♪♪
[audience cheering]
Bad news, Butch!
That bike's about to blow.
But--
Bike!
[slap] [water spitting]
Boo.
Wait, Bobby Bishop blabbed about us being backstabbers?
Bingo, said you stole the big black-backed blank bank book.
The big black-backed blank bank book?
Yes, by the computer bank that goes "bleep bloop, bleep bloop."
We didn't steal the big black back bank bleep bloop--
[buzzer]
[audience clapping]
Bad news, Butch!
That bike's about to blow.
But--
Bike!
[buzzer] [audience laughing]
Bad news,
That bike's about to blow.
Bike!
[buzzer]
[audience laughing]
Bad news, Butch!
That bike's about to blow.
Bike!
[slap] [water spitting]
Boo...
Billy Bishop blabbed about us being backstabbers?
Yes, said you stole the big black-backed blank bank book.
The big black-backed blank bank book?
Yes, by the computer bank that goes "bleep bloop, bleep bloop."
We didn't steal the big black-backed blank bank book,
we stole the big blue-backed blank bank book.
Billy Bishop's 'bout to get beat with a BAT.
[audience cheering]
Now, bad Bobby Brown wants both you boys
buried for betrayal, and Bobby Brown built a bike bomb.
Bad Bobby Brown browned a bomb to a bike?
Yea--yeah, if the bike goes slow, the bike will--
No!!
[audience laughing]
I require another!
Bad news, Butch!
That bike's about to blow.
But--
Bike!
[water spitting]
Boo...
Billy Bishop blabbed about us being backstabbers?
Bingo, said you stole the big black-backed blank bank book.
The big, black-backed blank bank book?
Yes, by the computer bank that goes "bleep bloop, bleep bloop."
We didn't steal the big black-backed blank bank book,
we stole the big blue-backed blank bank book.
Billy Bishop's 'bout to get beat with a bat.
Now bad Bobby Brown wants both you boys
buried for betrayal, and Bobby Brown built a bike bomb.
Bad Bobby Brown bound a bomb to a bike?
Better believe, if the bike goes slow,
the bike will blow.
Bike!
[slap]
[audience laughing and clapping]
My booty's bruised bad.
You may have heard bad Bobby Brown botches bike bombs.
Boy, you best not bet he botched a bomb
beneath my bum.
Mallory:
[water spitting] Bless you!
Back up, boys.
Oh, bad Bobby Brown bluffed bad.
There is no big black-backed bleh--bank book--
dang it, dang it,
I'm so sorry!
Bad news, Butch!
That bike's about to blow.
But--
Bike!
[whimper of pain]
[water spitting]
Boo...
Billy Bishop blabbed about us being backstabbers?
Bingo, said you stole the big black-backed blank bank book.
The big black-backed blank bank book?
Yes, by the computer bank that goes "bleep bloop, bleep bloop."
We didn't steal the big black-backed blank bank book,
we stole the big blue-backed blank bank book.
Matt:
Billy Bishop's about to get beat with a bat.
[audience laughing]
Now, bad Bobby Brown wants both you boys
buried for betrayal, and Bobby Brown built a bike bomb.
But--
Bike!
We're gonna take it!
[audience laughing]
[spitting]
My booty's bruised bad.
You may have heard bad Bobby Brown botches bike bombs.
Boy, you best not bet he botched a bomb
beneath my bum.
Mallory:
[water spitting] Bless you!
Back up, boys.
Oh boy, bad Bobby Brown bluffed bad.
There is no big black-backed black bank book.
Matt: [high pitched]
[fast breathing] And this isn't a bomb, blessedly,
it's just a big blue bucket of blue blueberries.
Badda bing, badda boom!
Well--
A big blue bucket of blue blueberries?
Well, seems Billy Bishop blabbing about Butch
backstabbing bad Bobby Brown
by stealing his big black-backed blank bank book backfired,
and Bobby Brown built a bike bomb with a blig boo bucket
of bl--oh my gosh.
[buzzer]
[audience cheering and laughing]
Nightmare!
Okay.
Everybody
Bad news, Butch!
That bike's about to blow.
Bike!
[water spitting]
[audience laughing]
[water spitting]
[laughing]
Billy Bishop blabbed about us being backstabbers?
Bingo, said you stole the big black-backed blank bank book.
The big, black-backed blank bank book?
Yes, by the computer bank that goes "bleep bloop, bleep bloop."
We didn't steal the big black-backed blank bank book,
we stole the big blue-backed blank bank book.
Billy Bishop's 'bout to get beat with a bat.
Now bad Bobby Brown wants both you boys
buried for betrayal, and Bobby Brown built a bike bomb.
Bobby Brown bound a bomb to a bike?
Yes, if the bike goes slow, the bike will blow.
Bike!
[slap]
[audience laughing]
[water spitting]
[audience cheering]
My booty's bruised bad, but it feels better now.
[audience laughing]
You may have heard bad Bobby Brown botches bike bombs.
Boy, you best not bet he botched a bomb
beneath my bum.
Mallory:
[water spitting] Bless you!
Mallory:
Oh boy, bad Bobby Brown bluffed bad.
There is no big black-backed blank bank book,
and this isn't a bomb, blessedly,
it's just a big blue bucket of blue blueberries.
Badda bing, badda boom!
A big blue bucket of blue blueberries?
Well, seems Billy Bishop blabbing about Butch
backstabbing bad Bobby Brown
by stealing his big black-backed blank bank book backfired,
and Bobby Brown bluffed a bike bomb with a big bucket
of blue blueberries!
[audience cheering]
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