- Can you introduce me?
- And now introducing Maya's bag.
- Hey, welcome to my highly anticipated
and most requested video,
So many of you guys have been asking, so.
- Who's been asking?
- The people.
So this is my bag, it's like a little backpack.
I like to call her pack-pack
because I had a friend in the third grade
who pronounced backpack as pack-pack
and I also made her laugh so hard once
that she peed her pants.
So anyway, (both laugh)
the first thing is a dirty-ass beauty blender.
It still has a lot of makeup on it
'cause I heard from different beauty gurus
that you're supposed to have a little makeup in it
so that you can touch up throughout the day.
- Do you not put that in like a plastic bag
or is it just rolling in your bag?
- No, I just drop it in there and take it out.
- You should probably put it in a plastic bag. (laughs)
Think of all like the dirt you have
at the bottom of your bag
that you're now putting on your face. (laughs)
- It's probably the reason why I have pimples.
Aw, I just grabbed this.
I have a Polaroid picture of me and Curly-
- Aw. - At my 24th birthday
and this is Curly sleeping at my 25th birthday.
- (laughs) So funny.
- I not only carry photos of you,
but I have photos of Pero Like
'cause people are like where do you work,
and I'm like.
- Why do you have the biggest photo
of Pero Like in your bag, it's like a portrait.
- 'Cause I love them.
- You're like an abuelita already.
- I have a lint roller.
- That doesn't even belong to you. (laughs)
- Yes, it does.
- Isn't that my lint roller?
- This is mine, look how tiny it is.
- Oh, I have the bigger one that you use anyway.
- You see what he does to me every single day.
- You still use mine.
- Oh, no, this is yours, look how hairy it is.
- That's your hair.
- How gross is your life. (Curly laughs)
I have a big ass bottle of tajín.
Not sponsored.
It's actually expired, I looked at it the other day.
You asked me to use it and I was like,
'Yeah, for sure, use it,' and I'm like, 'It's expired.'
(laughs)
Take it, grab it.
- I'm gonna need a camera-
- Be gone, demon! (Curly laughs)
The next item out of my bag is is my Jasmine tiara.
Do I even need to explain? I'm a pr-
- Yes, you do. (laughs)
- The next two items out of my bag are these sprays.
One is a protection spray and one is a bitch be gone spray.
Her name is Readings by Vida and she made these sprays.
I spray these every morning because
there are some bitches that try to get you, right.
- (laughs) Right.
- Oh, this one's a big, big one.
It is my, oh, it's heavy, my pride!
- [Curly] Oh-oh. - Oh.
She has gotten me into a lot of trouble, haven't you?
You're a little feisty.
- Alright, here I am roll sound for...
What the goncha is going on, who are you?
Who is he? You replaced me?
- You said that you had an appointment at the foot doctor
so I asked Curly to help me.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, well, I mean, you could stay if you want.
- No, I'm not gonna stay where I'm obviously not wanted.
- Okay, bye.
- I mean I'll see you for a little bit
just to see if he's doing stuff right.
Did you push it?
- Yeah, I pushed it, we're good.
- Oh, yeah, sounds good to me.
- You're not even plugged in to anything.
- The last item that I have in my bag
is very special and important and it is love.
Who wants some hot and fresh love? (laughs)
Straight from the bakery of my heart.
You, you, no?
Well, you know what they say,
you gotta love yourself more than you love everybody else
so you can't give out all your love, unless you want some?
- That's really sad.
- Comment below if you would like my love.
- So do you roll sound often?
Your shoulder looks really pretty from this angle.
Feels good too.
- Oh, we're rolling right now.
- Oh, rolling sound.
Rolling.
Good call.
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