- Is there anything physically different about us?
Are even our genitals the same?
(laughs)
I'm pretty happy with my penis size.
- Don't think that's the question, dude.
(laughter)
My name is Shane.
I'm twin number one.
- My name is Brad.
I'm twin number two.
- I was born first.
I was four minutes ahead of Brad.
My parents had no idea that Brad was in the womb.
- Yeah, I was stealth baby--
- Until the moment that he was born.
- [Host] Do you ever finish each others sentences?
- Kind of, I mean we think very similarly.
- [Host] Favorite song?
- Three, two, one,
- [Both] Night moves.
- Ohhh shit. (smack)
Did not think that was gonna happen.
- [Host] Favorite cousin.
- Oh, three, two, one
- [Both] Marcus.
- [Host] Favorite drug.
- Favorite drug?
Three, two, one, Claritin?
(laughs)
- We're doin' this?
- Yeah, shots for Claritin, man.
Let's just take a little sip.
(clink)
Love you, Benny.
Have we ever slept with the same person?
- Fuckin' knew it.
- I know.
No chance, baby.
(smack)
- Brad is of the homo-sex persuasion,
and I'm of the hetero-sex persuasion.
Therefore, I've never been in a bee,
he's never been in a vee.
- When and how did you know that my sexuality was like
not the same as yours?
- I was playing video games.
Mom storms in, and she was like,
I've been on the computer checking the history.
I know what you've been watching.
And I just wanted to let you know that this is not okay.
She tacks on the end of it, and your brother's looking
at photos of men and that's it's own thing.
And then I was like, I'm so sorry, mom, for watching porn.
So that went to where you were.
You were in their room.
And I looked at you and I was like.
- I remember, just like, are you gay?
- Are you gay?
- I looked at you and I like smiled reassuringly,
and I was like,
no, bro. - No, bro.
(laughs)
- No, I was so gay that time.
We've never talked about this before.
- This is the first we've ever talked about this.
- Cheers, bitch.
(clink)
- Praise be.
Would you ever have a threesome with me?
- Absolutely not.
- Why not, man?
- Next question.
- Oh, why not?
See if you can save my neck.
- No.
- For the record, I wouldn't either, but I wanna--
- Why do I need to get into it then?
- Just answer the fuckin' question, dude.
- Why I wouldn't have a threesome
- Yes. - With you?
Because we're twins.
- It's disgusting because it's incest.
I think, I mean. - Well, yeah.
- I'm just sayin' it.
I mean that's the reason why it's disgusting.
- Try to guess what I'm thinking.
- Right now you're thinking about
- Monkeys.
- I was getting ready to say pandas.
- No way! - Ahhhh.
- They're part of the animal kingdom.
What's up?
- Have you ever been intimate with someone while pretending
to be me?
- No, fuck that.
I like myself way more than I like you.
(laughs)
But in like so many ways, I'm so thankful that we
access different markets, because that like crossover,
that's so creepy, no.
Every day I wake up, I'm like,
we don't like the same kind of people, that's what's up.
- Every day?
- Every fuckin' day. (laughs)
Is there anything physically different about us?
Are even our genitals the same?
(laughs)
- I guarantee you we have the same size dicks.
- Penis size isn't really a frequent conversation that
we have between the two of us,
and I'm like so chill with keeping it that way.
- I bet you were like to the centimeter the same size.
I do have a, like a mole on my dick though.
- I don't give a fuck about your dick.
- I know you don't.
What's the worst thing that I have ever done to you?
- When you were in a skull band,
the nine of you wrote a song called "Brad is Gay".
And B-R-A-D was an acronym that was short for
- [Both] being ridiculously attracted to dudes.
- To my defense, that is just a fact.
What is being gay?
Being attracted to dudes.
- It's the fact that you performed it in front of
several - That's true, yeah.
- Different sets of people.
- But they didn't hear what--
they couldn't hear what we were saying.
We were just yelling it.
- [Both] Being ridiculously
- Attracted to dudes is gay.
I think anyone would hear that.
- I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
- Who's going to die first?
- Probably you.
- What are you going to say at my funeral?
- Oh, I thought about it so much.
- What are you gonna say at my funeral?
- I just have thought about you dying, like now,
in my life now, and I hate it.
Like, I--
- You hate me in your life?
- No, fuckin', listen to what I'm trying to tell you.
I love you.
(laughs)
I don't know why I think, sometimes I catch myself
thinking about it and like tear up.
- Really?
- I'm just like, damn dude, when Brad dies,
it's going to be the fucking worst.
- Like in the shower and stuff?
- Yeah, in the shower. - Yeah, me too.
- Hey, I love you.
- This has been great.
I love you too.
(clink)
- Good lord.
(laughs)
That's like one of my favorite parts about Brad
is the shot face.
He can't, he can't do it.
Swishy, swishy, no face.
(laughs)