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nobody bakes you cookies bandages your
screen knees or seems you to sleep quite
like good old mom and because it's
Mother's Day soon we figured this would
be a great time to honor 10 awesome moms
who don't exist but we really do it's
worse moms what did you say to me it's
just stuff same force mom oh the
opposite of what it is so deep hey I'm
never speak for screwattack's top 10
worst mom's number if there's one
important part of parenting in the event
of a zombie apocalypse it's knowing
where your kids are at all time
seriously how is this not just built
into our DNA
Laurie Grimes of The Walking Dead must
have missed the memo because from the
start of season 1 she's been losing
track of Carl over and over and over and
over again frankly the kids just lucky
that he wasn't eaten with how many times
Laurie's left him without a weapon she
actually tried to take a gun away from
Carl when everyone finally realized that
maybe just maybe him having a weapon
could save of life to be honest the
problem isn't just that Laurie's
absent-minded it's that she keeps trying
to dump the responsibility for Carl onto
everyone else
scuse me could you watch Carl for a
second
yes sir Laurie where are you going oh
nothing really it's gonna go have sex
and what I'm giving birth I'm gonna die
but all you guys have to take your two
kids you hit her mother of the year
everyone number nine when Laurie's son
wants to go venturing off into a world
inhabited by monsters she doesn't want
Carl to do that but in Delia Ketchum's
world of monsters she's a little bit too
eager for her son to leave the house
parents when your ten year old tells you
he wants to set out on his own in the
world to go catch monsters natella no
but for Delia it's almost as if she
wanted ash out of the way so she could
live her life free of being a single
parent making her more appealing lover
to a famous vocal professor what are you
doing here
[Music]
tired surprised to see me - mom welcome
you to her here we'll explain that later
we'll explain explain that later or
maybe she really does like gardening
I don't wanted to do in addition she
knowingly allows has to square off
against the terrorist group Team Rocket
and she's just fine with it and on top
of it all she ended up replacing ash
with a mister mine named mighty it is
really creepy and weird
number date and your mother is a
homicidal planet eating monster factory
from outer space she's gonna make a list
Jenova from the world of final fantasy
is the mother of everyone's favorite boy
band wannabe Sephiroth as a part of
project Genova saffron's receives his
mother cells as an infant and became a
born and bred super soldier what the
family tree gets a lot weirder from
there because cloud is a failed clone of
Sephiroth so that makes him like her
that son kind of mmm but that means
every time you were chasing after your
brother saffron he was sending her mom's
body parts after you to beat you and
your friends up and she was cool with
that as a parents you're not supposed to
pick favorites and we get it set boss is
like everything is terrifying monster
wants in a son but you've got this spiky
haired kid over here riding motorcycles
and hanging out with a rough crowd I
think he just needs a hug from his mom
they kept bugging missing tonight number
7 so we all know that General Zod and
his lackeys were banished to the Phantom
Zone for being douches what you may not
know is that while in prison Ursa and
Zod did the hanky-panky to make a shadow
zone baby names lures odd Lord didn't
lead much of a charmed life spending his
early years being abused by his
villainous mother and eventually being
used as a means to help her escape
yep Ursa gave birth to adore but by the
time Ursa arrived on earth more Zod had
become adopted by the very people she
hated most Louis and Clark Kent
they were great parents until immuno
Lomb had to take that away from him too
by walking Superman in the Phantom Zone
and beating up Lois right in front of
her own son
when Lex Luthor figured out a way to
have the phantom zone suck up all the
escaped inmates the supersets unhappily
sacrifice himself in order to help put
his deadbeat mom back behind bars so you
know if that's any indication of how
terrible eartha was as a mother number
six
surprising abso-freaking-lutely no.1 one
of the worst moms out there is the
leader of Isis no no no no bring up the
bring the other one the other one from
our church thank you yeah that it's
sterling Archer's mother Malory
okay so Malory Archer gave birth to her
son in a bar which honestly tells you
everything you need to know about her
but it gets worse see Malory was deep in
the spy game when Sterling came around
so she abandoned her newborn to the
bartender for the next five years and
even when she did come around and kind
of went like this I don't have a mother
and if I did I hate her listen nobody
said that running a spy agency and
raising a child would be easy but come
on Lady
like let's face it Woodhouse was a much
better parent anyway I think if you say
that
Darth to her you may want to praise
yourself with the rest of this list
what the hell number five
mystique easily one of our favorite
anti-heroes but not one of our favorite
mom wife she has gone to abandon her
little offspring at each time karma has
come back to collect first you have the
tragic Kurt von nur aka Nightcrawler
when the skete got it on with Azazel and
gave birth to a demon baby
the townspeople wanted none of that so
mystique through her own baby off a
friggin waterfall the only thing that
might somehow be worse is great and
Creed who came from a fling with
Sabretooth but unlike his parents
Graydon was not born a meet a fact that
mystique hated so much and she abandoned
him as well
when Graydon grew up and learned the
truth he became a leader of various
organizations which all promoted mutant
genocide until mystique traveled back in
time to assassinate her own son and
there was at one time she adopted Rhodes
but don't even get me started on that
number four it's a mother's job to raise
her child and protect them from harm
however it's also their job to let the
kid learn a few lessons on their own and
give them a realistic idea of what the
world's like Norma Bates is the
embodiment of overprotective selfish
coddling that in her case not only
creates a serial killer but also keeps
him on the streets
Norma's own need for Norman in her life
leads Norman down the path of mental
illness to a point that is just
sickening she spent years telling Norman
that they were the same person and that
they only needed each other which
created the psychotic personality that
Norman taps into whenever it's murder
time Norma is extremely jealous and
tries to destroy any meaningful
relationships that Norman creates even
after her own death and if you learn
nothing else about the Bates family just
realized that one of the most
recognizable murder scenes in movie
history is thanks to Norma's terrible
parenting number three
look it's tough to be a kid sometimes we
all get that you only get to do whatever
it is your parents let you do and let's
face it that's pretty late so the desire
for Coraline Jones to escape to another
world is completely understandable but
when that world is comprised of button
eyed monsters like other mother I I
think you might need a better escape
there Coraline sure it feels like home
away from home complete with perfect
dinners bedtime stories and a movie
theater filled with dogs what is this
movie but it's not what you think
Coraline in fact it's anything but
perfect as I'm pretty sure other mother
is just fattening you up to be eaten
this other mother is an interdimensional
being known as the beldam who's been
eating children's souls since the early
1800s she lures kids into the other
world using dolls and then sells buttons
into their eyes so all things considered
of having some lame parents maybe maybe
not that bad after all
number two speaking of monsters queen of
the iron throne and ruler of Westeros
for now Cersei Lannister is one of the
worst when it comes to parenting her
children but before we run down the list
of her transgressions there will be
spoilers I'm not gonna give this video
skip to the timecode did you see right
now if you don't want game Thrones
spoilers okay you're warned you first up
you know things are off to a weird start
when your kids are the product of incest
second she's Joffrey's mom
Joffrey arguably one of the most
heartless creatures to inhabit the
universe who's bad parenting leads to an
untimely death and third she allowed her
daughter mears Ella to be traded as
political leverage which also led to her
death and finally there's baby Tommen
who eventually assumes his rightful
place on the throne as the last
Baratheon but his rule is short-lived
when his queen is blown up by Cersei and
then he decides to take his own life
it's gonna be a good day ladies and
gentlemen a good day indeed when Cersei
Lannister dies I hope the nearest rise a
frigging dragon up to her bedroom and
tour
Circe and her sweet but like slowly
rotisserie style you know she like she
feels it a lot it's number one so many
messed up things from AA rahi ocher Yuen
is the main antagonist of killa kill and
is easily tho worse mother in this
top-10
well for starters she manipulated one of
her daughters and in trying to help her
take over the world
exiled another daughter after killing
that girl's father but those things can
easily be overlooked compared to the
worst thing the real reason Raji o is on
this list is because she crosses a line
that no other mother on this list would
dare approach not even Cersei and that's
because on more than one occasion I'm
just going to say it ragi ou would
fondle and sexually assault her own
daughters that's messed up man I don't
want to watch that I don't even want to
think about that in fact I'm glad I'm to
safely inside this voiceover booth so I
can talk about this horrible act without
having to look at it myself but I
suppose we can all find at least a
little bit of Solace with the knowledge
that raggio committed seppuku when her
daughter's defeated her in the end and
after all she's done I say good riddance
our secret number 11 is Kate McCallister
from home alone cuz when the whole
family is getting into vans cream and
sit next to me no it's next to me are
you gonna forget one of them before
heading to the airport
I knew she did this not once but twice
oh and look at how taciturn now wow
thanks for never forgetting me mom I
love you