Hey! My name is Jobby,
and today, we're taking a look at the
Everyone who owns this figure has already gone on,
and on,
and ON-
about how this thing is the second coming of Christ.
With all the mechanical detail,
beautiful paint,
and the sexy proportions,
yeah, they're pretty much right.
The problem is...
I'm not exactly a Christian.
This figure's got some major issues.
The eyes are dull,
he doesn't have any individual fingers,
he's WAY too big,
and he gave me cancer.
At this rate, I'll break my back stretching for complaints!
(crack) At this rate, I'll break my back stretching for complaints!
At this rate, I'll break my back stretching for complaints!
I actually love almost everything about this figure!
As for those issues,
the eyes...
I bought Chinese stickers for them!
The fingers...
Who cares?
And to anyone who ACTUALLY complains that this figure is too big...
you don't have any actual problems.
I guarantee it!
Fuck you.
Masterpiece Transformers usually go for RIDICULOUS prices.
I mean, God DAMN!
But this figure's price...
even THAT wasn't a huge issue for me.
I actually won this guy from an eBay auction for about 80 bucks!
Plus shipping.
However, the tradeoff is that there's no box,
no Spike,
and no trailer.
WHY does it cost that much?
This overhyped rectangle on wheels shouldn't be more expensive than my baby here.
(kissu)
AH--!
I'm perfectly happy with the accessories I DO have.
I've got an axe...
a gun,
and the Matrix!
(woah)
Pretty cool that this thing is made from die-cast metal!
It's a lost art.
Other metal parts are his feet and his thighs, I think?
Whatever feels cold on my dick.
As a so-called "Masterpiece" Transformer, you would expect this guy to have a lot of poseability, right?
Well, yeah.
You're right.
Up and down,
swivel here,
his shoulder could extend for some in and out,
rotation,
backwards movement,
SWIVELLLLLLLLL-
elbow,
LLLLLLLLLLLL-
and a trigger finger, three-finger split.
Waist swivel,
in and out,
deliciously clicky joints,
knee,
LLLLLLLLLLLLLL- LLLLLLLLLLLLLL-
up and down at the ankle,
and the world's first ever SUPER PIVOT!
So much posing options for this guy!
In my opinion,
one of the best things you could say about a Transformers figure,
is that you can't tell that it transforms.
But as you know,
Prime doesn't have truck tits for nothin'.
(classic transforming sound)
The transformation is complex, but surprisingly easy!
And it gets more fun every time I do it!
Like your mom.
(HHHHOOOOOOO-AAAAHH)
This is a great truck mode!
You can't even tell this was a robot a second ago!
Except for an obvious crotch.
As for the underside...
at least they TRIED to make it look like a real undercarriage,
but yeah.
It ain't fooling anybody.
And he's got rubber tires!
That just takes this guy to a whole 'nother level!
(crash)
SHIT, I forgot to do size comparisons!
Here's Masterpiece Bumblebee,
Figma Madoka Kaname,
Evasion Mode Optimus Prime,
and the SH Monsterarts Godzilla.
As for robot mode size comparisons...
(classic transforming sound) As for robot mode size comparisons...
(classic transforming sound)
Bumblebee,
Madoka,
Prime,
Godzilla.
And of course...
MY...
GOD!!
(beatboxed rendition of TF theme) Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!
(beatboxed rendition of TF theme) Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
(beatboxed rendition of TF theme)
(beatboxed rendition of TF theme) TRANSFORMEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeers!!
(beatboxed rendition of TF theme) More than meets the eeeeeeeeye!
I love Transformers.
Overall, this figure is truly a Masterpiece!
(ironic, fake laughter)
(double kissu) (ironic, fake laughter)
Ah-! (gunshot) (ironic, fake laughter)
I recommend this figure to anyone who has even a passing interest in Transformers!
It's THAT good.
Optimus: "Megatron must be stopped...
"no matter the cost."
(classic transforming sound)
(Stan Bush's "The Touch" plays)
You got the touch...! (Stan Bush's "The Touch" plays)
(Stan Bush's "The Touch" plays)
You got the poweeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE- (Stan Bush's "The Touch" plays)
(coughing)
(coughing) Ah, SHIT-
Whoooo! (beatboxed version of "Autobot/Decepticon Battle")
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Autobots wage their battle- (beatboxed version of "Autobot/Decepticon Battle")
to destroy- (beatboxed version of "Autobot/Decepticon Battle")
the evil forces oooooooooooooooooof... (beatboxed version of "Autobot/Decepticon Battle")
the Decepticons!
(beatboxed version of "Autobot/Decepticon Battle") the Decepticons!
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Cut. (laughs)
(singing) Ohhhhhh, heeeeeere he coooooooomes!
(singing) It's fuckin' Baaaaaaatmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!