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- [Boy] My mom moving into a new house.
She has gone to get more boxes for the house.
I have to wait here the whole day for things to arrive.
So I am going to make a video, because I'm bored.
Let's do a fun house tour.
We're going to start as if your just coming into the house.
Oh hello there. Wanna come in? Yeah sure let's go.
Here's our hallway.
Through here we have the my bedroom.
Just kidding. This is where we keep Harry Potter.
He lives with us now. I haven't notice this before,
I do not know what that is, I assume
a cat that lived here before. I've seen a cat outside.
I tried to make friends with it,
but it just pooped then went away. Again.
Here's our living room. As you can see it's very welcoming.
This is the dinning area.
Where we eat our meals, we don't have much food yet.
We have a box of dried choco pops
I've been eating out of the box.
That's about it. Just take a seat here.
We're a bit pushed for space,
but you gotta live with what you got, you know?
Play with the cards your dealt, right?
Here is just a table, put anything here really.
It's quite clever actually, you can make it shorter,
just removed this top layer you can make it as short
as that if you wanted. Just put something one it.
Here we have our couch. It's not your regular couch.
I think, it's pretty unique.
You can lay down also.
You can watch your tv. We don't have
a tv, but you can imagine it there.
Over here is a box of fabrics.
I guess if you ever wanted to do some fabric work.
You wanna make a little shirt?
Over here is where we keep our fondest memories.
As you can see a lot of them are face down.
It is a symbol, it symbolizes living in the moment.
Don't think about the past. These are
all images of the past they're faced down.
'Cause we want to live in the now.
Except for that, that is me and my parents
in the swimming pool having a fun time
that was a pretty good memory.
That's the only one. The only thing
that we're allowed to remember.
Everything else is gone. This is my mom's music space.
She is a flute teacher. We have this facing in the wall
because my mom likes to feel in control when she teaches,
so if your a student your just going to
kinda stand right in the corner there.
(whistles an imaginary flute)
Over here we have a supplies for her music.
You can make a beat on this.
(banging object muscly)
Josh done fight me any day.
Here we have some tape in case your flute breaks,
you just tape it right back up again.
Here you can weigh your students, if you need to.
(laughs)
And again, her music. My favorite song by Bill Collins.
She used to play it me when I was a youngin.
Books they're packed away right now.
Somethings here are just too important to be exposed to
oxygen so we just going to keep them in these boxes.
Which are also used as furniture.
Out here we have a little cat flap,
so I can welcome in my cat friend if he decides
to stop pooping peeing in my front yard.
(gasps)
It appears we have one of our neighbors up. Pretty rude.
Some strawberries over here.
We didn't plant these they were just here when we arrived.
I'm a little hesitant to eat them.
Don't know where they've been,
don't know what they've been laced with.
Why don't we try one now actually?
Ohhhhhh, that's been chumped.
Nevermind this is the library.
This is where my mom will be doing her teaching.
I think she's going to move the whole set up in here.
And have the music stand by the corner in this room instead.
We're going to go into the kitchen.
Here's the sink, I have to run the tap for two minutes
because apparently there could be like things dead
in the pipes, and need to wash that out.
So that is a good welcome to this house.
Here we have all of our kitchen supplies.
Some soda crystals if you ever want a healthy snack.
They're pretty good. Here we have like our pots and pans.
They're not out yet, because as I said before we don't want
to expose them to oxygen we value our possessions here.
Here is a box full or marmalade.
That's all that's in this box. It's all marmalade.
This is the bag we keep all of our coats in.
Again, exposure to oxygen is a great concern in this house.
These are my shoes. Right up the stairs.
This is exciting. This is the first time I had stairs
in ages, because I used to live in Oxford,
but we had stairs in that house,
then we moved to Cambridge,
and we lived in a flat so we didn't have any stairs.
Now we have stairs, so I can make like a pillow slide.
Sit on it and go zoom zoom zoom.
Oh I left the tap on I had to run the water in here,
but I left it way too long. Oh dang it, sorry.
This is my room. That's my bed.
Cushion with a picture of me on it.
Stuff animals everyone needs stuff animals don't judge me.
My blanket. Again, to deal with the cards you are given.
A window and also blinds, so you can
shield your eyes from the light of day if you
ever want to be just like a dorment hermit.
This is a door just like in my wall.
I don't know why. It's the boiler.
This is how the house keeps warms.
I quite like it just minimalist door.
Just on the wall like an art statement.
If you want to succeed in life,
Sometimes, sometimes you have to step up
to reach the door
which opens the way to your dreams.
Sometimes you have to step up.
Through here we have my mom's room.
This is my mom's bed. This is my sweater,
but she can use it as a duvet.
I'm a really nice son.
Here's our landlord.
(laughs)
This is our landlord.
(more laughter)
Here is our landlord Mr. Aktinsworth.
He is just taking a nap.
I have a pair of socks that have dogs with scarfs on them.
I think that's pretty great. My bag,
but I've given it to my mom,
so that she can keep her make up in it.
That's what women do, right?
I don't know.
Oh was that sexist? I'm sorry.
This is the bathroom. This is me in the mirror.
I think I look much like my uncle.
It's like yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
It looks like the mirror hazel
has I can do hazel selifes now.
Hazel is pounding on twitter. Follow that top meme.
Room spray. That will come in handy
these room smell musty air. I'm going to use this right now.
Your going to witness it. I can open this with one hand too.
Damn.
(spray out the bottle)
So yeah, that's a bout it. That's the new house.
This is how we're going to keep it for a while I think.
If we don't want to fill it with furniture and things,
I think that just waste space where you could have boxes.
Love you, bye.