This is kind of an all-time low for me. How are you all hope you're all doing good umm
Ok ha so this morning. I woke up, and I was like ok gotta film a video today
Why is that guy staring at me Jesus?
It's so weird out today ok whatever and as I was sitting there trying to come up with a video idea
I realized wow Emma you are hungry, and you are emotional
And you are a fucking
Mess you need some food
Basically just came up with this fucking idea that isn't even original because other people have done it before but I just thought I would
Do it my own way. We're trying vegan fast food today
Because I don't really ever get fast food because there really are no vegan
Fast food options that are like actually good as far as I know
but I still thought it could be kind of fun to like go to all the
Favorite fast food places and just see what they have to offer vegan wise also
I thought that this was perfect because it's raining and all of these fast food places are drive-through
So I don't even have to leave my fucking car
I can just sit in here and make my car smell like fast food and rot
Our first stop is
Jack-in-the-box and you might be saying Emma
What in the world would they have that's vegan?
Let me tell you number one actually they have quite a few options
But I'm only gonna get two things from the menu because not everything really
Looked good to me the first thing that they have how do I get in here do I go in this way?
Jack-in-the-box here we come bitches the first thing they have is like some sort of teriyaki bowl
And if you ask for it with no chicken, it's vegan and then also their curly fries, so I'm really excited
We're actually here right now. Let me look at this menu
Oh, they also have a side salad, but I'm not gonna fill with that. I don't mean that
I literally don't know how to order from the drive-through, so I'm like really scared
Hi, can I have a small curly fries the teriyaki chicken bowl with no chicken. That's it. Thank you
This is so weird. Also. I don't even like jack-in-the-box. I've always been kind of a Burger King McDonald's
You know kind of bitch I used to really like Chipotle - but Chipotle bucks me up
ruins me destroys my stomach lining literally like melts my stomach lining and like just
Evaporates it until I'm literally just a living piece of like rotten meat. That's so fucking gross this video is completely vegan
Thank you so much. Oh my god
Nervous my God my car already smells like shit from this
Okay, first thing we're gonna be trying is the curly fries if they put this up, and they really fuck everything up
Let's just get right into it
Holy fuck are you fucking kidding? This is the best thing I've ever tasted in my life. Oh my god. This is not fine fair
Are you fucking kidding? Me? These are the best fries? I've ever had in my life jack-in-the-box
What the fuck literally 10 out of the 10?
Okay now we're gonna try the teriyaki ball, which is really fucking concerning
What the fuck oh my god, this is what it looks like
It doesn't actually look that bad, but there's dead-ass literally
No teriyaki sauce on it at all what so why don't they call the teriyaki bowl?
It smells like cow manure like I know it's just vegetables, but it literally smells like a fucking cow let's try it anyways
Okay, the rice is good, but it has like an undertone of like sock but
It's rice. How bad did it fucking be you know what I mean, it does not smell good to me
I mean I hate to be dramatic cuz I know this is like the broccoli smells like socks oh poor Emma
But no, it's not appetizing, but I mean you do what you got to do
Yeah, no that's just not good I mean I can imagine if it had a sauce on it
Maybe it could be do a little bit like I give this a solid two out of ten. I
Mean it's literally rice and vegetables it does the job, but it's just so flavorless, and there's no sauce on it
It's just so boring and sad I grossed out like it kind of feels sick a little bit
I literally just ate like one
Broccoli and like some curly fries and that was it and I feel like I'm gonna vomit so I think this video is not off
To the best start, but let's just keep a positive attitude attitude
Next we're going to talk about slash
Pizza Hut because they're like connected or whatever so supposedly talk about their Crunchwrap supreme is vegan if you ask for
added black beans, and then you take away the sour cream nacho cheese and
Beef
Obviously, I'm have a slightly complicated order being like yeah
Can I have like this with like not this and this they're probably gonna want to kill me
But I don't really care and then also from Pizza Hut supposedly now
They have a fordable vegan pizza, so that will be really fun if they have it
I'm really hoping they have it if they don't have it then that aspect is canceled
And we're just gonna get our talked about I think everybody should give
Arby's no
selfies
Literally, I don't know what's going on in my head. I think that everybody should give jack-in-the-box
Curly fries a chance because you won't be disappointed like they're genuinely good, and it's you're guaranteed a good time
I'm also getting like meat sweats even though I didn't eat meat and also like I shouldn't be sweating
Maybe I'm just anxious
Literally the Taco Bell and McDonald's are right across the street from one another how fucking perfect is that for this video also this talk
About fucking nice like they must have just updated it or some shit
I feel kind of hashtag blessed to be in the presence of such a new and modern and tough about it's been raining so much
Lately and it just makes me want to curl up in a ball and die
Rain is depressing. Okay. It's time sour big moment. I'm kind of embarrassed to have such a complicated order, but whatever
Thank you
Are you guys not a Pizza Hut as well okay? No problem?
Can I have the Crunchwrap supreme in add black beans?
No beef sour cream or nacho cheese and can I have bottled water
And yeah, that's it
Okay, thank you
So I guess this isn't a fucking Pizza Hut - my mom told me that this was a talk about and Pizza Hut together
Guess what mom is not and I'm disappointed
and I'm sad and I'm mad and I'm angry I was like really excited about trying the vegan pizza, so
Literally the closest Pizza to me is 15 miles away alright that guys we're gonna find something else to replace it because that's fucking
Cancelled so I'm really mad right now at least I get my special Crunchwrap supreme
Oh, I think it has guacamole in it, and I don't really like avocados
Hmm
Whatever I know everybody's in the comments prolly gonna attack me for not liking avocados, but I don't so
Like eh, thank you so much, okay, there's like nowhere to park
Do I go oh I'll just park in the McDonald's parking lot. That's so far
I feel like I could go to jail for that, but I'm gonna also. Oh this kind of smells good
Okay, this like smells really good whereas my teriyaki bowl teriyaki bowl. Did not smell as good
I'm kind of sad though because this wacom only in it, and I'm really afraid of avocados
But I guess everything happens for a reason. Oh it's kind of true everything does happen for a reason oh
Also, I love black beans, so I'm really excited. Oh, hi love black beans. I was literally like I
Love them. I'm just saying
What the fuck that was so scary why hopefully they didn't mess it up
What if they accidentally put meat in it, and then I like take a bite into it?
And then I eat the meat why am I like afraid of that like it wouldn't be the end of the world
But I've been a vegetarian my entire life, so I've like never tried beef in my entire life. Yes
I know it's been crazy most meats like scare me because I've never tried them before and I know everybody's probably gonna be like imma
Make a video of you eating meat actually I bet no one's gonna say that in the McDonald's parking lot
Let's try this bad boy. Oh
Sure, this is hella. Good. My dad asked. Don't know what's in it, but it's really good. Sorry shit my teeth. Oh my god
I never had a water whatever oh
Shit, that's kind of a lot. Okay. Hopefully it's not too spicy, and I burned my mouth off
Definitely good. It tasted like really like not that gross it's like okay
You know and you like fast food and afterwards like I feel like literal ass right now like that was discussing that was like
Relatively fresh and there was like vegetables in there and like black beans and like it was good
I think the whole point with the Crunchwrap supreme is that it has I got whatever um
It has like a courtier it has like a corn chip in it or some shit, and it was really good
So I'd say that was a success for sure oh, I never I forgot to rate it. I would give that a solid
seven out of ten
Let's move on to the next one
For our next stop rat McDonald's now
We're already here because we were in the parking lot and here we're gonna be getting
Apple pie and hash brown for your coffee. Do you guys have like almond milk? I'm sorry
I have a hash brown and an apple pie. Thank you
Holy shit, okay, sorry oh my god, I'm nervous why am I nervous here, we go big moment running on empty food review
Oh, thank you so much. Oh my god first. We're gonna be trying the hash brown. I'm so fuckin pumped for this
Mmm. I mean, yeah, I give this an 8 out of 10
Flaky crispy very good, but I wish it was thicker it's still really fuckin good though. Hey dogs ham eight out of ten
I'm so glad I have water now very refreshing now. We're gonna try this fucking apple pie I could literally
Looks like this. I suppose. I haven't really been showing the food. I've just been kind of eating it, but whatever oh
My god, okay
This is like really interesting the filling on the inside is like perfect apple pie feeling exactly what you want an apple pie filling
It's hot but the crust has like a weird smell the crust kind of gives me like a little bit of cardboard vibes
But overall it's really good. I'd give that probably like a six and a half out of ten
Because it's really good and like the filling is really good, but it's not like oh my god
This is the best shit. I've ever eaten in my life like I literally would die for this
We're coming to a close we're almost done. I'm really fucking excited because I feel like shit right now
I need to go take a nap and like not wake up for like three days
This kind of food makes me want to like temporarily die
Our last food we're gonna be getting today
It's not even a really fast food, and I don't really know I threw it in here, but it just felt right to me
But we're gonna be getting a Starbucks pink drink personally. I shouldn't gotten in lane. I fucked up anyways
I'm pretty excited because I've always wanted to try a pink drink
But I just like never had a reason to do it and I think that there might be a Starbucks drive-through near here
And if that is okay, so then I will be in the dream
If there isn't I might have to go inside for this one
Which is like kind of defeats the whole purpose of like the fast-food thing iam pink drink
Pink any drinka tea as James Charles would call it unless it's not vegan
I like didn't even google it so it like might not be vegan I
Do not want to get out of the car right now. I'm literally I'm wearing sweatpants my on my period yes
You know why I just remembered the Starbucks is not a drive-through, so I do have to go in Brawl
I should have thought that one through more, but what did we expect from me? I?
Would pay money for this to be a drive-through freakin Starbucks? Sorry I've sent a lot of f-bombs today
I'm trying to cut back on my cussing, but it's not going good. We're at Starbucks
I don't even want to take you guys in there. I'm too lazy, so I'll see you when I get it
It smells like strawberries which is like really yummy, so let's see how it tastes
That's sad this is literally what Hello Kitty would taste like if she was like a flavor
It definitely tastes like strawberry very very strawberry II it's just so sweet it tastes like juice I wouldn't get it again
I'd probably give it a five out of ten I
Mean it's okay, and like the flavors are like very like there, and it's not like watery, or gross
I mean, it's fun, but that's about it for me
But hey it was fun. I hope you had fun. I had fun. I need to go home and take a nap bye