to confrontations known as Lyssa events.
Unprovoked violence against 1838-1 will cause one of these events as well, in which a seemingly
unlimited number of food truck employees will exit the truck, wielding tire irons, crow
bars, baseball bats, fire axes, and more. This will only stop when the responsible party
is justly terminated. Gotta love food truck gang violence.
If you sneak in through the door these folks are coming from, you’ll find yourself in
an elevator. That elevator leads to a huge room, full of
suspended walkways. In this room, you can meet Bob.
Bob is a very perfect person. He makes everyone want to be Bob.
There have also been sightings of ads for a Red Bear Bob’s General Department Store,
which sounds like an anomalous Trader Joes. Equal parts of me want that and don’t want
that. NUMBER ONE: SCP-2901
If you’re familiar with the SCP-1000 bigfoot story, this will be of similar interest.
A well-known cryptid cover story for something much more sinister, and potentially unstoppable.
Most people believe that 2901 is a species of nocturnal carnivorous scavengers that look
like big moths. This is technically a true description.
They can move through space time freely, meaning levitation, flight, and teleportation are
all on the table. Despite this, they are still susceptible to
conventional weapons. Our light-following friends are also able
to emit acoustic cancellation fields around them, probably meant to aid stealth.
Agents have been told to stand their ground if confronted with one, as running away will
only provoke them to chase you. Making threat displays is encouraged, and
if you do need to fight, make sure you’re not making physical contact.
Containment is basically impossible, given their space-time abilities, so the Foundation
has settled on quelling civilian suspicion. They’ve planted stories across all types
of media, from doctored photos, to semi-realistic art, to falsified eyewitness testimonies,
to documentaries. You’ve probably seen some of this stuff
before: it all correlates with the West Virginia Mothman!
Of course, this isn’t the whole story. These cover stories and Mothman tales are
all meant to control information making it to the public.
You see, for 2901 to maintain stable physical mass, approximately 75% of the human population
within 500km needs to be congruent on a singular concept of what it is and does.
If this wasn’t the case, they could essentially run around doing anything.
At one point they were highly unstable, capable of producing localized CK-class scenarios
at random. If we keep them as Mothmen, and keep the legend
alive, it becomes much more manageable and docile.
So in the spirit of keeping the world the way it is, Long Live Mothman!
OUTRO I’m not saying it’s a bad thing that all
of these creatures are running free, but I’m also not saying that it’s good.
The Foundation has come up with some halfway decent strategies to mitigate harm, but it’s
still a wild, wild world out there. What do you think?
What’s your favourite escapee SCP? If you were on death row, what would your
last meal be? Make sure you let me know down in the comments!
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provider and that’s the kind of stuff I’d see from domain squatters and the… least
savvy of our customers.” It’s true! Apparently somebody already owned
fear.com at the time, and wouldn’t give it up. It was a survey-site asking people
about their fears, but I think it’s down now.
Mathieu Leader says “they dropped the ball on this one the filmmakers they did”
Yoda? Is that you? Have you come back from the dead to chirp filmmakers?
Jose Ortega says “I would never call for Keegan’s head.”
I’m glad one person doesn’t want me dead. Frank S says “Yet those cowards in Hollywood
won’t make Pooty Tang 2!” Someday! Keep fighting the good fight, Frank.
That’s all the time we have for today! Before I juggle some test tubes full of anthrax,
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Thanks for watching, and I’ll see you next time.