hey y'all welcome back i'm mama dr jones
a board certified ob gyn a month four
and today we need a laugh it's been a
rough week and i needed to do something
a little bit light so today we are going
through a saturday night live parody
compilation of feminine product skits
some of them are funny some of them are
cringy and all of them
uh
are in this video i don't know what i'm
talking about let's jump into the video
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jump cuts nbc decided to completely
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rework it enough to where they wouldn't
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upload it
i wanted a birth control that takes a
limo not the city bus that's why we
chose
noober bling
the discreet yet diamond encrusted ring
that inserts neatly into the vagina i
love the name i want to know how it gets
in there and how you keep it clean
that's as sexy as you are then why not
reach for nuvo blade
nuva bling provides a continuous low
dose of water i love that they also used
actual medication names they have nuvo
bling and idonigestrol which is a type
of progestin and ethanol estradiol which
is a type of estrogen which is actually
what would be in a nuvaring and a mega
dose of fat boosh it's pizzazz that
slides right up into my church
bling is 70 effective at preventing
pregnancy and 100 effective and getting
death swag on look at all the little
sperm and their happy faces oh my gosh i
don't know what's wrong with this one
but
he needs to have that checked out plus
you can customize new bling by adding
your own fierce and glamorous charms and
instead of throwing new wobbling away
each month you can reuse it as jewelry
did you get those earrings at tiffany's
that is so funny in residency we had all
of these fake iuds and we actually made
them into jewelry like with little
earring clips and stuff and we used them
for like stupid parties or halloween or
whatever
close i got them from my vagina
so wow up that wound lamb up that clam
and shine up that gin
say goodbye to the same old birth
control with nuva bling and yeah it does
hurt
oh my gosh this is really what
maneuvering commercials are like i'm
sorry new friend
i love the bell it's so complicated i
love the snaps
this one's a classic the next big thing
so although that is funny and i'm very
glad that we have innovative products
since then the sanitary belt was
actually a very revolutionary product at
the time and it gave people a lot more
freedom it was actually invented and
patented in 1956 by an african-american
inventor named mary beatrice davidson
kenner and it was extremely innovative
and important for the time because it
gave people a ton of freedom that they
didn't have before because the pads
would actually stay in place instead of
having a menstrual rag that moved around
unfortunately when she initially
presented this to a company they loved
it and then ended up turning it down
because she was black obviously she went
on to be able to market that but it was
a big problem so i think this is an
important tidbit of history that people
should know mary kenner really
revolutionized how people were able to
function while they were on their period
thousands of women are discovering the
next generation of freshness with wumba
the first fully automated completely
robotic feminine hygiene product
oh my god i'm horrified that is
terrifying i love my roomba it is the
best thing i've ever spent money on i
somehow think i would not enjoy a womba
it cannot be turned off
you can just be assaulted by your womba
at any moment no worries new annual
extends the time between your period by
11 months each annual pack has 44 weeks
of active pills okay i think there's
actually a birth control called annual
no apparently not just an snl skin
instead of the usual three keeping you
on a constant stream of hormones so your
time of the month can be just once a
year
that's all i have time for
this must be before
continuous use contraception was widely
done because this is like
not even that funny because
you could do that most people would not
be able to go that long without a period
because they'd end up having
breakthrough bleeding but if you're on
continuous peels and you're not having
bleeding it's completely safe to
continue taking them
aoi inhibitors or if your occupation
requires you to operate heavy machinery
do not take annual if you plan to ever
become pregnant as it may turn your baby
into a fire monster in the days of
laundry period you may develop a
leathery tail and you all may cause you
to develop a second vagina notify
authorities around town when your period
is imminent as they may want to
incarcerate you preemptively like a wolf
man you can't develop it from a birth
control pill but there are people who
have two vaginas in
a situation where they have an mrkh
defect or a mullerian abnormality and
they can have a duplicated uterus which
we've discussed but in rare situations
you can also have a duplicated vagina
most of the time it's duplicated to like
two-thirds the top two-thirds because
that is functionally like
embryologically when you develop it
develops from a different place than the
lower third of the vagina so you usually
can't tell from the outside and most
people when they first start having
intercourse or anything in the vagina
they will develop one that is like the
dominant side and they may go their
whole life without even knowing that
there was another side in there that
they didn't know about
once a year period
oh that's a play on words i just got
that
shut up
i love that they use actual medications
in these from the makers of summer's eve
comes autumn's eve pumpkin spice douche
the first intimate care wash with all
the bold spicy flavors of fall that warm
inviting scent that reminds you of your
mom
i hate it as much as i hate actual
summer's eve
thanks to autumn and eve now my personal
area can smell like thanksgiving all
season long
that visual
is horrible
autumn z
from the makers of st patrick's eve
shamrock douche
and christmas eve peppermint douche
i didn't know that's where that
commercial was going and now i will
never drink a pumpkin spice latte again
i hope you got a laugh i hope you
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